EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
APPLEJACK
VS
BUTTERCUP
BEGIN
[APPLEJACK]
ALRIGHT SUGARCUBE TIME TO TAKE YOUR SHITTY EAR
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE SOME FEAR
YOUR SHOW REALLY SUCK YOU KNOW THAT BAD
JUST LIKE BUBBLES LEARN A BAD WORD WORST THEN IT HAD
THE NERVE OF YOU RAINBOW DASH IS BETTER
YOU CAN'T CONTROL YOUR FUCKING SELF WHAT THE HELL YOUR BITCHIER
THE ELEMENT OF HONESTLY IS WHAT I'M BEST AT DOING
WHEN I CAPTURE YOU I WILL KICK YOUR FUCKING PUSSY
[BUTTERCUP]
HEY KNOCK IT OFF UNLEAST I'M NOT GAY
THE FAN IS SHIPPING YOU AND RAINBOW DASH TODAY
NOTHING EVER COME BETWEEN WITH YOUR SHOW AND THE MOVIE
YOU TURN INTO HUMAN WELL QUIT FUCKING COPYING
FRIENDSHIP CAN'T BE MAGIC WITHOUT CELESTIA HELP
WHEN YOUR ALL ALONE YOU CAN'T CRY OR WELP
I DON'T NEED YOUR FUCKING CONTRYISM I AM AWSESOME
IF YOU WANNA FIGHT WELL COME AND GET EM
[APPLEJACK]
SLOW DOWN BUTTERCUNT I HAVE ABILITY
YOU CAN'T CONTROL MORBUCK, MOJO, HIM, GANGS, AND FUZZY
THE ELEMENT OF HARMONY IS BETTER THAN CHEMICAL X
WHEN YOUR BOYFRIEND BUTCH COME YOU WILL HAVE SEX
MY SHOW IS MORE EDUCATIONAL IT HAD FRIENDSHIP LESSON
ALL YOU DO IS ATTACK WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU A LESBIAN
DAMMIT VARMIT I AM WAY MORE FUN THAN YOU
ALL THE TIME YOU HIT PEOPLE JUST TO GET THE FUCKING TOOTH
[BUTTERCUP]
HEY WATCH YOUR MOUTH I WILL FINISH THIS SONG
WITH YOUR ELEMENT OF LYING THEY WILL KNOW THAT YOUR WRONG
YOU HAVE TOO MUCH ADDICTION BETWEEN BOYS AND THE GIRLS
TELL TWILIGHT SPARKLE THAT SHE A CRAPPY SWIRL
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT I CAN COMPETE
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT THEY MADE POWERPUFF Z
I DON'T NEED YOUR BULLSHIT I'M GOING AWAY
GOODBYE APPLEJACK HOPE YOU CHOKE TODAY
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE