The original 'Through the Looking Glass' ended...badly, to say the least. Hell it didn't even end...I seriously didn't think it out too much...so I'm replacing it with this! Hooray for me!
Disclaim: I disclaim it all! Woot!
Through the Looking Glass
"Ha Zim! I got you this time!"
Two forms ran through the park with a fury. Running over old ladies with their fluffy dogs and dodging five-year-olds in red wagons as they went. One Human, one only looked Human.
"Never! You will never capture me!"
Zim leapt over a bench getting one ankle caught on the top. He consequently tripped and smacked his whole body on the unfortunately hard ground.
By the time he shook away the stars Dib stood over him with a malicious grin on his face. "I told you Zim, I got you this time." In his hands he held a dripping Super-soaker 2030.
Zim narrowed his eyes and rubbed his ankle. "Stupid Human, you think I am not prepared for that hideous thing you call water?" He stood up favoring his hurt ankle. He pointed accusingly at Dib. "It is you who will...Gah!" Zim recoiled as something bright and blue erupted behind Dib.
"Huh?" Dib turned trying to figure out why everything suddenly was washed in blue light. "Garbonzo beans! What is that?" He took a few steps backwards from the fluctuating hole in the air. "Is this part of your plan you stupid alien?" Dib demanded. "You tried this once you know!"
"That's not mine!" Zim yelled, he truly wanted to hurt the Human.
"Forget it!" Dib aimed the Super Soaker at Zim. The alien had only moments to process this when a little gray and blue blur slammed into Dib. "Oof!"
"I got you!" Gir cried, then he became utterly mesmorized by the 'Big Blue Swirly Thing'.
"Gir! Get me out of here!"
Gir turned to obey when a deafening crash echoed, the unstable portal flared then collapsed taking them all with it.
* * *
Dib opened his eyes to the sound of squabbling.
"You idiot! You weren't supposed to bring them HERE!"
That was a familiar voice.
There was a frustrated growl from the other person. "I know that! This stupid thing is not working properly! Your meddling has done this not mine!"
"You are a moron!"
"Imbicile!"
"Incompitent!"
"STINK MAMMAL!"
"I can't be a mammal! Well, not anymore anyway. Wait! Who are you calling a,"
"Shut up!"
Dib glanced over seeing Zim clutching his head.
"You are both annoying!" He yelled at the unseen owners of the fighting voices.
"So shiny." That had to be Gir. He was confounded by his own image in the floor. It was quite reflective after all.
"Fix it." The second voice said flatly.
"Fine, fine." The first said. "We'll just patch them back and hope they make it. You had better pray really hard that no more flux-holes appear or we're both in trouble."
"Shut up and do it!"
"Commencing."
The room filled with blue. Dibs' head throbbed and he felt a really bad and sickening falling-sensation then the equally bad but not quit as sickening landing-sensation. "Ow."
"Glaciers of Irk!" A rather high, sort of grating voice cried out.
"Gah!" Another high voice nearly screamed.
Dib chanced opening his eyes and found the park there around him and two people standing around. He sat up rubbing his head. "Headache, yelling, bad."
"Grrrr." Zim moaned and sat up feeling his head, it felt like he had been hit around bye a Blortch native.
"Good god it's hideous!" One of the two female sounding voices cried. "Looks just like you Zia."
There was a hyperventilating like gasp from the other 'female'. This girl was green skinned with lavender eyes and a fake looking black wig with a ponytail. "Stupid creature." She growled at her Human nemesis while grabbing Zims' arm. "Get up, quickly." She hissed at him.
Zim glared up at this 'Zia'. "Who are you? Were you sent? I...Oh boy." He suddenly threw up in the strangest shade of blue Dib had ever seen.
"That's disgusting." The other girl said. She looked like some feminine version of Dib with an oddly spiky ponytail on the back of her head. She glanced at Dib then crouched down by him. "You alright?"
Dib nodded feeling nauseous himself.
Something blue and gray whirled between the set of aliens and humans colliding loudly with Gir who had just sat up sparking a bit.
"Hi!" The second SIR unit chirped. "I'm Jir!"
"Hi! I'm Gir!" Gir spouted. They giggled together.
Zim shuddered.
The female Irken, Zia, got Zim to his feet. "Jir! Get us out of here immediately!" She then narrowed her eyes at the Human girl. "We will carry this on later Worm-Stink."
"You can bet on it Alien Scum." She replied as Jir and Gir both carried their respective owners away in a cloud of jet fumes. She then turned back to Dib. "You all right?"
"Mostly." He replied. "Who are you? And how did another alien make it to Earth?"
"You knew about Zia?"
Dib stared at her blankly. "No I, wait. What's your name?"
"Bid." The girl replied. "I've never seen you at skool, are you new?"
"No, I've lived here all my life. But I've never seen, you, oh, well crap." He felt his forehead. "I think I'm going to be sick, or black out." He suddenly threw up then collapsed in Bids' arms.
"Or both." She grunted trying to keep him from slouching to the ground. She sighed. "Better get you to my house, whoever you are."
* * *
Amber eyes opened slowly. The world was blurry and indistinct but familiar. He was in his room at his house.
"Oh boy, what a nightmare." He said to himself sitting up. A slight creak over by his desk made him painfully aware of a girl sitting there watching him, even if he couldn't see her. "Uh, or not."
"Hi." She said cautiously handing him his glasses.
"Er, thanks." He put them on seeing her fully for the first time. She looked as much like him as he had thought when her first saw her through the haze his headache had caused.
"So what's your name?" The girl asked. He remembered her name was Bid.
"Dib, how did you get in my house?"
"You're house? This is my house. Or more to the point my moms' house." Bid said.
Dib gave her a look she was used to getting from the other kids.
"Wait. You're name is Bid." Dib pondered this for a moment. "Do you have a sister?"
"A brother."
"And his name is?"
"Zag."
Dib winced. "Damn."
"What?" She asked getting up. Whatever it was she knew it was bad.
"I have a sister, her name is Gaz." Dib said slowly.
Bid blinked. "I still don't." She paused. "Oh."
"Earlier Zim and I were sucked into a worm-hole, at least I think it was one. On the other side some voices were arguing, they sounded familiar. But I can't place them. Then there was another flash and."
"You wound up here."
"Patch us through and hope we make it. They did this, those voices. They must have got us by accident then tried to send us home but fell short."
"I guess that makes sense."
There was a really long awkward pause.
"So you're my alternate?" Bid asked.
Dib nodded. "It seems in this dimension male and female are switched around. Interesting."
"Do you think Zia and, what's his name?"
"Zim."
"Do you think those two have figured it out?"
Dib thought about this a moment. "Some how I highly doubt it."
* * *
Meanwhile, in the now deserted park a blue hole flashed open dumping three figures on the ground. Two of the forms detangled themselves while the third squealed in the dirt.
One of the forms picked up the littler one that was now completely filthy. "Whatever you did Dib I'll get you for it!"
"I'd like to see you try you filthy alien!"
The one holding the smaller form stalked away leaving the third to glare angrily at his alien nemesis.
Disclaim: I disclaim it all! Woot!
Through the Looking Glass
"Ha Zim! I got you this time!"
Two forms ran through the park with a fury. Running over old ladies with their fluffy dogs and dodging five-year-olds in red wagons as they went. One Human, one only looked Human.
"Never! You will never capture me!"
Zim leapt over a bench getting one ankle caught on the top. He consequently tripped and smacked his whole body on the unfortunately hard ground.
By the time he shook away the stars Dib stood over him with a malicious grin on his face. "I told you Zim, I got you this time." In his hands he held a dripping Super-soaker 2030.
Zim narrowed his eyes and rubbed his ankle. "Stupid Human, you think I am not prepared for that hideous thing you call water?" He stood up favoring his hurt ankle. He pointed accusingly at Dib. "It is you who will...Gah!" Zim recoiled as something bright and blue erupted behind Dib.
"Huh?" Dib turned trying to figure out why everything suddenly was washed in blue light. "Garbonzo beans! What is that?" He took a few steps backwards from the fluctuating hole in the air. "Is this part of your plan you stupid alien?" Dib demanded. "You tried this once you know!"
"That's not mine!" Zim yelled, he truly wanted to hurt the Human.
"Forget it!" Dib aimed the Super Soaker at Zim. The alien had only moments to process this when a little gray and blue blur slammed into Dib. "Oof!"
"I got you!" Gir cried, then he became utterly mesmorized by the 'Big Blue Swirly Thing'.
"Gir! Get me out of here!"
Gir turned to obey when a deafening crash echoed, the unstable portal flared then collapsed taking them all with it.
* * *
Dib opened his eyes to the sound of squabbling.
"You idiot! You weren't supposed to bring them HERE!"
That was a familiar voice.
There was a frustrated growl from the other person. "I know that! This stupid thing is not working properly! Your meddling has done this not mine!"
"You are a moron!"
"Imbicile!"
"Incompitent!"
"STINK MAMMAL!"
"I can't be a mammal! Well, not anymore anyway. Wait! Who are you calling a,"
"Shut up!"
Dib glanced over seeing Zim clutching his head.
"You are both annoying!" He yelled at the unseen owners of the fighting voices.
"So shiny." That had to be Gir. He was confounded by his own image in the floor. It was quite reflective after all.
"Fix it." The second voice said flatly.
"Fine, fine." The first said. "We'll just patch them back and hope they make it. You had better pray really hard that no more flux-holes appear or we're both in trouble."
"Shut up and do it!"
"Commencing."
The room filled with blue. Dibs' head throbbed and he felt a really bad and sickening falling-sensation then the equally bad but not quit as sickening landing-sensation. "Ow."
"Glaciers of Irk!" A rather high, sort of grating voice cried out.
"Gah!" Another high voice nearly screamed.
Dib chanced opening his eyes and found the park there around him and two people standing around. He sat up rubbing his head. "Headache, yelling, bad."
"Grrrr." Zim moaned and sat up feeling his head, it felt like he had been hit around bye a Blortch native.
"Good god it's hideous!" One of the two female sounding voices cried. "Looks just like you Zia."
There was a hyperventilating like gasp from the other 'female'. This girl was green skinned with lavender eyes and a fake looking black wig with a ponytail. "Stupid creature." She growled at her Human nemesis while grabbing Zims' arm. "Get up, quickly." She hissed at him.
Zim glared up at this 'Zia'. "Who are you? Were you sent? I...Oh boy." He suddenly threw up in the strangest shade of blue Dib had ever seen.
"That's disgusting." The other girl said. She looked like some feminine version of Dib with an oddly spiky ponytail on the back of her head. She glanced at Dib then crouched down by him. "You alright?"
Dib nodded feeling nauseous himself.
Something blue and gray whirled between the set of aliens and humans colliding loudly with Gir who had just sat up sparking a bit.
"Hi!" The second SIR unit chirped. "I'm Jir!"
"Hi! I'm Gir!" Gir spouted. They giggled together.
Zim shuddered.
The female Irken, Zia, got Zim to his feet. "Jir! Get us out of here immediately!" She then narrowed her eyes at the Human girl. "We will carry this on later Worm-Stink."
"You can bet on it Alien Scum." She replied as Jir and Gir both carried their respective owners away in a cloud of jet fumes. She then turned back to Dib. "You all right?"
"Mostly." He replied. "Who are you? And how did another alien make it to Earth?"
"You knew about Zia?"
Dib stared at her blankly. "No I, wait. What's your name?"
"Bid." The girl replied. "I've never seen you at skool, are you new?"
"No, I've lived here all my life. But I've never seen, you, oh, well crap." He felt his forehead. "I think I'm going to be sick, or black out." He suddenly threw up then collapsed in Bids' arms.
"Or both." She grunted trying to keep him from slouching to the ground. She sighed. "Better get you to my house, whoever you are."
* * *
Amber eyes opened slowly. The world was blurry and indistinct but familiar. He was in his room at his house.
"Oh boy, what a nightmare." He said to himself sitting up. A slight creak over by his desk made him painfully aware of a girl sitting there watching him, even if he couldn't see her. "Uh, or not."
"Hi." She said cautiously handing him his glasses.
"Er, thanks." He put them on seeing her fully for the first time. She looked as much like him as he had thought when her first saw her through the haze his headache had caused.
"So what's your name?" The girl asked. He remembered her name was Bid.
"Dib, how did you get in my house?"
"You're house? This is my house. Or more to the point my moms' house." Bid said.
Dib gave her a look she was used to getting from the other kids.
"Wait. You're name is Bid." Dib pondered this for a moment. "Do you have a sister?"
"A brother."
"And his name is?"
"Zag."
Dib winced. "Damn."
"What?" She asked getting up. Whatever it was she knew it was bad.
"I have a sister, her name is Gaz." Dib said slowly.
Bid blinked. "I still don't." She paused. "Oh."
"Earlier Zim and I were sucked into a worm-hole, at least I think it was one. On the other side some voices were arguing, they sounded familiar. But I can't place them. Then there was another flash and."
"You wound up here."
"Patch us through and hope we make it. They did this, those voices. They must have got us by accident then tried to send us home but fell short."
"I guess that makes sense."
There was a really long awkward pause.
"So you're my alternate?" Bid asked.
Dib nodded. "It seems in this dimension male and female are switched around. Interesting."
"Do you think Zia and, what's his name?"
"Zim."
"Do you think those two have figured it out?"
Dib thought about this a moment. "Some how I highly doubt it."
* * *
Meanwhile, in the now deserted park a blue hole flashed open dumping three figures on the ground. Two of the forms detangled themselves while the third squealed in the dirt.
One of the forms picked up the littler one that was now completely filthy. "Whatever you did Dib I'll get you for it!"
"I'd like to see you try you filthy alien!"
The one holding the smaller form stalked away leaving the third to glare angrily at his alien nemesis.