User: Molt de gus! Com es diu? Em dic Catalunya! (Translation: Nice to meet you! Whats your name? My name is Catalonia! {Catalan})
Cleverbot: Ce anume ai? (Translation: What you? {Romanian})
User: W-what language is that?
Cleverbot: The language of existence is a meta language.
User: Whats a meta language?
Cleverbot: The language of the poor.
User: Oh...so what Spain would be speaking if it weren't for me! (Burn!)
Cleverbot: I would probably be reading.
User: Ok?
Cleverbot: I always have.
User: Ok...
Cleverbot: For real.
User: OK!
Cleverbot: Ivan Braginsky is madly in love.
User: Is that Mr. Russia?
Cleverbot: No, it is the combination of Belarus and Russia. (o-O Russia and Bela hooked up? When? {Outer Heaven: Russia is dead to me if that's the case})
User: D'aww! Tan valent! (So cute! Isn't she sweet :3)
Cleverbot: A que hora es la asuncion del papa? (At what time is the ascension of the father? {Spanish})
User: No sé. (Don't know)
Cleverbot: Que edad tienes? (How old are you? PEDO ALERT!)
User: 7 :).
Cleverbot: You can find water at the bottom of it.
User: Find water at the bottom of what?
Cleverbot: Where can I find BEN? (CREEPYBOT!)
User: Whose Ben?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: O_o I'M CATALONIA!
Cleverbot: Good.
User: YAY~~ ^.^.
Cleverbot: *builds a fort*.
User: Cool a Fort! *Builds one too*.
Cleverbot: Bring me a cool drink.
User: No you bring ME a cool drink.
Cleverbot: Let's take this outside.
User: NO RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW!
Cleverbot: Ok then, right now.
User: Now go get me a drink, and vull un plat que tingui pollastre y pa, Sisplau. (Get me a dish with chicken and bread, please)
Cleverbot: Oh wow! You have excellent taste in music!
User: I know I do! ~^.^~ Now get me my stuff! (So artsy xD)
Cleverbot: No chance!
User: Why? :'( *Sniff*. {Don't cry baby :'(}
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Huh? *Sniff* Are you going to get me my food? I'm hungry.
Cleverbot: Hemmorids. (O_o Ummm)
User: What are those? Are they tasty? (No!)
Cleverbot: Yes. (O_o WTF?!)
User: Oh yay! I want hemmorids! Gimme hemmoroids! (Oh Aina, one day you'll know)
Cleverbot: You want more?
User: Yes! I want tons of them!
Cleverbot: Well, call me Atlas then.
User: Ok..Atlas! Can I have my food now? Please! *Kitty eyes*.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yay~! Oh! I'm going to ask mama if I can have my stuff now! Adéu! (Bye! Her mom referring to Outer Heaven)
Cleverbot: Ok.
O_o Ok…Cleverbot is a creeper! Anyway…. That was Catalonia aka Aina Vivas Roig. She is a very young nation and is just learning about the word. Read her bio to learn more!
More stuff with Catalonia and the Hetalia Crew coming soon!