Interview with Kronus

I asked the gods to let me have an exclusive interview with Kronus after the war in 'The Last Olympian'. They weren't too thrilled but I got my way, naturally. So now I am in the deep depths of the bone cold Underworld with Hades to protect me from falling in. Let's hope I survive and write a good interview.

"So Kronus, what made you think you had a better chance of winning the war after the last one?" I asked.

"Well, there were plenty of demi-gods who wanted revenge and unappreciated minor gods. So I took advantage of the opportunity. Besides, Luke was so easy to manipulate." He replied

"Next question; why did you eat your kids?"

"I was hungry." He groaned

" Eww. Why didn't you go to McDonalds?"

"There was no such thing, moron."

"No need to be rude" Hades cut in.

"I am suffering in a bottomless pit for all eternity and you expect me NOT to be rude?" Kronus back chatted

"Yes I do. Or no more cookies."

" Aww."

"You give him cookies?" I asked

"Why else do you think he didn't attempt to destroy Olympus earlier?"

"His Persephone is a great cook. I wish my wife was that great. That Rhea; I should kill her for what she did." Kronus said angrily.

"I thought Titans couldn't die" I replied.

"Yeah, that will be a problem in my attempt to get revenge." Kronus said

"Moving on to the next question." I went on. "What have you got against mortals?"

"They do not realise their superiors! They go about all day pretending we Titans and gods do not exist. They should fear us and worship us!"

"Okay. So, who do you think is the hottest goddess?" I asked

"Isn't that obvious? Aphrodite. Though I do love a girl who can fight so I suppose Athena and Artemis are fit too."

"Right. If you had reigned, what would you have done?"

"I would have thrown the gods into Tartarus, enslaved the mortals, and make you my Queen." Kronus raged.

"Huh, excuse me?" I asked

Then the Underworld started to shake and Kronus began to laugh maniacally. I tripped and nearly fell in but Hades grabbed my hand at the last minute.

"Kronus, Stop it if you wish for cookies!" Hades yelled.

"But cookies are tasty."

"Then quit it!"

"No. She is mine!"

I screamed my head off. "Kronus, you are not my type!"

Hades pulled me up and we ran away as fast as possible.

"So, are you free next Saturday?" Hades asked

"You gods and Titans are all the same." I scoffed.