A/N: This is my first and last Fanfic so please be gentle XD Joking. Just review what you think, you can even abuse me! Just wanna know what you think. DarkNeko isn't sure if it would be a one shot or just continuous chapters…
Disclaimer: The DarkNeko doesn't own Naruto only Kishimoto-sensei does, T-T We should thank him for such a beautiful gift he gave us that is called Naruto.
Come, Come Yaoi Paradise!
Prologue
They say many bonds are built on friendship, trust and fights between each other. Fights can strengthen the bonds while others say it breaks bonds. But Naruto's bonds with Sasuke are far stronger than any bond between man and his dog. Naruto being the man and Sasuke being the dog, of course…
Their bonds grew even stronger on the day Sasuke challenge Naruto and ever since that day Sasuke has been seeking Orochimaru's power and Orochimaru had something else in mind than just having Sasuke's body… This story starts with Naruto and Sasuke first fight on top of the hospitals roof…
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The slow breeze passed Naruto and Sasuke. It was too silent as they stared at each other.
"Put it on!" Naruto starts.
"There would be no way you'll be able to touch me." Sasuke says through his teeth.
"That's not what I mean." Naruto points to himself, "I want to fight with you as an equal, so put it on!"
"Tch, you think I'm like you? There's no way you'll make me put it on." Sasuke says.
Naruto stares back at Sasuke and waited for Sasuke to put it on. With a sigh Sasuke walked off to put on the thing.
Sasuke comes back wearing a pink Harajuku styled dress with a pink and lacey headband on his head. Naruto approved Sasuke by placing his thumb up.
"Nice, Sasuke! Now we can begin!" Naruto came up running towards Sasuke.
"Hey, Hey! Time out! What's this got to do with making us equals." Sasuke starts making Naruto stop in his place.
"Well because I want both of us to be uke's… You kind of look like an uke right now…" Naruto says trying to hide his laughter.
"Well why don't you wear it?!" Sasuke says taking a step forward and nearly falling over, "Damn, these heels aren't meant for fighting!"
"Sasuukeee-kun! Stop this!" Sakura cries helplessly on the sidelines, "Don't dooo it, Naruto!"
Sasuke and Naruto looked to Sakura's direction with narrowed eyes. "This is our fight! Stay out of it!!"
"Nooooes! Sasuke-kuuun's gonna get hurt and I don't like that!!" She says even more helplessly.
"Shut up, bioch!" Sasuke yells.
"Yeah! What Sasuke-teme said!!"Naruto calls.
"Iyaaaaa!! Stop it you two!!" She shrieks.
Sasuke sighs and takes out a shot gun, "You know, I've always wanted to do this."
"Hey, Sasuke! I want to do it, too!" Naruto says reaching out for the gun.
"Hey, you dobe! Get off…" Sasuke says trying to pull Naruto off him.
"Aw, Sasuke! I want to kill her too! Bastard!!" Naruto says almost hugging onto Sasuke's waist.
"… Aren't you supposed to kill me now?" Sakura says.
Naruto and Sasuke looked at her and both of them held the trigger. Naruto looked at Sasuke in frustration.
"Hey, I don't want Sasuke germs!! Ew, Sasuke germs!!" Naruto says pushing Sasuke away from the trigger.
"Stop it, dobe!!" Sasuke says accidently pulling the trigger and killing Sakura, "Um… That wasn't supposed to happen…"
"Sasuke-teme! You killed her, know what are we supposed to do?" Naruto asks placing his hand under his chin and rubbing it thoughtfully.
Sasuke shrugged and walked away, "Just leave the corpse there. No-one would notice a thing about it…"
"Rodger, Sasuke!" Naruto says saluting him.
Sasuke… I can't wait until I can finally fight you… Naruto thought, walking right beside Sasuke and smiling like an idiotic child he is.
But it's a total downer that Sasuke ended up going with Orochimaru and Naruto being heart-broken in the end… it's such a tragedy… except for Sakura's unexpected death which isn't much of a tragedy… What a drag…
So the heart-broken blonde ninja went off for training to one day receive Sasuke's admiration for his strength and growth. And also to recover Sasuke back from Orochimaru's pedophiling hands. This is Naruto: Yaoi Chronicles… oh wait sorry typo… Naruto: Hurricane Chronicles (Shippuden) in the 'Come, Come Yaoi Paradise' Version. Let the Yaoi pairings and Yaoi-ness begin!! Dattebayo!!!!
A/N: Hallo, I wonder if this is really a parody…Yeah… I know that I'm not the best writer but hey stories are all about the story-telling not how much words are in it. Thank you for those who are reading my first Fanfiction story/chapter and last fanfic to ever come. Next chapter may come in next month XD I don't really have a schedule for these things…