Heya, thanks to those who reviewed my last story, you guys are awesome!
Thanks to Jesseloverleona for the idea :)
Ways To Annoy The Hell Out Of Draco Malfoy
Stage whisper to him "Your secret is safe with me" and wink suggestively
Pretend he doesn't exist
Laugh uncontrollably at everything he does
Claim he had a relationship with your pet rat (no offence to the rat of course)
Switch his pumpkin juice with fire whiskey
Sneak into his dorm at night and draw a moustache/monobrow on his face
Hide a ferret in his bed
When he isn't looking, attempt to give him a comb over
Make his relationship with McGonagall public
Go up to him and slap his face
Sing "Mr Blue Sky" when ever you see him
Confess your love to him in front of the whole school
Plant his diary on Snape's desk
If you can't find his diary, write one for him
Point at him and shout "Witch! He's a witch!"
Randomly hug him
Stare at him with creepy eyes
Scrutinise his face and point out to him that he has indeed got a face
Run away screaming if he comes within 20 feet of you
Act like his best friend in whole world
Spray him with silly string
When he's asleep, write I LOVE SNAPE in sharpie pen across his face
Steal all his clothes
Sell all of said clothes on eBay
Put dung bombs in his bag
Act like he has serious BO
Get everyone else to join in
I would like to bring attention to internet trolls. Because of them, a fellow author has decided to leave Fanfiction. I would also like to point out that the support department didn't help them and I think something should be done about this.
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