ways to annoy ur girl friend
Develop an unnatural fear of staplers
Yell " ahhhhhh, were gonna die!!!!!" in dead silence.
Shout random numbers when someone is counting
Ask people to prove everything they say,(when someone say's " hi, I'm Jacob, u say " PROVE IT!!!"
Wear your cap backwards and say " yo, was up?" a lot.
Walk up to random people and say in a serious voice, " do u know the muffin man?"
During lunch, eat in your car while wearing sunglasses and point a hair dryer at passing cars, to see if they slow down.
When someone asks u to go something, ask, "do u want fries with that?"
Say in a James bond voice, "the name's Bond, James Bond".
Talk in a girlie voice, demanding that u go to the mall to get a manicure.
Say "ahhhhhhhhhh, I'm being attacked by a ham sandwich!" when someone is eating one
Insist that ur name is bob, at a fancy restaurant and that u and your imaginary friend have a reservation.
Ask people if they know anyone who is spastic while acting spastic.
While playing truth or dare all of the guys start singing and dancing in a girlie way.
Repeat a song out loud that they hate.