The Puppet Man Chronicles; Part 1
I do not own Fallout.
The puppet man rode silently on his giant ant Mr. Pinch. A slight frown on his face as he rode in the desert sun. "Hey buddy, want to get some sarsaparilla?" A voice came from his side as the puppet man raised his hand. It was his companion, Vault Boy Puppet. "Maybe, but I'm so hungry." He told his puppet compatriot. At this the vault boy puppet visibly perked up. "What about those human remains you collected eh?" The puppet asked aloud as they past yet another fire ant hive, Mr. Pinch chatting with the inhabitants. "KAAAAAAAAKREEEE!" Mr. Pinch proclaimed loudly to the fire ants. As they passed through. "But what about the shakes, and the diarrhea, and the horrible unnecessary flashbacks?" The puppet man asked his companion as Mr. Pinch continued to chat with the hive. "Do you want to eat or not." The puppet smiled as the 77 vault dweller drew out the remains of a human arm, preserved perfectly due to salt. However when he pulled out the remains the fire ants immediately swarmed him and Mr. Pinch, trying to get at the meat. The puppet man shouted in fright as his puppet companion stared on. That is before he reached into the puppet man's pack and pulled out a cleaver. That's right folks, a puppet pulled out a cleaver. As the ensuing slaughter commenced, Puppet Man noticed Mr. Pinch fall to the ground. As the massacre ended, Puppet Man sat over the corpse of his beloved mount. "You killed Mr. PINCH!" The Puppet Man shouted at the vault boy puppet. "Well look at the bright side." The puppet observed. "Now you don't have to eat those human remains…" The Puppet Man simply stared at his companion. "You want me to eat Mr. Pinch?" The Man declared, flailing his arms around for emphasis. The puppet just shrugged. "Well. Unless you want to eat those human remains, with the shakes, diarrhea, and the flashbacks? Also, remember the last time you ate fire ant?" The Puppet Man's eyebrows furrowed in annoyance. "My butthole burned for five days… Pass the barbeque sauce"