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(A/N) This is just a crazy little something I Thought up. Meaningless but entertaining. Anyways, here it goes.
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* Provided By The Characters Of Yu Yu Hakusho* Yusuke and Company were all hanging out around the house with nothing better to do when Yusuke got a crazy idea.
"Hey guys. Wait here for a sec and I'll be write back," he called as he ran out of his apartment and headed down the street. He stopped at a liquor store and went straight for the booze. He grabbed a 24 pack and proceeded to the counter. The sales clerk looked at him knowingly.
"How old are you," she asked.
"22 and ½," he replied.
"Really. Do you have an I.D."
"Yep," Yusuke replied as he took out his wallet and handed it to her. She looked at it and surprisingly enough the picture matched him perfectly. She then looked at the birthday. (22 ½) she thought surprised.
"Ok then Mr. Urimeshi." she said as she bagged the booze after he paid for it. "Have a good night." (I will) he thought smugly. Being a spirit detective did have its advantages.
"Hey guys I'm back and I'm not alone," he called holding out a couple of bottles.
"Is that beer," Kurama asked.
"What else would it be," Yusuke replied coolly.
"No way, how'd you get it Urimeshi," Kuwabara asked as he took a bottle and gulped it down.
"With this," Yusuke said holding out his fake I.D.
"You're not actually going to drink that Hiei," Kurama asked as Hiei took a beer.
"What's the matter fox? Afraid I'll out drink you." Hiei replied.
"No way your on," Kurama challenged. And so they all had drinking contests until they were all totally wasted. Kurama won drinking a half a bottle more than everybody else and then they were fresh out of beer.
Being the drunken person he was, Hiei wondered around Yusuke's
apartment. "What does this box thingy do," he asked no one in
particular as he turned on the t.v. Just at that moment one of those
don't drink and drive commercials came on.
"Hey guys," he called, "This guy said we should drink and drive."
"Well if the guy says so then we better do it," replied the terribly wasted Yusuke.
"Yea, that guy knows everything," replied Kurama. "And since I'm the oldest I get to drive.
"Ok here you go," Yusuke said tossing his mom's keys to Kurama but missed hitting Kuwabara, who didn't even notice.
"Ok lets go," Kurama shouted as he picked up the keys.
"But we don't have any drinks," Hiei pointed out. "And the guy said to drink and drive."
"Your right. We'll have to get some on the way to.to..Hawaii." Kurama stated.
And so they all piled into the car. Kurama in the drivers seat and Yusuke shotgun. Then Kurama slammed on the gas and drove as fast as he could past 5 red lights and about 50 cars and pedestrians.
"Wow Kurama, you sure are a good driver," Yusuke said.
"Why Thank you Yusuke," Kurama replied. Just then they could here sirens blazing and pulled over. An officer got out of the car and walked up to the drivers side. Kurama rolled down the window.
"Is this Hawaii?" he asked.
"Hawaii, this is Japan. Do you know how many laws you just broke? Are you even old enough to drive? How old are you?"
"Oh I'm just a little over 300 hundred," Kurama replied casually.
"300 hundred?" the officer leaned over and soon straightened back up. "You boys are drunk aren't you? All right all of you out of the car. I'll have to take you boys in."
"Take us where," asked Kuwabara from the back.
"To jail, where do you think."
"Jail I can't go to jail," yelped Kurama. He got out of the car. "You'll never take me alive copper," he yeld as he took a punch but missed and did a little spin. The cop soon had them handcuffed and in the backseat. Kurama had to call his mom to bail them out of jail, a major disappointment to her. Plus he kept on telling her his name was Kurama and not Shuchii. She took them all back to the house where they soon passed out.
Kurama and Hiei didn't wake up the next day or the next. I guess demons get the worst hangovers.
A/N R&R PLZ
(A/N) This is just a crazy little something I Thought up. Meaningless but entertaining. Anyways, here it goes.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Reasons Why Not To Drink And Drive$$$$$$$$$$$$
* Provided By The Characters Of Yu Yu Hakusho* Yusuke and Company were all hanging out around the house with nothing better to do when Yusuke got a crazy idea.
"Hey guys. Wait here for a sec and I'll be write back," he called as he ran out of his apartment and headed down the street. He stopped at a liquor store and went straight for the booze. He grabbed a 24 pack and proceeded to the counter. The sales clerk looked at him knowingly.
"How old are you," she asked.
"22 and ½," he replied.
"Really. Do you have an I.D."
"Yep," Yusuke replied as he took out his wallet and handed it to her. She looked at it and surprisingly enough the picture matched him perfectly. She then looked at the birthday. (22 ½) she thought surprised.
"Ok then Mr. Urimeshi." she said as she bagged the booze after he paid for it. "Have a good night." (I will) he thought smugly. Being a spirit detective did have its advantages.
"Hey guys I'm back and I'm not alone," he called holding out a couple of bottles.
"Is that beer," Kurama asked.
"What else would it be," Yusuke replied coolly.
"No way, how'd you get it Urimeshi," Kuwabara asked as he took a bottle and gulped it down.
"With this," Yusuke said holding out his fake I.D.
"You're not actually going to drink that Hiei," Kurama asked as Hiei took a beer.
"What's the matter fox? Afraid I'll out drink you." Hiei replied.
"No way your on," Kurama challenged. And so they all had drinking contests until they were all totally wasted. Kurama won drinking a half a bottle more than everybody else and then they were fresh out of beer.
Being the drunken person he was, Hiei wondered around Yusuke's
apartment. "What does this box thingy do," he asked no one in
particular as he turned on the t.v. Just at that moment one of those
don't drink and drive commercials came on.
"Hey guys," he called, "This guy said we should drink and drive."
"Well if the guy says so then we better do it," replied the terribly wasted Yusuke.
"Yea, that guy knows everything," replied Kurama. "And since I'm the oldest I get to drive.
"Ok here you go," Yusuke said tossing his mom's keys to Kurama but missed hitting Kuwabara, who didn't even notice.
"Ok lets go," Kurama shouted as he picked up the keys.
"But we don't have any drinks," Hiei pointed out. "And the guy said to drink and drive."
"Your right. We'll have to get some on the way to.to..Hawaii." Kurama stated.
And so they all piled into the car. Kurama in the drivers seat and Yusuke shotgun. Then Kurama slammed on the gas and drove as fast as he could past 5 red lights and about 50 cars and pedestrians.
"Wow Kurama, you sure are a good driver," Yusuke said.
"Why Thank you Yusuke," Kurama replied. Just then they could here sirens blazing and pulled over. An officer got out of the car and walked up to the drivers side. Kurama rolled down the window.
"Is this Hawaii?" he asked.
"Hawaii, this is Japan. Do you know how many laws you just broke? Are you even old enough to drive? How old are you?"
"Oh I'm just a little over 300 hundred," Kurama replied casually.
"300 hundred?" the officer leaned over and soon straightened back up. "You boys are drunk aren't you? All right all of you out of the car. I'll have to take you boys in."
"Take us where," asked Kuwabara from the back.
"To jail, where do you think."
"Jail I can't go to jail," yelped Kurama. He got out of the car. "You'll never take me alive copper," he yeld as he took a punch but missed and did a little spin. The cop soon had them handcuffed and in the backseat. Kurama had to call his mom to bail them out of jail, a major disappointment to her. Plus he kept on telling her his name was Kurama and not Shuchii. She took them all back to the house where they soon passed out.
Kurama and Hiei didn't wake up the next day or the next. I guess demons get the worst hangovers.
A/N R&R PLZ