This Fanfic is a crossover of Soul Eater & Touhou Project: Embodiment of Scarlet Devil.

Soul Eater was trudging up the stairs, next to him was his scythe meister, Maka Albarn, along with the demon swordsman Crona Gorgon.
"Ugh, why did Lord Death make us go to school, even after we defeated Asura?" Soul groaned. The expression on his face was evident of lack of sleep. Soul had spent the whole night before playing video games with Black Star in celebration. Around 5 a.m., Soul wanted to sleep but instead, Black Star gave him energy drinks and junk food to keep him hyper & awake. "Sleep? A God like me doesn't need sleep! Kyahahahaha!" Black Star's voice rang in Soul's head as he sifted through the memory. It wasn't the bestidea they came up with...

"Well, Soul, ever thought that he wanted us to learn new things and not worry about the damages done to the city?" Maka retorted, a hint of exasperation in her voice.
"We need to keep learning new things while the peace lasts." Knowing the evildoers hiding around, peace wouldn't reign for such an awful amount of time. Of course, it was just a feeling, not the kind of hunch that embeds itself in the gut screaming for attention to the matter. Maka simply brushed it off to the side. Maybe she was just too stressed after the whole ordeal. Soul tuned her out in the midst of her scolding mode. Ugh, he's not even listening,Maka thought angrily as a vein popped on her forehead in irritation.

Crona was just nervous & reserved as usual, not wanting to speak up and get yelled at by a cranky Soul. She just kept quiet by biting the inside of her cheek a bit. It didn't hurt, but it distracted her from prying eyes.
They walked into the classroom and took their seats. Maka & Soul looked around, seeing some kids in bandages, and others in jeans, looking like they were helping with repairs to Death City. Soul felt a sense of normalcy returning. The kids were still talking about teenager stuff, like who was going out with who, and who got the best missions lately, aside from the Asura stuff. He hoped it would last, but somehow he felt it futile. He went back to his old way of dressing, the yellow jacket and white headband. He was tired of the leather jacket. He looked too plain. A cool guy like him needs to stand out in terms of fashion.

Black Star barged in, Tsubaki trailing behind. "Yahoo! THE GREAT BLACK STAR IS HERE TO BRIGHTEN UP YOUR DULL, MEANINGLESS LIVES!"
Maka cringed at how loud Black Star was. It broke her concentration while she was reading her new book. She slammed it closed in annoyance. "Black Star, we didn't get any sleep last night, how are you so full of energy?" Soul asked dumbfoundedly. There's no harshing his mellow, is there?He thought. Tsubaki smiled in apology. "Hah! SLEEP! Don't make me laugh. Sleeping is no necessity for a God like me! Bwahaha!" Black Star loudly replied.

As the clock struck eight, Death the Kid had entered the room. Forget getting in at seven for open morning, seven is an asymmetrical number. Liz and Patty, his entourage, were at either side of him, as usual. Patty was smiling and cheerful. Liz was a bit tired still, having wanted to get more sleep.
Kid was his usual self. He walked past the window on the floor, stopping clear in his tracks. Soul, Maka and Crona turned their attention to him, along with Black Star & Tsubaki. Kid tugged at his hair in terror of what he saw. The red spire outside was broken off from the battle that was raging. "AAAARGH! IT'S ASYMMETRICAL! I MUST FIX IT NOW!" Kid was about to rush out the door, but was stopped by Liz dragging him off to his seat as he thrashed about, insisting on fixing the spire. Patty giggled. "You're silly~" She said.
The bell rang, and those out of their seats dove into them immediately. Stein rolled in on his spinning office chair. "Good morning, class," He spoke as his rolling chair slowed in speed. "Today, we're going to dissect a new species." Stein's glasses glinted as the bird behind him came into view, it cowering in the corner of it's cage.

The class groaned. They were tired of cutting into every innocent animal, it made them sick to dissect it alive still.
Soul banged his fists on the table in clear irritation. "Enough of these stupid experiments! We're here to learn to fight not to cut crap up!" He shouted in objection.
"Hm?" Stein queried.
"Are you serious? C'mon, I wanna do something other than these stupid dissections!" Black Star agreed.
Maka looked at Soul, her eyes wide with alarm. "Soul, calm down! What's up with you?" She hissed at the albino.
"C'mon Maka, do you really want to dissect a bird again?" Soul retorted. Maka opened her mouth to reply wittily, but Stein spoke before a sound could come from her mouth. She closed it back up. "Oh? Is that so? Ever think you could learn to defeat your enemy, by simply dissecting them, see what makes them tick?"

Stein queried. "Well, what if you have no time to study your opponent that way? That didn't work so well with your battle with Medusa!" Soul replied.

"Are you questioning my teaching methods, Soul Eater?" Stein's tone completely changed to a dark and unnerving one. Kid was very unsettled, as he slid to behind his desk. Liz cowered behind him. Patty was staring into space, daydreaming about giraffes until she felt the change in the atmospere. Her face was surprised.

Maka cringed a bit from the sudden change in tone, but it wasn't too visible. Tsubaki's eyes widened slightly, yet she kept a neutral expression. Black Star wanted to agree with Soul more on the subject, but caught in Stein's gaze the words stopped up in his throat. He managed to choke out, "God, Stein's creepy as hell..."
Crona ducked into her seat, not wanting to look at Stein anymore. "Oh, I can't deal with Professor Stein speaking in that tone..."

Soul tried to keep calm, yet he cringed a bit. "W-Well, I suggest we do something other than this dissecting thing! Please!"
Stein's expression became neutral, and the atmosphere stabilized slightly. "Well, then... How about the 4 of you come down for a warm-up?..." Stein said, a slight smirk forming on his features. Soul had no idea in Hell what plot was deviating in Stein's mind, but went along. He stood up, looking serious. "Maka. Let's go."
"Mn," Maka nodded once and jumped down to the floor of the room.
Kid regained composure and stood up as well. "Liz! Patty!" He ordered. Liz & Patty stood up, though Liz was a bit wobbly. Kid headed to the floor level of the room, Liz & Patty at either side of him.
"HELL YEA, FINALLY THE GREAT BLACK STAR GETS THE SPOTLIGHT AGAIN! YAHOOOO! Tsubaki! Chain Scythe mode!" Black Star shouted, grinning ear-to-ear. Tsubaki responded, "Yes, Sir!" Her form was replaced with a white light, that changed shape into her weapon mode; Kusarigama. Black Star grabbed the handles and leaped to the floor.
Liz & Patty changed form to pistols and jumped over Kid's shoulders. He caught them at the same time and took fighting stance.

Soul became his weapon form as Maka grabbed hold of his handle. She got into her usual battle stance as well.
Crona shakily made her way to the floor. "C'mon, Crona, let's give 'em a good fight!" Ragnarok shouted haughtily as he became his sword mode. "O-Okay..." Crona replied nervously.
"Now... Begin." Stein stated.

A/N: This is my first fanfic I've actually posted, but I actually have a bunch cluttered in the back of my mind. XD

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