Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight nor do I own Harry Potter. They belong to Stephanie Meyer and J. K. Rowling

~screen names twilight characters~

Edward: pianoisdabomb

Bella: clumsybutlovable

Alice: queenofshopping

Jasper: empathsoldier

Emmett: strongerthanyou

Rosalie: beautifulroses

Esme: motherofthevamps

Carlisle: vampiredr.

Jacob: bigbadwolf

Seth: thewaterisclear

~screen names harry potter characters~

James: liliesareawesomeflowers

Sirius: underdog

Remus howlingatthemoon

Peter: ismellarat

Lily: flowergirl

Severus: #1potterhater

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strongerthanyou: Hi guys.

empathsoldier: Where are you Em?

strongerthanyou: hiding from Esme

clumsybutlovable: why?

strongerthanyou: I broke her favorite vase.

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motherofthevamps: who broke my vase?

pianoisdabomb: Emmett did it.

motherofthevamps: EMMETT DALE MKCARTY CULLEN!!!

strongerthanyou: Emmett isn't here right now please leave a message after the tone… beep

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motherofthevamps: GET BACK HERE YOUNG MAN!!! RIGHT NOW!!!

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clumsybutlovable: I'm glad I'm not at your house right now

pianoisdabomb: Yeah I think I'll come over there

clumsybutlovable: Ok cool

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beautifulroses: I better go see if I can save Emmett.

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vampiredr.: Where's Emmett?

queenofshopping: he's hiding from Esme somewhere in Canada. lol

queenofshopping: hey Jazz let's go shopping

empathsoldier: No

queenofshopping: Come on!

empathsoldier: NO!!!

queenofshopping: please!!!

empathsoldier: fine

queenofshopping: Yay!

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thewaterisclear: hey Jake

thewaterisclear: hi Seth

thewaterisclear: It smells like updog in here

bigbadwolf: What's updog?

thewaterisclear nothing much. What's up with you lol

bigbadwolf: what is with your name dude?

thewaterisclear: well you know my last name is Clearwater.

bigbadwolf: crap! Its time for patrol.

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liliesareawesomeflowers: hey Evans want to go on a date?

flowergirl: sure

#1potterhater: What?!

flowergirl: I know when we and where we should go to: we should go to The Never Going To Happen Diner on the 12th of never

#1potterhater: nice one Lily

flowergirl: thanx

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underdog: Dude, you just got burned.

liliesareawesomeflowers: shut up Sirius! Someday she will date me.

howlingatthemoon: Guys, its time for Transfiguration class

ismellarat: But I haven't done the essay

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