The Akatsuki Oreo Fight
All of the Akatsuki except leader and Itachi were sitting in their living room when Tobi pulled a bag of oreos out of nowhere.
"You bastard! You have oreos!"Kakuzu screamed grabbing Tobi's throat.
Deidara grabbed the bag from Tobi looked at Sasori and said, "Oreos are a true work of art." Sasori looked pissed off.
"Are not!" he said pushing Deidara into a wall. He dropped the bag and tackled Sasori. He punched him in the face. Sasori punched him back. While Sasori and Deidara were fighting, Tobi was lying on the floor only semiconscious, and Kisame grabbed the oreos.
"Mine!"yelled Konan grabbing Kisame's leg. Kisame bashed his face off the table and fell over unconscious.
Konan was about to eat the oreos when Tobi stood up and yelled, "I want my oreos!" Then he started crying. Zetsu got pissed because Tobi was crying.
"Who has Tobi's oreos!?" Zetsu yelled in his dark voice. Konan turned and yelled,
"Oh shit!" Zetsu looked where the voice was coming from and started walking toward her. She threw the bag at Kakuzu and yelled, "Catch!" Kakuzu turned around, caught the bag then got tackled by Zetsu. Sasori had pinned Deidara to a wall and silently grabbed the oreos. And Konan silently punched him in the head. Sasori fell over. Tobi stole the oreos from her.
"Give them back!" she shouted at Tobi jumping on him. For a second she thought about punching him then she said, "I've always wondered what you look like without that mask." She turned him over held down his arms with her legs and took off his mask. She gasped.
"Oh dear god that's not even right!"she said falling off him. The scary truth was, Tobi was hot. Konan had a seizure on the floor. The leader walked in cooly stole Tobi's oreos and got himself punched in the face by Zetsu.
"These are Tobi's bastard!" Zetsu yelled at the leader lying in a pile on the floor.
"Son of a bitch!What the fuck Zetsu!? This is my fucking house you know!" screamed the leader standing up to throttle Zetsu. Hidan took the oreos and walked away far away. The other Akatsuki members got pissed followed him to a cliff.
"Shit!"Hidan yelled accidently knocking the oreos off the cliff. "I'm coming oreos!" \he yelled jumping off after them. The others leaned over to watch. Hidan was splattered everywhere.
"Damn! My oreos!"Tobi yelled.
"Holy fuck! Did Tobi just swear?!"everyone but Tobi said in unision. Everyone returned to the hideout, Kakuzu carring Hidan's splattered remains and Sasori carring his totaly pissed head. Itachi walked in with like 60 cases of oreos.
"You, you asshole, un!You come home now, un!"said Deidara taking the bags. And that is why you never take five fucking hours to buy oreos for the entire damn akatsuki!