Okay, so tell me what you think of this one, please…
Its my first Peter/Bella story.
I hate Bella in the books. She's way too whiney and bitchy.
So, in this story, she wont be so whiney and bitchy. She shall be badass.
And I hate how Stephanie Meyer never addressed the fact that Bella gets her period. I mean, it MUST be uncomfortable for the vamps.
So, that will definitely be in here.
;)
Chapter One
Bella POV"Oooh Emmy…I'm gonna beat you!" I shouted as we played our favorite video game, Halo. I was obviously winning. And….. HA! I beat him.
"How the fuck did you, a human, beat me, an amazingly skilled in all subjects vampire?" He gasped in confusion.
I smirked, cracking my knuckles, "I'm just that fuckin' good, Em."
"Well once you're as awesomely strong as a vampire, we'll wrestle and I'll beat you at that because I, I am a man, and you are only a woman," he grinned.
Rose smacked him in the back of the head, "Don't be sexist," She laughed. "She'll beat your ass Emmett."
"Hell yeah!" I grinned and knuckle bumped with Rose.
I heard a gasp, "Isabella Swan! How dare you use that language!" It was Edward.
"More like Dickward," I thought aloud.
"NICE!" Emmett grinned.
"I agree completely," Rose sneered toward Edward.
"Isabella, come here now!" He shouted.
I got up and walked over to him. He wasn't like a boyfriend anymore, more like a parole officer. He handed me a bar of soap, "Go wash your mouth out."
I blinked, un-amused. "Fuck no!"
He picked me up and I saw Jasper and Alice coming down the stairs. They shot me a look of sympathy. They knew how much I hated when he was like this. He brought me to the bathroom and put the soap in my hand.
"Come on, Edward," I heard Emmett say behind the door.
"You know this is ridiculous!" Alice shouted.
"Go away guys, she said some words that should never leave a lady's mouth. You understand don't you, love?" Edward was looking down at me, he's gone mental! What the shit is wrong with this guy?
"Not in slightest, you shit head, have you lost your mind? And I'm not a lady I, in case your too thick to understand am at the very least, I am unrefined and crude! Get that through your skull you imbecile!" I shouted at him.
"SOAP BELLA!"
I threw the soap on the ground and stomped on it. "SOAP EDWARD!"
He just stood there, twitching.
"I can't stand this anymore Edward! I can't stand YOU anymore!" I screamed. "I hate how you've become! You're hardly even a boyfriend anymore! I need something more than…you. I don't love you anymore! You don't even let me go to parties and be a teenager anymore! Let alone go to the bathroom by myself! I don't love you…" I murmured again and again.
The weight on my shoulders seemed to disappear. I smiled to myself then looked back up at Edward, "We're over. I know you've lied to me. And I cant take this. We are done!" I breathed out. "WOW! That felt…great."
I was suddenly being thrown against a wall, my head hit the tiled wall and I didn't even have time to scream before his hand was over my mouth. His eyes were black as night and he truly looked like a vampire.
He was going to drain me.
I tried to scream.
What about Jacob?
What about the pack?
What about Charlie?
Angela?
Renee?
"I want you, you are mine. And if you don't want that…no one will have you ever again."
I sobbed, he was too strong…I couldn't get away!
He lowered his head to my neck, kissed it once then opened his mouth and placed his teeth on my jugular. He was about to pierce the skin when he was thrown off of me. I opened my eyes to see Emmett holding Edward down, Rose and Jasper were in the doorway while Alice picked me up off the floor.
She ran me to her and Jasper's room. The others joined us soon.
"Edward left, he's going to Denali," Emmett announced. He kneeled in front of me and smiled, "You okay Little Sister?"
"Yeah I'm fine," I smiled.
Alice was suddenly lost in a vision. We all watched her when she squealed. "Okay Edward will be coming back in five days. We all are leaving in four days on a road trip," she grinned.
"In my Jeep?" Em asked excitedly.
"Nope," Alice smiled. "RV!"
"Going where?"
"TEXAS!"
"YES!" Jasper fell to the floor.
"Time for shopping, Bella!" Rose and Alice grinned.
"Fine but for what?" I asked.
"Boots, jeans, shirts, underwear and some other stuff. Oh and a cowboy hat."
"Okay, sounds fun! Let's go," I stood up.
They looked shocked. They ran me out to the car. We drove to the mall and they brought me straight to the Shoe Department.
They grabbed a bunch of pairs of boots. I got five pairs of boots, two were ankle-high, and three were knee-high, they all had a heel to them and were black or brown.
We went to look for jeans next. Alice shoved me straight into a dressing room. Jeans flew over the door one after another. Jeans, jean shorts, short-shorts, jean skirts… Lots of jean types. I ended up getting fifteen pairs of jean types.
This went on for hours. We went to about two dozen stores.
I was so tired by the time we went home.
"Bella," I woke up to Jasper saying lowly.
"Hey Jazz, what's up?"
"Em, you and I are going to find an RV today, come on!" He helped me out of bed smiling.
"Thanks, I'll be ready in…forty-five minutes. I took a shower and got ready then got dressed in my black jeans, a black tank top with a flowy white lace tank top over it. I put on a pair of white flip-flops, threw on some make up and went downstairs. I made myself breakfast and ate quickly.
"COME ON BELLS!" Emmett threw me over his shoulder and brought me to his Jeep. He put me in the seat between the passenger seat and drivers seat.
He started driving as soon as Jasper was in the car.
"We're gonna look for something that fits eight people," Jazz said.
"Why eight?"
"I don't know, Alice said eight," Jazz shrugged.
"Weird."
We arrived at some strange RV store. As soon as we stepped out of the car a man who looked like a pedophile was immediately in front of us. Jasper pulled me behind himself, shielding me.
"May I help you with anything?" Heehee… His voice was funny. Like Dracula.
"We're looking for an RV that will fit eight people," Emmett grinned, looking down at the creepy man whose eyes were fixed on me.
He looked like a rat to be honest. He had a slight hunch back, his teeth were messed up and yellow. His hair was long, he wore it half-way up and his mustache and beard met and connected with his frizzy red-gray hair. He was balding. His eyes were squinted, and a strange blue color. The man was smiling at me creepily.
"Right this way," he turned and led us to a large RV. Inside it seemed to be even larger, there was a complete kitchen in the dining room/living room. There were chairs that turned into beds. One large bed was in the back of the RV and one was a compartment above the drivers' head. There was a television and a bathroom.
"Wow…" I muttered.
Suddenly the lanky, mousy man was in front of me. "You like that?"
"U-um…. Where the fuck did you come from?" I blinked rudely.
Emmett leaned down, "Shake them tah-tahs… We wanna buy for a good price. Not rent for a bazillion dollars per hour. C'mon."
I wasn't shy about… 'Tah-tahs.' I was pretty proud actually. For a while I was really self conscious though. Not so much any more. I looked over at Jazz and Em who did a little shake with their chests.
"Well originally I am from Okalahoma," he smiled and I saw two of his teeth were missing.
"Okalahoma? Really?" I tossed my hair over my shoulder and leaned over the counter we were standing by. "That's really interesting… What part?" I licked my lips. HAHAHA!
"S-south… I'm Harry," he introduced.
I saw a bunch of his chest hair, yes he was in fact hairy. Oh no that was his name! Got it…
"Bella, nice to meet you hairy…" I was thoroughly disgusted.
He paused, thinking of something to talk about, "Sometimes I have to shave so much it clogs the shower drain…" Did he seriously just say that! "Now you say something…"
I covered my disgust by giggling, "Your so funny!" More like gross. "But I'm sure all the girls say that!"
Like his mom?
"Will you have sexual relations with me?" he asked excitedly.
"Whoa!" I gasped. "Hows 'bout we take this slow…" I bit my lip, so what if I was getting into it? I'd never done this before…it was fun.
"Okay! Can I see your cell phone?" He asked.
I nodded and gave it to him.
He dialed something in and gave me it back. "Now I'm added in your contacts!"
"Okay cool, oh about the RV-"
"$5,000 to buy!" he grinned, looking me up and down.
Emmett already had his wallet out, he paid the man…Harry hairy in cash. "Now please, get out of my property," Emmett threw him out.
"Wow…" Jasper said. "That was…"
"AWESOME!" Emmett boomed as we drove away. "Hey Belly-bean, how's it feel to be eye-fucked by a creepy old pedophile?"
"Jasper, could you…?"
"Of course my dear sister," he slapped Emmett in the back of the head.
"HEY! That was NOT nice Bella."
"I'm sorry Emmy…" I hugged him.
"It's okay you whore…"
"WHORE?" I shouted.
"You did get pretty into that flirting…" Em muttered.
Jazz laughed, "That guy was giving so much lust off I had stop myself from attacking the table."
I laughed.
We got home soon and Alice moved the entire packed luggage into the compartments.
"I already told your dad we were going on a road trip. He's fine with it," Alice grinned.
"Great!"
That night I woke up about five times, twice because I had a nightmare where Edward drained me dry. And the other three I woke up to Esme gasping Carlisle's name, Alice calling Jasper's name, and Emmett crying Rose's name. Haha…
But I wasn't in the best mood the next morning. Lousy night…Lousy dreams…Lousy neighbors having sex… Maybe that only bothered me because I was sexually repressed? Whatever. But yes, I am still a virgin. Unfortunately. I'm a horny, hormonal teenager and it really sucks because there's an Empath in the house and he knows how I feel. Horny. Needy.
Fuck!
But today it was worse than usual. Not because of last night, but some days it's just worse.
Emmett and I played Halo all day while I stayed in my pajamas and ate pizza. I won once, I was off today. Lousy night equals lousy Halo skills equals lousy day I suppose.
Maybe I was just PMS-ing? Whatever.
At five thirty I made Jasper and Emmett watch all of the Harry Potter movies. It wasn't too hard, Rose watched it too. We both thought Ron, Fred, Harry, and Draco were sexy beasts.
"No way!" I shouted, "Harry is way better than Fred."
"No, no, no! Fred is sexy AND funny," Rose exclaimed.
"SO? Harry is sexy, funny, selfless, he defeated Voldemort a MILLION times AND he's friendly," I explained loudly.
"Fine," Rose squinted.
"Thought so…"
Alice, Esme and Carlisle had gone hunting.
"You know, you haven't been talking in your sleep very often Bella," Jasper said.
"Huh… Weird."
"Yes…"
Rose asked me, "Have you ever been to Texas?"
"Never," I shook my head.
"You'll love it!" Jazz grinned.
I fell asleep soon after that.
Tell me what you thinkXOXO
JORDAN