What the Gods Think About Thalico

Thalia's P.O.V

Urgh! What am I suppose to do? Stay with the hunters or make out with Nico? Stupid Aphrodite! I wonder what is happening in .

In :

Artemis: Aphrodite! Stop messing with my lieutenant's head!

Aphrodite: It's not my fault she's the one who started having a crush on Nico. I just make it better.

Artemis: Well stop making things "better"!

Aphrodite: Artemis my job is to make people happy by giving them their match.

Artemis: How are they a match?!

Aphrodite: Their both emo in a non-cutting way.

Hades: Come on Artemis, I kind of want them together

Artemis: What! You're only thinking about Nico.

Aphrodite: You're only thinking about what will happen if Thalia is not part of the Hunters anymore

Zeus: What's all this fighting about!

Aphrodite: We're arguing about Thalico.

Hades: Thalico?

Aphrodite: Yah their ship name.

Zeus: Who's ship name exactly?

Artemis: Thalia and Nico's ship name.

Zeus: I KNEW IT!

Narrator: Zeus and Hades start high fiving each other.

Aphrodite: See they approve!

Artemis: You guys are all sick! And Zeus Thalia's heart will be broken if I need to kick her out.

Zeus: Then don't kick her out.

Artemis: Then what am I suppose to do let her date Nico and stay with the hunters, no such thing!

Apollo: Whoa sis, loosen up.

Artemis: Apollo stay out of this!

Apollo: Make me!

Aphrodite: Apollo can you please leave.

Apollo: Okay, at least Aphrodite says it nicely

Artemis: Get out!

Apollo: okay, okay … sheeh.

Athena: You only say sheesh when you're annoyed.

Artemis: Athena is right….. I should say sheesh more often.

Aphrodite: Okay bye Apollo, bye Athena.

Hades: Thank you!

Narrator: Apollo and Athena leave the conversation.

Zeus: Finally!

Artemis: So… back to the point.

Hades: Why can't she just break the oath?

Aphrodite: I can do that!

Artemis: No! If she breaks the oath I will be forced to punish her!

Hades: What kind of punishment?

Artemis: I don't know. Well her greatest fear is heights so it might involve that.

Zeus: Don't you dare!

Artemis: I'm not!

Aphrodite: I have an idea!

Hades, Zeus, and Artemis: WHAT!

Aphrodite: Make her give up her position in the hunters willingly.

Hades: How?

Aphrodite: Um hello! Goddess of love here!

Artemis: Fine, let's do it.

Zeus: Wait, just guarantee that Thalia's heart will not become broken

Hades: Same with Nico

Narrator: All look at Aphrodite

Aphrodite: Hey all I do is whisper stuff in people's mind!

Artemis: Yah so don't whisper anything that would make them break up

Aphrodite: Why would I do that they are such a good story I mean couple

Zeus: Swear on the river Styx

Aphrodite: Wait; if Thalia or Nico break up by themselves I am not harmed.

Hades: Deal!

Aphrodite: Okay I swear on the river Styx.

Artemis: Okay we are finally done!

Aphrodite: I need to get my work started!