Alright I have come out with another idea; I have decided to post this one which was an idea that came to me at 11:30 last night. I love Naruto and my favorite character is Gaara. I decided that the Chunin exams were taking too long to finish and we fans need some comedy right? So since the sand ninja seem to be pretty sarcastic I made this one about them. Now I know this can seem pretty sarcastic and mean at times, but I really do like this show. I just want some comedy, so this story is the Chunin exams in the P.O.V.'s of Gaara, his Sister Temari, and their brother Kankuro.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, if I did I would actually be able to draw, that would be really cool, but I can't so I sit here writing fics for you fine people.

Chapter 1: The Chunin exams

Stage one: Kankuro style

Ha! That was so easy, after pretending I had to go to the bathroom all I had to do was kick that Procter's butt. Now he's locked up in a closet, knocked out, and I have a puppet replica of him that got me the answers. So on my way back to that oh so conferrable wooden chair, under the unforgiving glare of florescent lights I'll drop the cheat-sheet of to Temari. We don't need to worry about Gaara he may be younger, but he's smart besides he doesn't like me and probably wouldn't take it. Okay now I have about 20 minutes left before they announce what the 10th question is.

5 minutes later

This stinks, I am already bored with this stupid waiting. The kid in front of me finally got pissed off enough at my frequent poking of the back of his head, and he is now leaning so far forward that I can't reach him. The guy on my right bit me after I poked him, it's not my fault he doesn't like Kunai knife's piercing his flesh. I fear maybe I have a disease now, damn hidden mist village, he had some sharp teeth. The girl on my right is too absorbed in the correct answer to number 7 to realize that I have tied her ankles together with strings of chakra. Maybe I should tell her that she is so absorbed in the test that she didn't know that she is writing her answer in the wrong space, oh and upside down too, that's a new one. Oh well, let's see her get up with those strings around her ankles, that will be hilarious.

2 minutes later

I have officially found a new form of entertainment. Because my proctor puppet is attached to my fingers with chakra strings all I have to do is reach up and scratch the back of my neck, and the guy picks his nose! It's hilarious to see the other genin, and the chunin proctor's alike to look up and realize that the guy in the corner is almost poking his brain. I do not think of this as a distraction, more of a public service. The way I see it, with the guards distracted many more people can get away with cheating, if they can tear their eyes away from my magnificent show of course. In fact the only people who don't seem to notice are that guy in the orange jumpsuit, and the girl next to him. The guy is acting like a constipated moose; I doubt he is doing very well on his test. The girl next to him seems to be trying to give him the answers as a laxative. Funny thing is he won't take them, man if I was in that position I would shove my pride. I mean everything is perfect, someone gives you the answers, and the guard is being distracted by his college's gold digging. I'm telling you, if my face was that color red I would just cheat, at this rate this guy is going to have a stroke by the time he's 13. Oh well, more fun for me, (I will have no comments about the color of my face at this time, thank you.)

5 minutes later

Okay well now I'm bummed, the head proctor in the "matrix" robe just got up and gave my puppet a tissue. I guess that form of entertainment is now out. We have 8 minutes left in this stupid test, and my hand is starting to swell up from that bite earlier. The orange clad moron has made his decision not to cheat, but it looks like he might cry now. Oh well, once again more fun for me.

4 minutes later

Okay, no more Mr. nice guy I have officially decided, if you haven't finished cheating by now I am going to ruin it. I helped you morons and if you didn't take advantage of that opportunity, then too bad. I'll ruin it now, let's see, first I will break the Leaf village's mirror on the ceiling, pathetic excuse for cheating if you ask me. Next I will hit the guy with the veins around his temples with my pencil that should cause him to loose concentration. Oh, and for good measure I could throw a dog treat in the corner, so that whiter mutt will stop spying for his parka-clad master and go eat it. Now I own you all, I decide who gets away with what and for how long, not that dumb proctor.

3 minutes later

Okay, now the giant dude is standing up and writing on the board. Finally this torture is almost over, just one more question. As the proctor clears his thought I relise, he's gonna give us a speech before the question. Damnit!

Blah, blah, blah, well I'm not giving up here that would be dumb. Looks like the orange jumpsuit guy is contemplating it though. Oh he's raising his hand…and now the idiot is yelling about how he'll never give up. I wonder if I pull on one of those chakra strings connected to the mirror on the ceiling, maybe I can hit his head with it when it falls. Do everyone a favor that would. All he had to do was sit there, but no only he turned it into a damn soap opera. Oh, well now we get to the all important 10th question.

5 minutes later

I stand corrected, only the jumpsuit kid, and his friend Mr. Matrix proctor turn a test question into a soap opera. Here's the kicker though, there was no question, I sit through a huge dramatic lecture for absolutely nothing. Oh well, at least I had some laughs along the way. Now to find my little brother and sister to see what they thought about faze one. Oh and maybe get the real proctor out of the coat closet, I mean we don't need him anymore. Plus I want to see his face when his friends ask if he was trying to become an ancient Egyptian corpse, and remove his brain through his nose. The girl from my left just fell face first to the floor…HA!