Whiner's can be the biggest losers

Whiner's can be the biggest losers!

(They're was a big villain convention in Ganon castle.)

Ganon: The meeting will come in order!! Soon Link and his retarded…

(Majora raise his hand.)

Ganon: Um, yes, uh Majora.

Majora: I was wondering if I could get some-

Veran: What we need is a few items for our little plan.

Ganon: Veran, you're the Sorceress of Shadows, Twinmold, your gigantic, Ghot, your...your…your made out of metal!! What more do you need!?

Dark Link: How bout a boomerang?

Ganon: WHAT!?!?!?

Bongo Bongo: Link has a boomerang, Bongo Bongo want one too!!

Dark Link: Dude, with a boomerang, I kick their butts!!!

Bongo Bongo: KICK BUTTS!!!! (Pounds table.)

Veran: I want some black nail polish!

Phantom Ganon: Can I get a new horse? Mine's dead.

Onox: I DEMAND MORE WEAONS!!!!

Ganon: OH ENOUGH OF THIS!!!!!What do I look like to you? The Triforce?! Where're wasting valuable time!!! (Press's button to reveal a hovering monitor.) Now as I was saying, we are about to brainwash the-

Majora: AHEM, EXCUSE ME!?!?!?!

Ganon: (Outrage) MAJORA!!!!! WHAT IS IT!!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Majora: Look, all I want was some pants. A FREAKIN PAIR OF PANTS, MAN!!!!

(Everyone was stunned and talk about "pants".)

Bongo Bongo: Bongo Bongo want pants too!!

(They start jabbering.)

Ganon: SHUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(They kept on talking and Ganon was banging his head.)

THE END!!!!!!!

I am so crazy. : )