LAZER DEATH MATCH!
Hello everyone and welcome to Lazer Death Match. I'm your host Puttyman and I'm glad to bring you a fight of great skill. A fight so brutal that no one can understand how strong these contenders are.
It's the
Restraunt Mascot Massacre
Now to the arena.
Referee: In this corner weighing in 175 pounds. He's wearing the big red shoes. He is is part of the McDonalds team.
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....Ronald McDonald.
Ronald: I love to see you smile............so I can knock it right off your face.
Referee: And in this corner weighing in 23 pounds he is part of the Burger King team. The man with the detachable limbs.
Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....Mr. Potato Head
Mr. Potato Head: "MRS. POTATO HEAD.............MRS. POTATO HEAD!" (Said like Rocky from Rocky)
Referee: And in the other corner weighing in at 23 pounds. He is part of the Taco Bell team.
Thhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......The Taco Bell DOG!
T.B. Dog: Here Clowny Clowny Clowny.
Referee: Now I want a good clean fight.
Let's Get Ready To Rumble!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Potato Head runs over to Ronald McDonald.
Potato Head: Here Ronnie!
Ronald: Your no longer the mascot for Burger King?
Mr Potato Head rips off his arm and throws it towards Ronalds privates.
Ronald: OW!
Potato Head: Ha Ha!
As Mr. Potato Head is doing this the Taco Bell Dog is running towards Mr. Potato Head and licking his lips.
CRUNCH
Potato Head: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
He's eating my butt. He's eating my butt.
Ronald begins to laugh! Then the Taco Bell Dog begins to dig his claws as if he was peeling the skin off of Mr. Potato Head.
Potato Head: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'm naked!
Ronald then smashes him with his big foot.
Referee: Mr. Potato Head is out.
You hear Mrs. Potato Head crying in the audience.
Ronald: I guess he's now a potato pancake.
Then the Dog runs toward Ronalds feet and bites his shoe.
Ronald: Stupid Dog. My feet aren't even that long.
Then Ronald flings the Dog on the other side of the arena.
Ronald: I WIN I WIN.
Referee: No you don't!
In the corner the dog flips over and begins to growl.
T.B. Dog: Clowny gonna die.
The Taco Bell Dog runs like lightning towards Ronald.
CRUNCH
Ronald: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MERCY OH GOD! MY NUGGETS!
The Dog lunged for his croch and bites hard.
Referee: The winner is the Taco Bell Dog!
Well everyone it looks like we had a great match tonight. Tune in next time, I'm Puttyman say Good Night for the next CRUNCH TIME!
THE END
Written by Chris Roberts aka Puttyman
Hello everyone and welcome to Lazer Death Match. I'm your host Puttyman and I'm glad to bring you a fight of great skill. A fight so brutal that no one can understand how strong these contenders are.
It's the
Restraunt Mascot Massacre
Now to the arena.
Referee: In this corner weighing in 175 pounds. He's wearing the big red shoes. He is is part of the McDonalds team.
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....Ronald McDonald.
Ronald: I love to see you smile............so I can knock it right off your face.
Referee: And in this corner weighing in 23 pounds he is part of the Burger King team. The man with the detachable limbs.
Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....Mr. Potato Head
Mr. Potato Head: "MRS. POTATO HEAD.............MRS. POTATO HEAD!" (Said like Rocky from Rocky)
Referee: And in the other corner weighing in at 23 pounds. He is part of the Taco Bell team.
Thhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......The Taco Bell DOG!
T.B. Dog: Here Clowny Clowny Clowny.
Referee: Now I want a good clean fight.
Let's Get Ready To Rumble!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Potato Head runs over to Ronald McDonald.
Potato Head: Here Ronnie!
Ronald: Your no longer the mascot for Burger King?
Mr Potato Head rips off his arm and throws it towards Ronalds privates.
Ronald: OW!
Potato Head: Ha Ha!
As Mr. Potato Head is doing this the Taco Bell Dog is running towards Mr. Potato Head and licking his lips.
CRUNCH
Potato Head: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
He's eating my butt. He's eating my butt.
Ronald begins to laugh! Then the Taco Bell Dog begins to dig his claws as if he was peeling the skin off of Mr. Potato Head.
Potato Head: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'm naked!
Ronald then smashes him with his big foot.
Referee: Mr. Potato Head is out.
You hear Mrs. Potato Head crying in the audience.
Ronald: I guess he's now a potato pancake.
Then the Dog runs toward Ronalds feet and bites his shoe.
Ronald: Stupid Dog. My feet aren't even that long.
Then Ronald flings the Dog on the other side of the arena.
Ronald: I WIN I WIN.
Referee: No you don't!
In the corner the dog flips over and begins to growl.
T.B. Dog: Clowny gonna die.
The Taco Bell Dog runs like lightning towards Ronald.
CRUNCH
Ronald: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MERCY OH GOD! MY NUGGETS!
The Dog lunged for his croch and bites hard.
Referee: The winner is the Taco Bell Dog!
Well everyone it looks like we had a great match tonight. Tune in next time, I'm Puttyman say Good Night for the next CRUNCH TIME!
THE END
Written by Chris Roberts aka Puttyman