Hello and welcome to my first Holes fic! –claps in distance- now im sure while you're reading this you think girl comes to CGL and meets and/or fucks zigzag, squid, or zero. I won't lie they're will be romance but it has a different twist to it. Instead of the same old bad-girl-with-dyed-hair-and-eyebrow-ring-comes-to-camp-green-lake is more of a warden's-neice-with-dyed-hair-and-tounge-ring-come-to-CGL-to-visit-her-loveable-aunt-for-the-summer. Enjoy! (Dana pronounced Dan-a) like Dan in Daniel then a …w.e.
Dana sat in the passenger seat of her aunt's ancient car, looking out at dust; every freaking mile dust, holes, cactus, maybe a dead snake here or there. Her aunt, although had a huge smile on her face and was singing a song from some lame show tune.
"I'm so glad you came to visit me Dan." She said gleefully.
"No problem." Dana answered, she really didn't mind being out in the middle of nowhere, it was the whole summer part she was concerned about.
Dana sighed, no turning back now. She quickly pulled her crimped blonde blue streaked hair in a ponytail as she rolled down the window to get a better view of the camp.
"Aunt Jane *sorry forgot warden's name*, why couldn't you come visit me in Queens, why'd I have to come to this hell hole!" Dana whined.
"Because I wok in this hell hole and trust me I don't like it one bit, but it's a living."
Dana reached for the door but her aunt pulled her back, "Listen Dan, some of these boys haven't been in contact with a girl in years so be careful, oh and you're also free to roam wherever you please just call if you need help. Hey, cheer up! Make new friends it won't be a totally bad summer I promise."
"Sure Aunt Jane I'll just make a whole shitload of horny friends." Dana smiled; she could have fun with this experience.
The Warden checked her clock, "It's seven the boys are probably eating by now, just go into the mess hall tell them you're the Warden's niece, I have to sort out a couple things before I join you."
"Uh…ok." Amy said as she slammed the door and watched it leave a trail of dust as her aunt made her way to a bunch of tents. She then slipped on her headphones listening to Nirvana's 'Nevermind' and entered the mess hall.
There was no doubt that a few guys noticed her, she was actually kind of relieved that some jackass didn't yell out 'HEY A GIRL!' or anything like that. When she reached where the food was being served, some guy with sunscreen on his nose said "Ah! You must be the Warden's niece."
"Yes, I'm Dana." Dana answered simply "Dan for short."
"Well its lovely to meet you Dan, hold on we have some pizza here somewhere, ah! Here it is!" while the sunscreened nosed guy was saying this he pulled out a box of pizza (obviously for employees after Dana got a glimpse of the camper's food) and took out two slices.
"Here you are, my name is Mr. Pendanski, come I'll show you my tent."
Evil me and my cliffhanger things I know this is short I promise next chp up by thurs at the latest, review please. (Hey at least my fic didn't start with, my name is Mr. Sir)…download Rammstein bastards!