Hey! What's up guys? So as you can see, this is a Little Shop of Horrors fanfic, and it is 100% mpreg free and sure to make you laugh and cry. This first chapter is about Seymour and Audrey, so I'm hoping you "LSoH" fans will enjoy it! :)

Chapter 1: Baby Makes Three

One fine November evening in 1963, not too long before JFK was shot, Seymour Krelborn was in him and Audrey's house, frying some hamburgers in a pan for him and Audrey's dinner. He was also listening to the Bye Bye Birdie record.

"Hmm. I wonder how my dear Audrey is doing. I hope she comes back from the hospital feeling better than she did this morning." Seymour said to himself as he flipped a burger, for Audrey had woken up that morning feeling really ill. While she was only sick for a couple of hours after she woke up, she started to feel better temporarily, until just a couple of hours before Seymour fixed dinner. That's when she felt as though she should go to the hospital. Surprisingly, Audrey felt well enough to drive herself. When Seymour offered to take her to the hospital, she told him that she was fine and that she would take herself and then be back by supper time, which she was.

"Seymour! I have something wonderful to tell you!" squealed Audrey happily as she answered the front door and gave Seymour a big hug.

"Okay," said Seymour. "Dinner is almost ready and I'm finishing up the burgers. Why don't you tell me while we're eating, okay?"

"Okay!" chirped Audrey. She could wait a little bit before telling Seymour what exciting news she had for him.

"So, Audrey," began Seymour as he had a bite of hamburger. "What is it you wanted to tell me?"

Audrey then beamed with excitement. "I'm pregnant!" she exclaimed.

Seymour gasped. "Audrey! We're going to be parents!" he said as he got up from his table. Audrey got up too. They both hugged each other. They then danced for joy.

"Oh Seymour! It's gonna be so much fun!" said Audrey.

"I know!" replied Seymour. "Our small family of two will become three."

"Maybe it'll get bigger and bigger." said Audrey.

"That would be nice," Seymour replied. He then joked, "Let's hope our baby isn't a man eating plant!"

"Don't worry. He or she's not going to be." joked Audrey.

Seven months later, Audrey woke up early in the morning.

"S-Seymour?" she said, trying to get Seymour's attention, for Seymour was still fast asleep.

"What is it, Audrey?" asked Seymour groggily.

"I think it's time." Audrey replied, to which Seymour immediately woke up and went to get his Cadillac started. Audrey slowly waddled from behind him, clutching her nine month pregnant looking belly. Despite being heavily pregnant, tired, and having some trouble walking, she was able to get into the front seat of Seymour's car with ease.

The ride to the hospital was fairly smooth. They hit zero red lights and it only took them about five minutes to get there. Seymour had also played some music on the radio for her, as well as singing to her. Some of the songs played on the radio included "She Loves You" by the Beatles, and "Louie Louie" by the Kingsmen. When Seymour and Audrey got to the hospital, some nurses helped Audrey into a wheelchair, Seymour following them. She was then taken into a special room where a short woman around Audrey and Seymour's age with beehived black hair named Dr. Norma waited for her.

"Audrey! It's about time you released your little bundle of joy out into the world." Dr. Norma told Audrey.

"Yes. I just wish my water would b..." began Audrey. Just then, a loud "SPLASH!" could be heard.

"Well," said Dr. Norma with a grin. "I think you're in luck. Now let's get to delivering this baby." Seymour, who had witnessed Audrey's water break, asked Dr. Norma if he could be with Audrey while she had the baby.

"Oh! Please, Seymour!" said Audrey, who then began to go into labor.

"Now Audrey!" said Dr. Norma. "I want you to push and take deep breaths, ok?"

"Ok!" said Audrey in a voice that sounded lot like a whisper.

The labour lasted for at least 25 minutes, and Audrey had spent a majority of the time huffing, puffing, and trying to push her baby out of her. Occasionally, she would let out a high pitched screech, to which either Dr. Norma or Seymour would assure her with praises of comfort. Throughout the whole time Audrey was trying to get her baby out of her, Seymour was singing. It was the Carousel song, "Soliloquy", which was rather appropriate as the baby was not quite born yet.

"I wonder what he'll think of me

"I guess he'll call me the old man

"I guess he'll think I can lick every other fellow's father!

"Well I can!"

Seymour had managed to calm Audrey down with his singing, but about a minute after singing the first verse of the song, Audrey began to yell. That's when Seymour figured he should continue to sing.

"I bet that he'll turn out to be

"The spitting image of his dad

"But he'll have more common sense than his pudding headed father ever had!"

Once again, Audrey calmed down after Seymour started singing. Upon hearing his singing, Dr. Norma got some laughs, as did Audrey. Trying not to let Seymour's singing distract her too much, Dr. Norma kept much of her focus on Audrey, and telling her to push.

"I'll teach him to wrestle and dive through a wave when we go in the mornings for our swim

"His mother can teach him the way to behave but she won't make a sissy out of him

"Not him! Not my boy! Not Bill!"

"Hey, Seymour!" said Audrey laboriously. "If it is a boy, we can name it Bill if you'd like!"

That's when Seymour looked at her and smiled, as thought to silently tell her "Okay", and then he continued to sing.

"My boy Bill I will see he is named after me, I will!

"My boy Bill he'll be tall and as tough as a tree, will Bill!"

Since Audrey was now getting further into giving birth, it was getting to the point that even Seymour's singing couldn't distract her from the pain. Nonetheless, he continued to sing for her.

"Like a tree he'll grow with his head held high and his feet planted firm to the ground!

"And you won't see nobody dare to try and boss him or toss him around!

"No pot-bellied, baggy-eyed bully will boss him arou-"

Just then, a loud cry could be heard.

"Congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. Krelborn! Its a boy! Would one of you like to hold him?" asked Dr. Norma as she swaddled the newborn in a blanket.

"Oh! Yes!" squealed Audrey, to which Dr. Norma handed her the blue bundle, which she cradled gently.

"Oh, Seymour! Isn't this exciting?! We have a child of our own!" exclaimed Audrey.

"I know, Audrey! It's hard to believe that I'm a father now." said Seymour. He then asked her "What should we name our baby?"

"Well, I was thinking, uh... How does the name Ike sound?"

"No Bill?" Seymour asked his wife in astonishment.

"I think the name Ike suits him better. He doesn't really look like a Bill to me."

"I like Ike!"

"Just like the Draft Eisenhower movement" said Audrey with a giggle.

"Yep," said Seymour.

"And so what should be his middle name?" Audrey asked her husband.

"Hmm, middle names..." Seymour thought. "Well, I kinda like Robert. Robert was my father's name."

"Ike Robert Krelborn." Audrey said as she looked down at the baby boy, who was fast asleep. He had some light brown hair on his head, and he also had green eyes, like Audrey's. "He looks just like you, Seymour!" Audrey told Seymour as she handed the blue bundle to him. "Albeit his hair's slightly lighter colored than yours."

"Yes, and he has your eyes." said Seymour as he cradled little Ike in his arms. He then looked down at the baby boy and said, "Hey, Ikey. I'm Seymour, your daddy. And that beautiful lady sitting up in the hospital bed is your mother, Audrey."

In response to his father, Little Ike just opened his eyes briefly and yawned, falling back to sleep.

"Well," said Seymour. "Welcome to the world, Ike Robert Krelborn."

Yay! Seymour and Audrey are parents! I hope anyone who read this enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed writing and planning it. And for those of you who thought Audrey and Seymour we're going to name their son Bill, I'm sure it caught you by surprise. I was kind of going for a plot twist. And I gave Seymour a Cadillac because of the lyrics from the song "Feed Me (Git It)", where Audrey II sings "Would you like a Cadillac Car? Or a guest spot with Jack Parr?"

Now the next chapter is going to be centered around everyone's favorite giddy masochist, Arthur Denton. I don't want to give to much of it away but the plot of this chapter is about how that sometimes during weddings, there are a lot of things that can go wrong. Seymour, Audrey, and Ike will also appear in this chapter, as will Ronette, Crystal, and Chiffon. Ike will be four months old in this next chapter.

- Emra