Master Roshi's Barbecue
Where Anything Can Happen
AN: Hi people well this is my newest fanfic. This one is dedicated to Pheonix Destiny. She won my contest by answering my little math question. For those of you who saw it and were wondering the answer it was -31. And as promised she gets a fanfic written on the characters she wants. Here it is Pheonix. Enjoy the fanfic everyone. Oh and * means a flashback is beginning and ** means a flashback is ending.
"Baka onna," whispered Vegeta under his breath from his seat in the capsule plane as they flew over to Master Roshi's House. It was time again for the annual Z senshi barbecue. Once a year the Senshi gather at Master Roshi's house to reminisce on the old days and to talk about what happened in the past year. Also to compare pictures of their kids (mostly among the women). "Why do I let you drag me to these stupid things woman?"
"Same reason as always," Bulma said as she leaned close to him "Because I bribed you with sex." Bulma then proceeded to kiss him.
"Ewww, mommy and daddy are making kissy faces again," said seven year old Trunks as he covered his little five year old sister, Bra, eyes.
"How the hell do you think you got here brat?" asked Vegeta as he pulled his lips from Bulma's.
"Not by kissing I hope," replied Trunks.
"Well let me tell you just how."
"Not unless you plan to sleep on the couch tonight mister," said Bulma as she gave him a death glare so penetrating that even the all mighty prince of saiyan's cringed in slight fear.
The rest of the two hour ride was in silence except for the occasional scream from Bra as Trunks popped the heads off her dolls and the occasional scream from Trunks as Bra jumped up and socked him in the eye.
When they got there, all the other Z senshi and their counterparts were there. These included Krillin and 18, Gohan and Videl, Goku and Chi-Chi, Yamcha and his wife Celine, and Tien and Launch. As well as the other regulars, Piccolo, Master Roshi, The Ox-King, Puar, and Oolong. Also accompanying the adults were the kids. These included Krillin and 18's six year old daughter Marron, Gohan and Videl's five year old girl Pan, and Tien and Launch's seven year old daughter Lana. Among the boys were a six year old Goten and seven year old Uub brought by Goku and Chi-Chi, and Yamcha and Celine's son Yamcha jr. who is the youngest at the age of four.
"Hey guys we're here!" yelled Bulma as soon as she put the capsule plane back in its compartment.
"Bulma! What's up?" asked Goku as he went to give his long time best friend a hug. "It's been a long time." Goku then looked up and saw Vegeta standing behind her. "Hey long time no see Veggie. What have you been up to?"
"None of your business you low class baka!" Vegeta screamed as he made his way passed everybody to get to the house.
"What's with him?" asked Tien as he came out from the house with all the kids closely following him.
"Nothing actually, he's just generally like that," replied Bulma knowing that was not even slightly true. She started to think back to that night two weeks ago when they got into another argument.
*"Vegeta listen you are going to the barbecue with me whether you like it or not so drop the subject," Bulma said as she turned back to her laptop.
"Woman I shall do as I please you do not own me."
"My house, my rules so yes I do own you now I'm not going to tell you again you hear?"
"Baka onna," Vegeta whispered.
"I heard that and you know what, I'm sick of it Vegeta. Every time I say some thing that isn't to your liking, that's the first thing out of your mouth. Well I'm sick of it." By this time Bulma had closed her laptop for one moment so that she could let Vegeta see exactly how mad she was at him. "I'm pissed off to the max right now so I think its best if you sleep on the couch tonight."
"Wait just a minute-"
"Go before I get even madder Vegeta." Bulma then turned back to her work. Vegeta was pissed off that he had to sleep on the couch and he grumbled the whole time that he got his stuff ready. Bulma was bossy and he could except that but when she said her next comment, that was Vegeta's breaking point. "Huh and you wonder why you can never beat Goku, it's because you're so pig headed and with that attitude you never will." At this Vegeta spinned on his heels and glared at Bulma.
"Don't you ever dare say I can't beat Kakaratto woman, because I can. If I wanted to I could beat the stuffing out of him and I will one day you watch. Don't ever ever doubt me woman. Got it!" those last words Vegeta shouted at her. Suddenly becoming scared of her husband, Bulma nodded her head like a small child. "Good. Me not beat Kakaratto that's funny."**
Bulma sighed at the memory of their fight. She hated when she and Vegeta fought but it often happened anyway.
"Wow, too bad though. Everyone's having a great time even the kids," pointed out Goku. As Bulma looked back, she saw he was indeed right. Trunks and Bra had now joined the other kids in their playing. She was still looking at the kids when all of a sudden a loud and vicious rumble shook the entire island. All the Fighter's took an offensive stand ready for something to come at them at any moment. Then Goku let out a small nervous laugh accompanied by the usual Son grin. "Wow I guess I really am hungrier than I thought," Goku said as the whole group did an anime faint at his point.
"Well the food's done you guys can eat now," said Master Roshi and immediately lived to regret it. Goku, Gohan, Goten, and Trunks rushed over him in order to get to the food. "Those Saiyans sure do love their food don't they," replied Master Roshi as he picked himself up off the floor.
The rest of the reunion goers ate like normal people except for Goku, Gohan, Goten, Trunks and now Vegeta who came to join them as they ate. Goku's plate was the fullest with 90 hotdogs, 50 BBQ steaks, 20 BBQ pork chops and 30 hamburgers. Vegeta's was next who had 87 hotdogs, 40 BBQ steaks, 20 BBQ pork chops and only 15 hamburgers. Gohan was third with 79 hotdogs, 52 BBQ steaks, 18 pork chops and 17 hamburgers. While Goten and Trunks tied for fourth with 50 hotdogs, 15 BBQ steaks, 25 BBQ pork chops and 9 hamburgers each.
"My god you people are like bottomless pits," commented Krillin.
"The sight of them makes me not want to eat, and I don't usually even eat," said Piccolo as he watched the saiyans eat with amazing speed.
"It's just that this food is so good, you guys have to try it," said Goku with his mouth full of food.
"Yeah it is try it," urged on young Trunks.
"I think I speak for everyone when I say we'll eat later," said Videl as she looked around and everyone agreed.
After the saiyans finished their meal, Goku and Vegeta went back to talk to the adults, Goten and Trunks went back to play with the other kids and Gohan, unfortunately, had to watch the little kids.
Bulma was just starting to think that Vegeta was cooling down his temper, but unfortunately, Yamcha had to open his big mouth.
"Hey Goku what would you say is your toughest yet easiest fight?"
"Oh that's easy. My fight against Vegeta. I mean of course Vegeta was tough, but I mean come on we knew I was going to win."
"You take that back Kakaratto," said a pissed off Vegeta.
"But it's true and you know it."
"I could beat you with one hand behind my back if I wanted to baka."
"I could as well Vegeta," said Goku with a slight smile on his face.
"Is that a challenge?" asked Vegeta.
"Yeah it is," said Goku.
"Well then I accept shall we start now?"
"Gladly," said Goku as he and Vegeta started to walk outside.
"Let's go see the fight," said Android 18. Everybody started to walk outside but when Gohan tried to, Videl stopped him.
"And just where are you going?" she asked.
"To see the fight, where else," said Gohan very matter-of-factly.
"Oh no you're not. Someone has to watch the kids and you are it mister," Videl finished while poking him in the chest.
"But-"
"No buts, just get you're butt in there and watch those kids got it!" Videl yelled at him.
"Yes," Gohan said in a small voice. As she walked out of the house Gohan thought to himself 'damn she must be PMSing today.' So Gohan slowly walked back into the house to watch the tiny terrors as the rest of the Z senshi went to watch the fight.
AN: Oh that wasn't nice what they did to poor Gohan. But what will happen when Goku and Vegeta fight. Stay tuned or rather look out for chapter 2: Vegeta vs. Goku. Yet Again.
And also, my sincerest apology to Pheonix Destiny. I truly just lost all interests in DBZ for a long, long time and I just lost the story line, but this time, I'm gonna finish it for sure. You can count on that. And again, I am so sorry.
Where Anything Can Happen
AN: Hi people well this is my newest fanfic. This one is dedicated to Pheonix Destiny. She won my contest by answering my little math question. For those of you who saw it and were wondering the answer it was -31. And as promised she gets a fanfic written on the characters she wants. Here it is Pheonix. Enjoy the fanfic everyone. Oh and * means a flashback is beginning and ** means a flashback is ending.
"Baka onna," whispered Vegeta under his breath from his seat in the capsule plane as they flew over to Master Roshi's House. It was time again for the annual Z senshi barbecue. Once a year the Senshi gather at Master Roshi's house to reminisce on the old days and to talk about what happened in the past year. Also to compare pictures of their kids (mostly among the women). "Why do I let you drag me to these stupid things woman?"
"Same reason as always," Bulma said as she leaned close to him "Because I bribed you with sex." Bulma then proceeded to kiss him.
"Ewww, mommy and daddy are making kissy faces again," said seven year old Trunks as he covered his little five year old sister, Bra, eyes.
"How the hell do you think you got here brat?" asked Vegeta as he pulled his lips from Bulma's.
"Not by kissing I hope," replied Trunks.
"Well let me tell you just how."
"Not unless you plan to sleep on the couch tonight mister," said Bulma as she gave him a death glare so penetrating that even the all mighty prince of saiyan's cringed in slight fear.
The rest of the two hour ride was in silence except for the occasional scream from Bra as Trunks popped the heads off her dolls and the occasional scream from Trunks as Bra jumped up and socked him in the eye.
When they got there, all the other Z senshi and their counterparts were there. These included Krillin and 18, Gohan and Videl, Goku and Chi-Chi, Yamcha and his wife Celine, and Tien and Launch. As well as the other regulars, Piccolo, Master Roshi, The Ox-King, Puar, and Oolong. Also accompanying the adults were the kids. These included Krillin and 18's six year old daughter Marron, Gohan and Videl's five year old girl Pan, and Tien and Launch's seven year old daughter Lana. Among the boys were a six year old Goten and seven year old Uub brought by Goku and Chi-Chi, and Yamcha and Celine's son Yamcha jr. who is the youngest at the age of four.
"Hey guys we're here!" yelled Bulma as soon as she put the capsule plane back in its compartment.
"Bulma! What's up?" asked Goku as he went to give his long time best friend a hug. "It's been a long time." Goku then looked up and saw Vegeta standing behind her. "Hey long time no see Veggie. What have you been up to?"
"None of your business you low class baka!" Vegeta screamed as he made his way passed everybody to get to the house.
"What's with him?" asked Tien as he came out from the house with all the kids closely following him.
"Nothing actually, he's just generally like that," replied Bulma knowing that was not even slightly true. She started to think back to that night two weeks ago when they got into another argument.
*"Vegeta listen you are going to the barbecue with me whether you like it or not so drop the subject," Bulma said as she turned back to her laptop.
"Woman I shall do as I please you do not own me."
"My house, my rules so yes I do own you now I'm not going to tell you again you hear?"
"Baka onna," Vegeta whispered.
"I heard that and you know what, I'm sick of it Vegeta. Every time I say some thing that isn't to your liking, that's the first thing out of your mouth. Well I'm sick of it." By this time Bulma had closed her laptop for one moment so that she could let Vegeta see exactly how mad she was at him. "I'm pissed off to the max right now so I think its best if you sleep on the couch tonight."
"Wait just a minute-"
"Go before I get even madder Vegeta." Bulma then turned back to her work. Vegeta was pissed off that he had to sleep on the couch and he grumbled the whole time that he got his stuff ready. Bulma was bossy and he could except that but when she said her next comment, that was Vegeta's breaking point. "Huh and you wonder why you can never beat Goku, it's because you're so pig headed and with that attitude you never will." At this Vegeta spinned on his heels and glared at Bulma.
"Don't you ever dare say I can't beat Kakaratto woman, because I can. If I wanted to I could beat the stuffing out of him and I will one day you watch. Don't ever ever doubt me woman. Got it!" those last words Vegeta shouted at her. Suddenly becoming scared of her husband, Bulma nodded her head like a small child. "Good. Me not beat Kakaratto that's funny."**
Bulma sighed at the memory of their fight. She hated when she and Vegeta fought but it often happened anyway.
"Wow, too bad though. Everyone's having a great time even the kids," pointed out Goku. As Bulma looked back, she saw he was indeed right. Trunks and Bra had now joined the other kids in their playing. She was still looking at the kids when all of a sudden a loud and vicious rumble shook the entire island. All the Fighter's took an offensive stand ready for something to come at them at any moment. Then Goku let out a small nervous laugh accompanied by the usual Son grin. "Wow I guess I really am hungrier than I thought," Goku said as the whole group did an anime faint at his point.
"Well the food's done you guys can eat now," said Master Roshi and immediately lived to regret it. Goku, Gohan, Goten, and Trunks rushed over him in order to get to the food. "Those Saiyans sure do love their food don't they," replied Master Roshi as he picked himself up off the floor.
The rest of the reunion goers ate like normal people except for Goku, Gohan, Goten, Trunks and now Vegeta who came to join them as they ate. Goku's plate was the fullest with 90 hotdogs, 50 BBQ steaks, 20 BBQ pork chops and 30 hamburgers. Vegeta's was next who had 87 hotdogs, 40 BBQ steaks, 20 BBQ pork chops and only 15 hamburgers. Gohan was third with 79 hotdogs, 52 BBQ steaks, 18 pork chops and 17 hamburgers. While Goten and Trunks tied for fourth with 50 hotdogs, 15 BBQ steaks, 25 BBQ pork chops and 9 hamburgers each.
"My god you people are like bottomless pits," commented Krillin.
"The sight of them makes me not want to eat, and I don't usually even eat," said Piccolo as he watched the saiyans eat with amazing speed.
"It's just that this food is so good, you guys have to try it," said Goku with his mouth full of food.
"Yeah it is try it," urged on young Trunks.
"I think I speak for everyone when I say we'll eat later," said Videl as she looked around and everyone agreed.
After the saiyans finished their meal, Goku and Vegeta went back to talk to the adults, Goten and Trunks went back to play with the other kids and Gohan, unfortunately, had to watch the little kids.
Bulma was just starting to think that Vegeta was cooling down his temper, but unfortunately, Yamcha had to open his big mouth.
"Hey Goku what would you say is your toughest yet easiest fight?"
"Oh that's easy. My fight against Vegeta. I mean of course Vegeta was tough, but I mean come on we knew I was going to win."
"You take that back Kakaratto," said a pissed off Vegeta.
"But it's true and you know it."
"I could beat you with one hand behind my back if I wanted to baka."
"I could as well Vegeta," said Goku with a slight smile on his face.
"Is that a challenge?" asked Vegeta.
"Yeah it is," said Goku.
"Well then I accept shall we start now?"
"Gladly," said Goku as he and Vegeta started to walk outside.
"Let's go see the fight," said Android 18. Everybody started to walk outside but when Gohan tried to, Videl stopped him.
"And just where are you going?" she asked.
"To see the fight, where else," said Gohan very matter-of-factly.
"Oh no you're not. Someone has to watch the kids and you are it mister," Videl finished while poking him in the chest.
"But-"
"No buts, just get you're butt in there and watch those kids got it!" Videl yelled at him.
"Yes," Gohan said in a small voice. As she walked out of the house Gohan thought to himself 'damn she must be PMSing today.' So Gohan slowly walked back into the house to watch the tiny terrors as the rest of the Z senshi went to watch the fight.
AN: Oh that wasn't nice what they did to poor Gohan. But what will happen when Goku and Vegeta fight. Stay tuned or rather look out for chapter 2: Vegeta vs. Goku. Yet Again.
And also, my sincerest apology to Pheonix Destiny. I truly just lost all interests in DBZ for a long, long time and I just lost the story line, but this time, I'm gonna finish it for sure. You can count on that. And again, I am so sorry.