Ren: Hi! First Sonic ficcy! It's sorta going to be like my other story, Star Ocean's Gone Random! Only starring Sonic and his friends! (They do appear in my other story.) So, welcome to The Crazy Stories of Sonic the Hedgehog!

Sonic: ...We're all gonna die...

Ren: SHUT IT!!! You're not suppose to say it out loud! Uh...I mean...er...

Shadow: ...Aaaww god damnit...I KNEW I should've brought the damn gun!

Ren: Uhh...-coughI'msogladIdidn'ttellthemaboutthebazookaintheclosetcough- (Me: Haha!! Figure out what I said// Kitsune (My buddy): Not that hard, idiot. // Me: ...SHUT UP!!!)

Shadow: ...Thanks for the info. -sprints for the closet-

Ren: NOOO!! Uh, before Shadow tries to kill me to avoid a certain demise-I MEAN, er...Uh...Be the victim-Wait, ugh...Why do I try? On with the damn fricken chapter...

Disclaimer: I don't own anything...So please don't sue...

Ren: Oh, and characters may be OOC at times too!!

Chapter 1 Chaos in the Hall

So, the gang was all at Sonic's house...BORED TO DEATH! Sonic, Tails, Amy, Cream with Cheese, and surprisingly Shadow were in the room with the karoke (I hoped I spelt that right) machine. Shadow was first and ended up singing Numb by Linkin Park. Everyone was amazed at how damn good he sang it too! Cream went next who sang Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield, and it was okay. It's would've been better if Cheese didn't try to eat the damn microphone! Tails went up and sang Hit Me Baby One Time by Britney Spears. Everyone was sort of creeped out...It was bad but oddly entertaining by the way Tails danced... Amy went up and sang Big Girls Don't Cry by Fergie. She was okay...Sorta... Sonic sang SexyBack by Jusin Timberlake. IT WAS BAD!! So, currently, Sonic, who was singing so incredibly bad that the windows broke, is getting the shit beat out of him by Shadow who couldn't stand the singing! Amy WOULD'VE helped if it wasn't for the fact that Shadow stole her Piko Piko Hammer to beat the crap outta Sonic. Tails, Cream and Cheese left the room quietly out of fear. They passed near Rouge's room where Knuckles just so happened to leave.

"Knuckles? What were you going in Rouge's room?" Tails asked, not noticing the bag Knuckles had behind him.

"Uh...Nothing...She, uh, let me in! Yea that's it!"

"But Knuckles, Rouge isn't here! She left and went to the mall!" Cream said.

Knuckles just stood there. He looked around and found a bucket. He picked it up and TRIED to throw it at the two, but tripped and found that the bucket was filled with crap...literally...and landed on his head.

"Eeeew..." Cream muttered. She sniffed the air and looked ready to heave, and indeed she did! On Knuckles!!

"OH YOU GOT DAMN MOTHERFRECKING SON OF A BITCH!!" Knuckles yelled. Sonic, black and blue all over, (well, mostly black now) and the other came out of the room.

"Whoa Knuckles! You must've had to go badly!" Sonic laughed out.

"Shut the hell up, dumbass!" Knuckles said back.

"Heh..."

"Knuckles...Uh...looks like...-giggle- A giant turd!" Amy laughed out.

Knuckles now was PISSED. So, what does he do? Throw a tantrum!

"I HATE YOU GUYS!! GOSH!! I TRIP AND YOU GUYS MAKE OF ME AND WAAAAAAH!!!" Knuckles yelled, rolling on the floor and pissed off. "ALL OF YOU SUCK! GOD!! WHY GOD!? I JUST READ SHADOW'S DIARY ONCE!! ONCE!!!! ...Which happened to be the one where he acts all girly for some reason and starts-"

"Hey, what!? Amy...gimme back that damn Piko Piko Hammer...Someone's going to die now..."

"No! It's mine!"

"...Screw you then!" Shadow yelled and attacked Amy, Sonic watching in horror and amusement.

"Hey Tails..."

"Yea Sonic?"

"We should've made popcorn..."

"Big time, yo."

Cream though, was actually eating cream...While Cheese was trying to eat Knuckles' foot...Tails went to the kitchen and grabbed a giant frying pan. He came back, yelling to Shadow, "Shadow! Just use this and stop trying to kill Amy...She owes me $59.50!!!" and threw the pan.

Shadow looked behind him just in time for the pan to hit him square in the face, and when the pan dropped, well...if looks could kill, it would have killed Tails 100 times...

"Uh...oops...heh heh...Uh...DON'T KILL ME!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!" Tails went running, screaming like a little 5 year old girl who just saw the so-called Boogeyman in the dark. (Don't ask...)

Shadow just stood up and took the frying pan, still glaring in Tails' direction, but ended up smacking the shit outta everyone else, as well as Chaos Blasting the whole hall. At the end of it, Cream and Cheese were fried like grilled chicken, Sonic was now black with bruises, Amy was beaten to a pulp, and Knuckles was beaten to a bloody pulp that still, in Amy's words, looked like a giant turd. Tails never came out of his closet either in fear of being Chaos Blasted to death by Shadow. Rouge came back from the mall with tons of diamonds and obsessed over them for 3 hours before crying over the fact that she doesn't have her "beautiful and wonderful chaos emeralds that should be hers!"

End Chapter 1 Chaos in the hall

Ren: Okay, I know. Could've been funnier and longer but I've been playing Tomb Raider: Legend for a while and it goes back in 2 days and well, I MUST FINISH IT!!! It's so cool! And my friend, Sophie, OWES ME MY SONIC HEROES GAME!! ...Oh, and does something good happen if you get all A on the all missions? I've beaten the main story game after 3 hours straight of trying to get the damn other 6 Chaos Emeralds with Team Rose...And it's probably just me, but they seem so much slower in the Emerald stages! Gah!! And I'm surprised I even tried it since I always seemed to get whacked by the enemy when I have the key!! SO DAMN ANNOYING!! But uh...-cough- enough rambling. Next one is a screwed up version of when Silver and Blaze first meet Mephiles and try to track down Sonic.

Kitsune: Ugh...SO MUCH RAMBLING! GOD YOU SUCK!

Ren: HEY! ATLEAST I CAN GET MORE THAN 5 REVIEWS ON MY STORIES!!!

Kitsune: ...This is true...but you still suck, idiot.

Ren: ...Where's the bazooka when Shadow isn't on a mad rampage when I need it? But uh, R&R please and no flames please...But, if you think it could be way funnier, tell me. It's been a while since I've written anything since I've been grounded and crap, so I need to warm up a tad.