Okay, I have no freakin idea what this is...all I know is it bashes Cleon. So CLEON LOVERS YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO FLAME THIS BEACUASE I FREAKIN WARNED YOU IT BASHES CLEON. JACINDAWEIRE THIS MEANS YOU!

My angry hand-Well good to know Enterabyss. Oh and you have officially creep-ed out the little blue guys in your head. They work for you sooooo you should pay them with more than awesome hats.

Pervert hand- one of them asked me out...it said we could share a burrito...if you know what I mean (scared face)

Angry hand- oh the blue Mexican hatted Indian...

Pervert hand- he thinks he's Indian he is sooooo freakin Mexican...his name is freakin Alejandro...

Enterabyss- that is so freakin Mexican its not even funny...lady gaga thinks so too...

(none of that crap was meant to be racist, I may write something that sounds racist but I don't mean to offend anyone...yeah)By the way...this is CRACKY.

50 years into the future... for all idiots out there this means they are old.

Theme song- (sung by Leona)

I don't love you i'm just passing the time

Who could love me I got sex changes and...

I suck on myself and any other maaaaaan!

(based off of Panic! At the disco's She had the world)

"Oh Cloud!" cried Leona in a shrill voice. "Where are my hair curlers?"

"I don't know woMAN get me a beer!" Screamed the 70 year old but still freakin awesome Cloud.

"I need my hair curlers!" She-He-It screamed again. "and my hair dyes missing! I got a nice chocolately brown just to make you happy and this is how you repay me! I would have ugly gray hair if I didn't dye it for you!"

"I'm technically gay as F*** and I still don't dye my hair..." groaned Cloud.

"Well, if you think about it now your straight! That magical day I made it so we could get married and not be questioned... when I got my sex change" She smiled at the weird memory.

"I like being gay, I prefer having that in my mou... never mind just get me a beer!"

"I will when you buy me a present!" Leona huffed.

"Like what? Jewelry? A dick? I'll get you one of those..." cloud said.

"No, I saw this really great dress at..."

"why would I but you a dress? I've been trying to turn you BACK into a man, not make you anymore girly. I would have been fine with you wearing a dress, as long as you would still have a d..." Cloud was interupted by violent sobs.

"You don't love me anymore...hiccup...do you? I've done everything for you...even married you and this is how you repay me? (sobs) telling me i'm not the right gender or I don't have the right bodyparts for you. I told you you could have them..."

"Gah, why did I marry you? I wanted a real man... not a...grrrr- we made an agreement. I could be the more girly one in this pairing- but then you go and get a sex change! I miss Leon- I miss being able to go to a store buy hair dye and tight pants and just be able to say- Oh I'm gay... buuuuut noooo, I'm married to a freakin women so now..." Cloud realized he had gained a shrill voice. "shit women-get me a beer!"

it was short fo a reason foo! Because I wanted it to be. And its a test chappie. If you like it ill write another longer chappi, if you don't ne freakin FLAME. Also. I don't want to offend anyone with this... and I own only the sick humor of it... oh and technically leona is mine... gah I hate leon...