Previously On X-Men Evolution:
Professor Xavier was forced to engage in a fist fight to the death with a gang of no-good hoodlums! But he miraculously won!
Scott blew Kitty's face off with one of his eye blasts when she went into his room to wake him up! Guess she shouldn't have been standing so close to him when he opened his eyes then.
Jean realized that she didn't have a cool code name to go by so she named herself Kid Brain Blast!
Mr. McCoy joined a boy band and then quit the group and became a clerk at a store!
Scott can't stop watching Dukes of Hazard!
Magnus made Logan dance like a puppet for his own personal amusement and then tossed him off a building!
Kurt got a much needed trim!
Kitty's sort of dying because no one's tending to her wounds! But there's not much that can be done about it, because she's faceless! That's pretty irreparable don't you think?
After a wacky chain of events, Logan was turned into an eight year old kid!
Apocalypse is incorrigible! At least that's what I think!
Evan went to the store where Mr. McCoy works at to buy some snacks, after bringing the items he selected to the counter he found out that he didn't have enough money to pay for the five cent tax!
X-Men Evolution: Short Story Thing.
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It was a sunny afternoon at the mansion as Logan prepared to head out.
"Leaving Logan?" Professor Xavier asked as he rolled up on him.
"Yeah, I'm going out for a drink," Logan replied as he opened the door.
"But you're only eight, Logan. You can't drink any alcoholic beverages," Charles said as Logan turned around to face him.
"Oh yeah? Who's gonna stop me? You? I'll drink what I want!" Logan yelled at the surprised Charles. "I'll be back when I feel like it!" Logan yelled as he ran outside and hopped on his tricycle, peddling with the fury that all eight year olds possess.
"Hmm, what peculiar behavior. Perhaps he should cut back on the pop rocks?" Charles said as Logan rode off in the distance.
xxx"Mister, help me!" A kid yelled to Mr. McCoy from inside a lions pit at the zoo.
"Just a moment, I'm drinking in the irony of it all,"the blue furred mansaid before snickering.
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Scott was just driving down the street in his shiny red car when he spotted a bank being robbed, feeling that he had to do something he hopped out of the car and ran down an alley way so he could change clothes for battle. As he took his time changing, the bank robber came out of the bank, which was right across the street, and hopped into his getaway car.
Scott had just come out of the alley in time to see the robber start driving away.
"What! Nobody escapes from Cyclops and lives to tell about it!" Cyclops yelled as he hopped into his car and started speeding after the robber, paying no mind to the people who had saw him run into the alley and then run out of it in a different outfit.
After a long chase through the city, the robber drove his car towards a bridge which was still under construction, but he payed no mind to that and drove off the bridge. Having hoped that the car would have made the jump to the other side safely. But it didn't and simply fell into the water below.
"Alllll, right. I don't have to worry about him living to tell now, wait, no, it's not all right! I'm gonna drive off the bridge too!" Cyclops screamed as his car went flying off the bridge.
Looks like those good ol' boys got themselves into another fine mess.
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End Notes: Hahahahaha! I wrote this in like twenty minutes at around four o'clock am, so you can blame this story on that.