Commentary #3 by Nakki and Ginga.
Key if you haven't read our other commentaries- Nakki Ginga
Believer in Christ: Hello Jesus!
Jesus: Hello my son. Are you seriously posing as Jesus?
Believer in Christ: Am I saved by writing this story. I don't think so, buddy.
Jesus: Yes my son. Wrong!
Believer in Christ: Good. Now should I go hunt down those Satanists. What?
Jesus: Yes my son. You're a crappy fake Jesus.
Disclaimer: I do not own the Bible, God does. I will not feel sorry for using Percy Jackson as it is evil Oh joy. and should not have a disclaimer. I'll bet Riordan's lawyer would beg to differ… Let's get this over with…
Being Together The Army That made no sense. Did you expect it to make sense?
Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall. -Proverbs 16:18 Woo-hoo! Random Bible quotes! (The sarcasm is pouring off of me in buckets.)
I am Jerry and I am a prayer warrior. I am a servent of the lord and will do anything to get rid of evil Gods. Oh god. Lately the Satanic leader Percy Jackson Oh that's peachy…. has taken over much of the land, along with his Satanic Army and his girlfriend whore. You did NOT just diss Annabeth! Annabeth is too awesome to be dissed by this…. This… THING!She has sex with other people just to get Satanic money. Money is Satanic. How is money Satanic?
That means that I have to get an army together of Christians, No it does not. so that we can defeat the servents of Satan, and defeat his evil puppets, the false greek gods, who are in fact a lie created by Satan to poison people`s mind. Sigh…
Take heed to thyself that thou be not snared by following them, after that they be destroyed from before thee; and that thou enquire not after their gods, saying, How did these nations serve their gods? even so will I do likewise. – Deuteronomy 12:30 Anyone else just completely skip that? I know I did…. Random bible quotes are random!
"Hello my fellow Christian" I told Mary, who is named after Jesus`s Mother. Why am I not surprised? I and her are not dating, if you Satanic scum think that there is something Satanic going on. You say the word 'Satanic' far to much. We are dating, WOAH, contradiction! but we are not having Sex until we get married. I didn't need to know. WHO. THE HELL. CARES. But because we are 15, it means that it is going to be while before we do such a thing. Someone's getting a bit defensive…..
"Yes Jerry, how are you. Have you been doing the lord`s biddings?" she asked me. A simple "Hello" would suffice. Why is your greeting so complex? I nodded my head and then she took out the bible and we read the first Chapter of Genesis, which is about the the creation of the world. That sounds utterly boring. Whoo! Let's have a bible-reading party!We talk about how God was so good that he was kind to create a great world as we live in.
He that answereth a matter before he heareth it, it is folly and shame unto him. -Proverbs 18:13 More random Bible quotes! Fuck yeah! These quotes have absolutely NOTHING to do with the nonexistent storyline.
Then we discuss about how Satan had poisoned the world by inventing false gods such as Zeus and Venus, who were sex gods, Dipshit, Zeus is the God of Lightning, and Venus isn't even a Greek God! which is against the Ten commandments. I don't like you very much. Who does?
"I need an Army to defeat the evil leader Percy Jackson" Or you could, ya know, keep your nose in your own business….I asked her. That was a statement, not a question. I wanted an army so that I could defeat this Satanist and his ungodly army. So if he worships anything other than your warped version of God, he's a Satanist? You just restated what you stated to Mary.This is America which is a Christian nation, NO IT IS NOT. Ever heard of "America- The Great Melting Pot"? No? so Satanist, athesit, hindu, muslims, buddhist, and any other non-god fearing people, who worshiped false gods, should not be allowed in this God fearing Nation. You're a dick. An absolute dick. We must get rid of them, and make them slaves, if they agree to being a fellow Christian. So, whether they become a Christian or not, they're screwed. They die not being Christian. They become Christian, they become slaves. That's really unfair. Ever hear of all men being created evil?Once they truly believe in God and his son, Jesus, then would we release them to bring glory to God and his son. So they're slaves until you believe they believe? If they still did not believe, we would burn then, HARSH! just as their fellow Satanist did when they refused to worship our lord Jesus Christ. "I want to bring Glory to God" You can do that by not taking hostages and killing innocents. No, I'm pretty sure you're sinning.
Their bows also shall dash the young men to pieces; and they shall have no pity on the fruit of the womb; their eyes shall not spare children.-Isaiah 13:18 This guy needs new dividers. Still nothing to do with the story.
"Then I will show you my Christian friends. You will not find a ungodly one among them. There are as clean as you can get them" she told me. I stand corrected; they aren't dividers, rather random, useless quotes stuffed into the story in inappropriate places. She had a her hair tied back so that it would not get in her and not look like a Satanic whore. My hair is down and in face. I'M SUCH A SATANIC WHORE! She also made sure that her skirt did not show any of her legs, or else it would be a sin for a man such as myself to look at it. I have shorts on. I'm a DOUBLE whore! I have a three minute video of Nakki dancing to Nirvana with her hair down while wearing shorts. (You'll find out why I stated what band in a few chapters.)
And that was when I got message that a follower of the Satanic leader Percy Jackson. He was there to force people in believing in false gods that made their followers get naked and perform Satanic killings. Why get naked? And why Satanic killings?
Also thou shalt not approach unto a woman to uncover her nakedness, as long as she is put apart for her uncleanness. -Leviticus 18:19 That sounds fake….
But the prophet, which shall presume to speak a word in my name, which I have not commanded him to speak, or that shall speak in the name of other gods, even that prophet shall die. -Deuteronomy 18:20 If we speak without permission, we die!
So I went down stair to face the false prophet. He was a believer in false nature gods, such as Pan, who is Satan in disguise. This guy seems rather paranoid about everyone/thing being Satan. How is Satan all of these people at once?He had big Satanic horns, so that everyone that was Christian could tell that he was a Satanist. Or a goat…. So goats, bulls, oxen, deer(even though they're antlers, they're kind of horns.), and dragons are Satanic? Well, dragons actually may be according to the bible, but whatever.
"Believe in my god Pan" said the Satyr. "I am Grover and I am servent of Pan and Satan, who are great gods. I'm nearly positive Satan is NOT a god. They are better then God and Jesus" "I am not being mindlessly controlled by the author." "And the author is not an idiotic dumbass who pretends to be Jesus"
He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed. -Exodus 22:20
So to defeat this Satanic scum, me, Mary and one of her Christian friends that was there, her name was Ruth, prayed to God and our lord Jesus Christ, to bring down this false prophet. Of course. Don't even ask him if he wants to convert first. And behold, a group of locus came from the heavens and ate Grover alive. HOLY SHIT. If I saw that, I would scream, "HOLY FUCK THERE ARE BUGS!" and running around in circles flapping my arms wildly.No part of his body, other then his guts and his brains, was left. Gross! That's just gross! No even his bones remained. Ewwww
And the LORD said unto Moses, Stretch out thine hand over the land of Egypt for the locusts, that they may come up upon the land of Egypt, and eat every herb of the land, even all that the hail hath left. -Exodus 10:12 Yeah. The Locusts eat the PLANTS, not the PEOPLE. Unless their name was Herb, I guess…..
So we brought glory to God. We killed a sheep so that we can say thanks to God. PETA will kill your ass. Then we went back church and prayed some more. We read the Bible and how Paul convert many people to God. Then Mary`s friends came and we made them members of the Order of the Prayer Warriors. That was fast. I guess this is a quick process.
Their children also shall be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their houses shall be spoiled, and their wives ravished. -Isaiah 13:16
Believers in Christ: Thank you for read this and I hope you have turn to the glory of God and his eternal son Jesus Christ, the greatest thing to ever happen to this earth. May all that read this be save. HALELUJIAH!
Jesus: You done me well son. Jesus has bad grammar. That reminds me of some southern dude. "You gone and done me well, m'boy."
Believer in Christ: Thank you my lord for giving me live and allow me to write this. Amen.
Okay, so we're done here! I can ignore this wreck until I have to do the next chapter.