SpottedStar: Hello! Welcome to Kill-a-Character! I am your host, SpottedStar, the RiverClan leader. Our other host is my best buddy, StarStar, the Shadowclan leader! Also known as warrior-person-thing here on fanfiction. Say hi StarStar!
StarStar: Hello!
SpottedStar: Now, Everyone has at least one character they don't like, right? Well, now you get to kill them! You can kill a character! You can kill each other! You can kill yourself! You can kill other animals! Insects! PLANTS!
StarStar: And even air!!!!! Takes out a bloody looking knife
SpottedStar: Nope! Well yes, but no, not yet.
StarStar: Aw, I guess I'll have to wait to meet my new love- murder.
SpottedStar: Yes. Yes you will.
StarStar: Sweet cheese is awesome!!!
SpottedStar: Um, yes, uh….ok then StarStar- ANYWAY-
StarStar: Caramel and cake blows up cuz that's just the way everything goes. That's what you get when you're dealing with murder. Hahahaha!
SpottedStar: SHUT UP STARSTAR!
StarStar: No, that's not fair! I have just as much of a right to talk as you do. I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!
SpottedStar: Great StarClan, shut her up!
A random voice speaks loudly from out of the clouds
Random voice: I'm sorry, Starclan is not here at the moment. Please leave a message after the beep. BEEEEEP!!!!
SpottedStar: Figures.
StarStar: BEEEEEEP!!!
SpottedStar: Ok, here is what you do. You PM me telling your name, clan, who you want to kill, how, (and if you want) why. If you absolutely HAVE to, you can post a review, if you really can't PM, but we STRONGLY beg you PM me.
StarStar: OH MY GOSH! OH GREAT STARCLAN! No WAY!
SpottedStar: What? What is it? It better be pretty important, I am explaining the rules!
StarStar: Oh, it is! crouches down on the ground
SpottedStar: Well, what is it then?
StarStar: IT'S A WORM!
SpottedStar: A WORM! You interrupted me for a stupid WORM!?!
StarStar: laughs hysterically Yes.
SpottedStar: You mouse-brain. Anyway, in this story, you can kill any character that has ever showed up in the Warriors series. But, if someone kills them before you, they are DEAD. They will not come back to life. So sorry. BUT, to make this more fun, you on fanfiction can all interact with each other!
StarStar: Kool.
SpottedStar: Yep! To do this, (and you don't have to, but if you want), when you see something in a chapter and someone is either killing someone you want to save, saving someone you want to kill, or for some reason you just want to meet them, please put your story in STORY FORM!
StarStar: You haven't even explained about RP form yet!
SpottedStar: Oh, yeah! Thanks, buddy.
StarStar: No problem.
SpottedStar: If you put your story in RP form, it is ordered, well, kinda like this. How I am typing right now. In this form, you may NOT do anything but kill a character, and we will add some changes to it. Well not changes, but we will make it in story format by adding all the detailed work for you. But, you cannot do anything but talk, and kill a character if you use this form, or any form but story form for that matter.
StarStar: So…what is story form then?
SpottedStar: Story form is just like how a story is written. With description, characters thoughts, paragraphs, etc.
StarStar: And, if you were to meet another ct from here on fanfiction- what would you do with them?
SpottedStar: It's all up to you. You can seriously do ANYTHING. Talk, fight, chase, stop them from killing a character, help them kill a character, you can even kill them!
StarStar: But if you kill a fellow fanfiction character, that doesn't seem to fair, does it? I mean, they just suddenly can't have fun on Kill-a-Character anymore? That's mean!
SpottedStar: Yes, I thought about that, SO, if you die, you can become a Starclan cat, or a ghost. As a Starclan cat, you can visit cat's dreams, and secretly talk to them in their minds. Meet medicine cats and leaders at the moon pool, etc. However, you can only come down on earth once, twice tops. As a ghost, you cannot do anything like visit cat's dreams, but you are on earth the whole time, and you can temporarily possess other cats FROM FAN FICTION ONLY. (Although please ask there permission through PM and come up with what you will do together if you posses, because we don't want you messing up everyone's stories completely.)
StarStar: OOOOH! I want to be a ghosty! REALLY BAD!!!!
SpottedStar: Then hope someone kills you, or, kill yourself.
StarStar: Uh…ok. Hey, can you have a mate?
SpottedStar: Yes, I suppose you can have mates and kits, but if you do that with a fellow fanfiction cat, please ask permission, and set it up.
StarStar: Kool. So- anything else?
SpottedStar: Oh, yeah! You can kill as many fan fiction cats/characters as you like, but you may NOT kill anyone in just one PM. You must let me take one PM, while you are about to kill them, then let there be a chapter in between for someone to interact, and THEN you can kill them, if no one has interacted to stop you.
StarStar: That sounds awesome! Hey, how many stories should we accept per chapter?
SpottedStar: Hmmm…probably four. And lets keep how long they are to a limit. If they become to long, I will lower it to 3 stories, to short, it will go to 5. Ok?
StarStar: Ok. Any last prayers?
SpottedStar: What?
StarStar: I mean….pairs! Um….i don't know. Who? What? When? Kool! Cheese! Um…yesh. Anything else you need to say?
SpottedStar: Yes, actually. One last thing. EXAMPLE: This is how you can PM me if you want me to do the details and stuff for you (The RP way):
SpottedStar: slowly sneaks up on the shadowclan cat
Shadowclan cat: ears pricked Is someone there?
StarStar: interrupts the example Hold it! Why does it have to be a Shadowclan cat you are attacking in the example?
SpottedStar: Shrugs
StarStar: ARG!!!! Lunges at SpottedStar
Spottedleaf flies down from Starclan
Spottedleaf: I'm sorry, but this catfight is too violent for young kits. Or apprentices. And possibly any warriors, as well. Just, shield your eyes! It will be over momentarily.
SpottedStar: bites StarStar
Spottedleaf: Hey! No peeking!
StarStar: Now, this is how to write it in STORY format. Example:
StarStar slowly crept p on the Riverclan she-cat, catching fish by the river. Your mine now. StarStar thought evilly. Quickly and quietly, StarStar leaped out of the bushes, landing on the Riverclan she-cat with a hard thud. The cat flew into the rapidly moving blue water beside her and-
SpottedStar: Hey! Can we just let everyone have fun with this? Stop fighting?
StarStar: Aw….but I- fine.
SpottedStar: Well, time to go! PM me and when I receive four PM's, I will put them into the NEXT CHAPTER!
StarStar: takes out bazooka I got dibs on FireStar!
SpottedStar: Nightcloud's MINE!