Portal Truth or Dare
The teen walked into GLaDOS' gigantic test chamber, his shaggy brown hair combed down. He sweeped the room with cobalt blue eyes, and then looked toward the camera, saying with a smile, "Hey, nobody!"
A small metal ball interrupted him. "Why'd you say nobody, mate?"
The male gave the tiny ball a look. "Because that's how many people read my Fanfiction."
The ball, also known as Wheatley, rolled his one blue eye.
"Well, as I was saying, welcome to the first ever (at least that I know of) Portal Truth or Dare! I'm your host, DudeguyTheWriter!"
There was a silence, because nobody was in the audience. A tall woman in a white top and orange jumpsuit bottom sniggered to herself.
"Chell, shut up," The boy said to her scathingly. Wheatley interjected, "OH! HAhaha, I see what you did there. Because, youknow, she can't talk and all.." The famous AI GlaDOS turned her gigantic semisphere head to the ball. "You really are a moron."
"I killed you, so ha."
Chell glowered.
"Sorry, we. We kil- "
"SPACE! !" The space core interrupted.
"Will somebody shut him up?" The boy asked. GLaDOS obliged, covering the core with an Aperture Science Sound Eradicating Dome.
GLaDOS said, "What he meant to say was, you're easy to forget, seeing as you don't talk. Not your fault though."
Chell ignored this, as she was used to GLaDOS' insults.
"Ohkay, I think we should start now." Now, let's meet our guests. You all have already met Wheatley, Chell and GLaDOS. " The three nodded as their names were called. "We also have the cores from Portal 1 and 2. In this order: Morality, Curiosity, Cake…Logic..Intelligence.. Whatever it is, Anger, Space, Fact, and Adventure. We also have the 'Different' Turret."
"Don't make lemonade!"
"Hey! That's my line. This has been a prerecorded message by Cave Johnson."
"How do you even know that?" The boy asked the turret.
"The answer lies below us!"
"Okay, quiet."
"Okay.."
So. You all know the drill. Ask any of the characters something, or dare them. I'll keep you occupied with a couple of mine. GLaDOS!"
"What is it."
"What's your name stand for?"
"It stands for Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System."
"Waaait.. Does that mean.. You're a DvD player?"
GlaDOS stared. She was silent. Wheatley burst out laughing. Chell sniggered.
"Haha, okay, another one. Fact core!"
"Yes. I will answer you. That is a fact."
"Why are you the most handsome core?"
"Fact: The fact core is the most handsome core because of his fluorescent pink eye."
The adventure core responded, "Pink is gay."
The fact core retorted angrily, "Fact: The adventure core is too mainstream."
"Oh, so now you're what, a HIPSTER?"
As the two balls broke into a failing argument, DudeguyTheWriter turned to the audience, telling them "Okay, that'!"
The screen faded to black as a jazzy version of "Still Alive" played.