A little plot bunny that hit me, i might make this into a oneshot series, need some prompts so they can continue ^^...

oh one more thing... I OWN NOTHING

EDIT: THANKYOU TO vanillathunder215 for the spelling correction ^^ and special thanks for being my first reviewer (for this fic) ^^ ooh and for the tips ^^

story 1...Sometimes, just sometimes Ironhide could put up with the human music Jazz could come up with...

It was one of those days on the Diego Garcia base of operations, a slow day and for a mech like Ironhide slow days when he didn't get to use his cannons are a day wasted. It didn't help that Jazz was also bored, because a bored Jazz meant music, and some of the music Jazz played... quite loudly... from his speakers could be nothing short of insulting. After all who in their right mind would want to hear or for that matter sing about 'bluffing with muffins' Ironhide didn't even know what that meant, and he wasn't going to lower himself to the point of completing a google search to find out. He had already googled the singer and it brought enough results with out having to scar himself further thank-you very much, so Ironhide had his sensors on high alert for Jazz showing up with some other potentially confusing and most lightly obscene noise spewing from his speakers... Speak of the devil he had just heard Jazz coming along, that of course was judging from the noise that was accompanying the footsteps, Ironhide sat up to watch the door, and even had his mouth open to say something to the smaller silver mech when the music started to clear up and he could understand the words properly the song appeared to be ending or the chorus was the current part of the song playing, Jazz came in wiggling around in what from what Ironhide had seen of humans was a very good impression of a human rock star, while putting in actions to mimic the lyrics of the song.

'I'm comin' down with the new style and you know it's buck wild
Everybody, everybody come on!

Come on, comon
Everybody come on!
Come on, comon
Click Click Boom!'

Ironhide raised an optic ridge at the end of the song sending a pointed look to Jazz who looked over.

"Hey there 'Hide, like the song?" Ironhide titled his head slightly.

"Was that a song bout cannons?" he asked sounding curious, Jazz was silent for a few moments, then he smiled and laighed slightly,

"I guess it was" he finally answered.

"You mean, humans don't only sing obscene things" Jazz smiled a little and giggled again.

"No, some of them sing normal stuff, and some even sing about cannons, but then I guess normal is in the eye of the beholder." Ironhide pondered for a few more moments,

"What other songs is there about cannons?" Jazz smiled, and seemed to ponder for a few moments himself before saying,

"Hollywood undead mention guns in this song" he said before playing a small snippet of a song,

You make me wanna run around pulling my guns out and shit

Ironhide seemed to like it as he nodded Jazz seemed to be enjoying himself as well, as for the next half an hour the two mechs sat together in the rec room discussing what songs Ironhide would like, the majority of them having something to do with guns, cannons or something blowing up in some way shape or form.

By the end of the day, Ironhide had decided that maybe, just maybe, some earth music could be tolerable, and maybe some of the human members of NEST had risen in levels of respect from the big black mech when they had commented on some of he music from Jazz saying it was a good song, or band here and there.

songs:

Pokerface - Lady GaGa

Click Click Boom - Saliva

Undead - Hollywood udead