Disclaimer: None of these characters are owned by me, and I'm making no profit out of this, whatsoever. I just wrote this for fun. You understand the concept of fun, right? Fun is very important, in fact…
Mario: Get on with it!
Oh, sorry…
Super Smash Brothers Smashing Comedy Super Show
Written by PrincessZeldaLady
Directed by Master Hand and Crazy Hand
Chapter 1
Mario: Welcome to the Super Smash Brothers Smashing Comedy Super Show! I'm-a your host, Mario!
Luigi: And I'm playing the role of the co-host! My name should be known to all of you!
Mario: What is-a your name again? Umm… Ludwig?
Luigi: NO! Ludwig is one of the Koopalings!
Mario: Hahahahaha! You-a really thought I forgot your name there! I got you good!
Luigi: Let's just get on with the show!
Mario: Okey-dokey!
Mario Bros. Pictures Presents…
The Golden Mushroom!
Mario: Golden Mushroom! Couldn't the writers come up with a better name than that?
Bowser: Writers? It was my understanding that we have only one writer, who happens to be simply a fan of Super Smash Bros. Melee and is writing this simply for fun.
Mario: Don't-a tell the audience! We want-a them to think this is a big time show!
Bowser: The disclaimer at the top of the page makes it obvious that it isn't.
Luigi: Let's just go on to the sketch!
Mario: Okey-dokey!
Yoshi stood on top of Peach's Castle, bored as ever, so he looked around a bit. He looked towards the river, and to his surprise, he saw a golden glow.
Yoshi: What's that?
Yes, Yoshi CAN talk on this!
Yoshi: Maybe I should go investigate…
Yoshi walked over to the river, and he found a golden mushroom within the river.
Yoshi: Wow! It's a golden mushroom!
Yoshi got in the river and decided to swim towards the golden mushroom. He then grabbed it and took it out of the water.
Yoshi: Oooo! It looks cooler up close…
Yoshi stood there for a moment.
Yoshi: Wait… This sketch is so overly boring! Why in the world am I bothering to even act it!
Mario: Don't stop the sketch now! The funny part is just about to come!
Yoshi: What's that?
A 80 ton weight falls from the sky and smashes Yoshi.
Mario: Hahahahahahaha! Now THAT'S-A what I call comedy!
Yoshi(from under the weight): I wish I didn't get this job…
Luigi: Hey, Mario! Why does the show's title have Super Smash Brothers in it if only Mario characters have appeared so far?
Falco: Have you not noticed me standing here?
Luigi: Oh, sorry Falco.
Falco: None the less, this show is rather boring, why did I have to sign that contract for me to appear in twenty episodes of this rubbish?
Luigi: This show will be lucky if it even makes it to three episodes.
Mario: Come on! It's-a so funny!
Luigi: You just commented on the lame title "The Golden Mushroom", why do you think this show is funny?
Mario: Because I do think it's-a funny!
Bowser: Wow, I never knew you were so unobservant!
Mario: What!
End of Chapter 1
I hope you people like this. If this gets enough good reviews, I may make a second Chapter. But if it doesn't, well, I probably won't continue making stories like this.
Please review!