"I'm a ninja and I'm gonna get ya,
Where the sun don't hit ya,
Can't match my speed,
Nobody's as fast as me,
I creep in like a gentle breeze," Rose sang under her breath, earning strange looks off of passers-by.
"Cool song, Rose!" Rose's friend Alysha Green said, twirling an auburn lock of hair around her finger as their other friends Alice and Gracie Longbottom said, "Shut up!"
"What's got your two's wands in knots? No hangover potion left?" Rose asked with a smirk.
"Pretty much," Alice replied, groaning as Alysha flicked her forehead.
"Ladies, I have a dare for us!" Rose cried suddenly, making Alice and Gracie wince in pain.
"What?!" Alysha yelled eagerly, making the other two wince once again.
"Right, we piss off the teachers as much as possible, and the students...and we act really crazy!"
"Hell yeah!" Alysha cried as Gracie mumbled,
"Okay then..."
"So, can anyone tell me the incantation to shoot water from the tip of your wand? Miss Weasley...?" Flitwick squeaked.
"Why should I tell you, sir?" Rose asked, arching an eyebrow.
"Because I told you to!" Flitwick exclaimed.
"But sir, if Rose doesn't want to tell you, why should she?" Alysha joined in.
"Butt out, Miss Green!" Flitwick cried, clearly losing his cool.
"Sir!" Alice squealed, "You're not aloud to say that!"
"Frankly, Miss Longbottom, I don't give a damn!" Flitwick snapped.
"Well, sir, we need to sing you a song!" Gracie joined in with the girl's yells. She winked at Alice, Rose and Alysha, together they chorused,
"Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring,
Banana phone!
Doo doo da doo doo!
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring,
Banana pho-"
"You lot! Shut up!" Flitwick yelled.
"We don't want to sir!" Rose cried. "All together now; ring, ring, ring, ri-"
"Out, the four of you!" Flitwick roared, "And detention tonight!"
"I think we're going to have to be worse tonight..." Gracie muttered to the other girls as they exited the classroom.
What do you think? Leave a review! And constructive criticism, but no flames please! Nobody likes to be told that their story's completely crap! :) It'll probably get funnier as it goes on XD
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