Disclaimer!: I don't own Ranma ½ .. Although if I did that would be so cool, I'd be rich right now! HAHAHAHA! ::ahem:: anyways, so yeah, I don't own the characters, I'm just borrowing them.

A.N: This is my first Ranma fanfic so please. be nice. tell me if ya like it, hate, wonder about it. ANYTHING! Just please remember to R&R!

My Beauty Queen And so. it starts..

"JERK!" "TOMBOY!!!!" "PEVERT!" "KAWAIIKUNE!!!!" "AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" SPLASH!!!

Ah, yes, it was another regular day at the Tendo Dojo. The daily routine had started, signaling that a normal day was ahead. Well, not so normal by our standards, but to the citizens of Nerima, that was about as normal as you can get.

A soaking wet Ranma made his-err. HER. way out of the small river that he and Akane walked along everyday to school. Her clothes stuck to her as she pulled herself over the metallic fence, cursing slightly under her breath as she finally hit the pavement with a loud thud. "Stupid girl. I didn't even DO anything and yet I'm a pervert. Maybe I should look into some anger management classes for her. I think she could really use them."

Sighing she rung her clothes out as she made her way back to the Tendo Dojo. It was Sunday, everything nice and beautiful outside. Nothing was going wrong today, well, unless you want to count the fight that is. None of the fiancées had stopped by, and until a few minutes ago, Ranma and Akane hadn't been fighting. Ranma sighed again as he entered the house. After searching around for Akane he came to the conclusion that she wasn't home, and decided to change back into male form.

Heading towards the dojo he decided he'd do some practice katas while he waited for her, He'll apologize to her when she got back. He didn't really mean to call her that after all.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Elsewhere, in a park not too far from the dojo, a girl of about seventeen sat fuming on a bench. Her short blue-black hair rustled slightly in the wind blowing, but of course this went unnoticed by her, for she was far too upset to even think about such things.

Earlier that day..

Akane had just exited the bath when Ranma of all people had entered. Akane and Ranma stared at each other for a bit until Akane remember her um. state.

"Ranma you hentai!!!" Ranma backed slowly into the wall behind him "I didn't even know you were in here!" Akane quickly wrapped a towel around herself. "That's not it! You were just staring at me like some sick twisted- " "Please nobody would want to look at you UGLY!"

Akane stopped and stared at Ranma, who in turn had just realized what he had said. Uncute and Tomboy was one thing but UGLY?? With the quickness Ranma tried to redeem himself. "Look, 'Kane. I didn't mean-" Too late

"JERK!" "TOMBOY!!!!" "PEVERT!" "KAWAIIKUNE!!!!" "AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

And before he knew it, he was flying first class on Mallet airlines, destination unknown.

End Flashback

*How could he say that?! Does he really think that of me?* she sighed and turned her head heavenward, breathing slowly as if she were trying to calm herself down. "Why do I even care? I hear the same taunts everyday, so why are they bothering me so much?" She dropped her head back down, training her eyes on her lap. "Maybe I should fix myself up more. maybe that will stop all the teasing." She groaned after thinking about it for a minute. "No. If I know Ranma he'll find something else to make fun of me about. I need to do something to show him! To show him how attractive I really am!"

A small breeze blew past carrying a small piece of paper, which gracefully landed at her feet. Akane observed it for a bit. It was an ad no doubt; it's bright colors and bold letters giving it away. Akane picked it up for closer inspection. "This is it!" she exclaimed loudly, catching the eyes of random people in the park with their kids. "I can use this to show Ranma up good!"

Akane cackled wickedly as she folded the tiny poster and stuffed it in her coat pocket, making sure it was tucked away nice and safe for her short journey home. "Oh yes, this will do nicely. we'll see who's ugly after this!" Again she laughed as she walked down the street in a hurry. she was going to need her sister's help after all!

Kayla the Kawaii gurl says: Whoo! Okay so it's done. what do you think?? If I get enough reviews I'll let you guys discover what Akane's great plan is!!! It's really simple. All you have to do is click the little button thingie, tell me what you thought, and hit enter. That's all! It's not hard. right?? So. just tell me what you think or ask any questions, I'll be happy to answer them for you.

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-KTKG