ok so this is some random rules Arem and I come up with, hope it brings ya a laugh. Oh & we don't own transformers or intend this for offence. - Mera
this is a mix between G1 & transformers Prime. -Rema
Rule #1:Do not give Arem sugar.(Mera)
Optimus gave Arem sugar even after being warned. -_-
Megatron warned him, Thundercracker warned him, Skywarp, Starscream,
Soundwave, AND the cassettes warned him not to!
so Arem when on a sugar high rampage
and destroyed half the Arc. -_-
so I got a lecture from Prowl
while Jazz, Ironhide, Wheeljack, and Ratchet tried to catch her.
don't give me that look Prowl! you were warned this would happen!
Rule #2: SPANGLISH IS A LANGUAGE!(Arem)
Arem: Spanglish is a language!
Mera: I thought this was my thing.
Arem: TO bad Chica! *Rages in Spanglish*
Megatron: Is she alright?
Mera: When has Arem ever been alright?
Megatron: You have a point.
Arem: HEY!
Megatron and Mera: *walk off with Arem following*
Rule #3: Do not speak Spanish to Arem.(Rema)
so he startedspeaking Spanish to us
Mera and I gave him funny looks and walked away
Arem started freaking out.
Rumble hid behind Mera, he's taller than her by a lot
it was funny.
Rule #4: Disney movies are not allowed on either base.(Mera)
we were watching some Disney movie, I don't remember which one.
Prowl walked in and saw what we were watching, he glitched
Ratchet was not happy, he also spoke with Optimus who talked with Megatron
so yea no more Disney movies.
Rule #5: Never touch The Books. (Arem)
Frenzy: what are the books?
Arem: The Books! Capital letters, bro. Oh, and they are where all our random ideas and stories go so we don't forget them.
Rema: sis, almost killed someone for touching it.
Arem: it says on the cover "the hounds of hell and death will look pleasant compared to what I'll do to you if you touch this" on the cover, who is stupid enough to touch that!( frenzy and rumble slowly go pale as they read the cover of the little black book they found as Arem talks)
Mera: (smirks evilly as she watches the twins pale behind Arem)
Arem: ( turns around and sees what the twins are holding) -in a strangely calm voice-frenzy, rumble(looks up with evil eyes and creepy smile) run.
( the twins run faster then Starscream can achieve moch five, but they took the book with them so Arem runs after them screaming bloody murder. Rema and Mera laugh as they hear the twins girly screams and megaton just sighs and shakes his head.)
Rule #6: Never touch Mera's gaming stuff. (Rema)
Miko: What are gaming materials?
Rema: Dice, some books, a special pencil, and a ton of paper.
Arem: it's hard to miss she keeps in in a locked chest with a warning label on it .
(jack walks in with a chest)
Skywarp: it says "DO NOT TOUCH! by the time I'm done with you being killed slowly with a dull rusty butter knife will seem pleasant."
(Jack goes pale as he reads)
Rumble: Hey Soundwave! get ready to bury a body!
Mera: Hey have any of you seen...(stares at Jack, shifts into a weregeek) .
(Jack drops chest and runs, Mera hums and counts to 5 before chasing)
Rule #7: Using "Found" explosives is not allowed. (Mera)
I hate grasshoppers and the insectacons(g1) came to the Nemesis.
kickback scared me so I kinda sorta blew him up...repeatedly...
Optimus: *glares*
Mera: don't give me that look! Megatron let me & I don't answer to you!
Arem: does that mean made explosives are ok?
Megatron: No. just don't use explosives at all.
Arem: well frag, party pooper. *sticks toung out*
Rule #8: do not get Arem wet or give her anything hot.(mera)
Arem: Hey!
Mera: You hurt yourself when you have anything hot.
Rumble: don't forget she flip out when you get her wet, last time she shocked 'Screamer.
Mera: I know, he was not happy.
Frenzy: but it was funny.
Mera: I plead the fifth.
Rule #9: Ultra magnus is not to be used for target practice. (Mera)
Arem: Scrap! *cussing in cybertronian*
Mera: Anyway, he started lecturing us and we got bored.
Rema: Rumble gave us weapons! yea it didn't go so good for Ultra magnus.
Rule#10: do not kick Ravage.(mera)
Miko kicked Ravage while he was sleeping
Not only was he chasing her but Arem and Rema were too
Soundwave is letting Lazerbeak and Buzzsaw record it
I am seting traps.
Rule # 11:Do not get Arem wet. (mera)
Arem is scared of water(explain later)
she was also very muddy.
Megatron tried to get her to take a bath
she shifted into a weregeek(explain later) and failed at scratching him. she then jumped over Rema and me
we are getting a bath -_-
Rule # 12: WHatever it is it's not Rema's falt.(Mera)
Rema: *runs past* I DIDN"T DO IT!
Mera: What?
*Hears explosion and shill scream*
Arem: was that Starscream?
*Starscream walks past with blast residue on him*
Rule #13: Do not help Skywarp with pranks.(Mera)
Skywarp wanted help
so I helped him set something up
I didn't know it was a bucket full of neon pink paint.
I was lectured for 4 hours
I WILL get pack back 'warp -_-
Rule #14: do not starve Arem.(Mera)
we were sent to the Arc because the other base was under repairs.
we were hungrey and Arem was asleep.
when she woke up there was no food
she did something to Jack and now he says he is a piece of meat
He is curled up in a corner.
*Jack walks over and clings to Mera*
Mera: Arcee! alittle Help, He's clinging to me!
Rule#15: Do not pull the tail!(Mera)
Arem was half shifted(we still don't know how she does that), meaning she had ears and a tail,
Miko had never seen that before
so she pulled Arem's tail to see if it was real.
Arem has never been so pissed, she chased Miko for three hours.
Megatron has never laughed so hard in his life
poor bulkhead tried to catch them.
Rema tried to help Miko and I am recording everything via Rumble asked me to.
So yea, this should make good black mail material.
Note time! ok Arem rema and Mera are weregeeks, Big black cat like creature with pure yellow eyes. their guardians are Mergatron & Thundercracker: Arem, Soundwave, cassets, Skywarp: Mera, & Starscream: Rema. for more on weregeeks go to & i am working on a story currently with these characters in it. Arem's fear of water will be explained in it, the next chapters won't be quite as long as this one. well comments, concerns, cookies, Read and Review please. the characters from TFP that are in this story are Jack, Miko, Raf, Fowler, June, Arcee, & Bulkhead. ideas are welcome.