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Day One
Waking up and stretching my tired limbs, I felt the unmistakable wetness between my legs called menstruation. I carefully lifted the covers to inspect the damage, finding a puddle of red ooze around my butt. Obviously today was just going to be bad. I groaned pressing the pillow back over my face, wishing to melt away. This is one thing I wouldn't miss about being human.
"Bella, are you okay?" Edward's anxious voice called out beside me. I groaned once more preparing myself for the inescapably embarrassing situation at hand. He looked at my body up and down searching for the source of panic. My blood. "I smell blood."
"Uh…yeah," I began as a cramp rippled throughout my body sending shots of pain through my every limb, "Ow!" I exclaimed grabbing Edward's hand and pushing it to my lower abdomen. He stiffened instantly confused by my advances, trying to pull away.
"No leave your hand there, it feels good," I insisted, savoring the cool marble against my hot bloated abdomen. He raised an eyebrow in surprise.
I shook my head, "Not like that."
"Where are you bleeding, I can smell it," he asked honestly unknowingly.
I groaned, instantly annoyed, "Edward, come on and think about it, you've been through medical school twice," I snapped, "Where do you think I'm bleeding from."
I watched his face turn from one of sheer confusion to one of embarrassed acknowledgement, "Oh, I understand." I buried my face in my hands. He grabbed my hands gently in his and looked into my eyes, "Don't be embarrassed, you're a woman, this is a beautiful thing." He assured.
I snorted, "Oh yeah, how beautiful! Gushing blood out your vag, its freaking fantastic let me tell you that."
Edward kept his face composed although I could see the amusement dancing in his eyes.
I squinted at him, suddenly remembering a mess I had to clean up, "If you don't mind leaving, I would sure like to take care of the beautiful mess that's happening to me this second." Catching the hint, he kissed my forehead and gracefully jumped out the window.
I tore the sheets off the bed throwing them in the wash and retrieving some fresh ones, I remade my bed. I shrugged out of the messy pajama bottoms carrying them to my basket in my underwear.
"I saw that you needed these."
I turned around screaming grabbing the closest clothes to my person, "Ahhhhh!"
"Didn't mean to scare you, here you will need these," Alice repeated throwing me a blue box of tampons. I read the label.
"Alice, these are supers," I educated.
Alice cocked her head to the side, "A what?"
"A super, the size of the tampon, I need regular," I informed.
"What's the difference," she asked curiously.
I took a few steadying breaths, "One fits inside of me and the other doesn't."
Her eyes went wide, "Oh…right…" She pulled another box from behind her back, "Glad I brought these ones." She smiled obviously already seeing this scenario.
I snatched them from her running to the bathroom, of course falling in the process. I fell swiftly to the floor using my hands to catch my fall. They weren't needed. A familiar, yet not manly, set of marble arms wrapped around my torso.
"I saw that," she sang, smiling widely.
I ripped my body forcefully from her grasp, "You and your stupid vampire powers," I mumbled walking to the confines of the bathroom. She laughed musically after me. The bath water was as hot as I could manage, as I dipped my toes into the water gasping at the heat. I lowered my body slowly into the water letting it sooth my rigid muscles. I made sure to clean good, knowing the pain I inflicted to Edward and his thirst. Stepping onto the cool bathroom tile I opened the feminine drawer on the bottom cupboard. Sure enough, there was my last box down to the last tampon. I silently thanked Alice for being so prepared.
After finishing my morning rituals I skipped to my bedroom feeling better from the previous Midol. Me and my mood swings. As expected Edward was lying casually across my bed looking as though he came off the runway. My heart reacted erratically, while my breath caught in my throat, catching his attention. He smiled knowingly up at me. I shuffled awkwardly to the bed trying to keep my legs glued together in the process.
"Bella, why are you walking like a duck?" Edward asked suspiciously.
I shrugged, "This is how I normally walk," I answered nonchalantly.
He puckered his lips, "No you don't. You can tell me the truth Bella," he persuaded.
"It really is just so embarrassing," my face flushed red, "I figured if I kept my legs…closed," that sounded dirty, "you wouldn't need to feel so restrained all the time."
He smiled condescendingly, "Silly Bella, that blood smells dead, nothing like the blood in your veins." He assured, with a soothing voice.
"Oh," I flushed deeper red.
"But I do appreciate the concern," he added for my benefit. I smiled thankfully.
"I am truly a selfish person keeping a wonderful person as yourself all to me," I confided sheepishly.
"Then I'm glad. I don't want anyone but you," he said musically. I sighed in content, falling even more, if possible, in love than before. I nuzzled my face into his neck inhaling his scent deeply. My stomach growled obnoxiously at me letting me know it was feeding time. I groaned getting up from Edward's lap, instantly fatigued. Edward followed me down the stairs as I made my self a bowl of Rice Krispies. Sitting down taking a bite, I realized something was missing. I returned to the fridge retrieving the chocolate syrup. Drizzling the popping flakes greedily, I poured half the bottles contents onto the cereal. Edward sat staring amazed and disgusted.
"Ugh, that's revolting!" he scrunched his nose in distaste, which was honestly the cutest thing I had ever seen. I giggled.
"It's delicious, but I bet it would be even more wonderful off your body," I purred, feeling suddenly…flirtascious. He raised an eyebrow, grabbing the bottle suddenly. He fingered it suggestively then made a thin line of chocolate from his ear to his collarbone. I licked my lips hungrily, climbing into his lap. My lips met his cool flesh eagerly awaiting the chocolate mixed with his fantastic scent. I flicked my tongue out dragging it along the line of chocolate. It was even more delicious then I had imagined. Edward moaned clearly enjoying himself also. His scent filled my mouth with the delicious sweetness of chocolate and Edward lingering on my tongue. He smiled down at me wickedly. I blushed immediately reacting to the performance I had just given, backing up towards my respectable place on the other side of the table.
"Sorry," I mumbled under my breath scooping some Rice Krispies in my mouth.
"There is nothing to be sorry for, that was single most…sexiest thing you have ever done," he replied with twinkling lust filled eyes. I blushed a deeper red, as I realized Edward Cullen had used the word…sexy…to describe my behavior. It was monstrous! Edward got up from the table, crossing my small yellow kitchen retrieving a banana. I watched as he skillfully sliced the whole banana on a plate, noticing the strain of his muscles under his shirt, and again, I involuntarily licked my lips feeling as though I was about to pounce on the sexy vampire at any moment. Pfffff…I wish! As if he would even let me. My mood soured in the slightest as I realized Edward's constant control over our relationship. It wasn't fair. He laid the sliced banana in front of me, sitting in the seat I had once imagined him in, illuminating the kitchen with his beauty.
"Uh…thanks," I replied slightly confused by the fact that he had given me a banana above all other foods.
"It helps with the cramps," he explained, noticing my confused expression.
"Oh, I didn't know that," I added, amazed by his brilliancy and affection, "What did I ever do to deserve you."
His eyebrows raised, "I think you have it the wrong way around, I am hardly a prize Bella."
I groaned, instantly annoyed with how this conversation always turned out, "Edward, when will you accept that there is no one on this earth, in the universe that I would want over you. You are a prize to me. One that I could have never asked for, and here you sit in my kitchen looking like a god brightening this grungy little kitchen," I said finishing my rant. His eyes were gentle as he stretched a white hand out to caress my cheek.
"You make me the happiest being on this planet, Isabella Marie Swan, thank you for giving me you," Edward softly said, rubbing a thumb over my cheek.
"There was nothing to thank me for, I'm already yours. I will be for forever and eternity."
He smiled wistfully, then looked at the untouched banana in front of me, pointedly. I sighed spearing a few pieces of banana shoving them in my mouth.
"Are you happy now," I said angrily, obviously by another mood swing.
"How am I going to survive the coming days," he joked, amused by my apparent mood, smiled lopsidedly at me, taking my breath away.
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