Disclaimer: ...I don't own Kingdom Hearts. But, really, I do! See, *holds box up* lookie me boxxxxxxxxx!

Dingo: Shut the !@*#&^%$ up!

Me: Stop swearing!

Dingo: Neener. No!

Riku: Blah blah blah. Both of you shut up, we're hijacking this fanfic!

Sora: *Ties us to a chair*

Me: *Eye twitches* Can't...reach...keyboard!

Riku: And don't bother calling for help, no one can hear you!

Dingo: *chews on ropes*

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Riku: You know, I am actually not in love with Sora.

Sora: *on cellphone* Whaddaya mean, I have another fanfic in half an hour?! I'm busy!

Riku: ...Sora?

Sora: Shut up and leave me alone.

Riku: Grr... *tackles Sora*

Passing Fangirls: Haha! We knew it! Look, they're making out!

Sora: Ewwwww...thanks, Riku.

Riku: Bah. Shut up.

Ansem: It is I, Ansem, the ruler of Darkness!

Riku: What?!

Sora: We're going to interview him.

Riku: Why?

Sora: Because....it's...um, uh....

Ansem: Shut the #&$^ up already.

Riku: Ok, so...why did you become darkness itself?'

Ansem: I saw an ad on TV...by the way, do you know, yellow is just not your color?

Riku: *Eye twitches*

Dingo: Yer all #&*(^#@)*!

Sora: Bad Dingo.

Riku: I'm going to make myself a sandwich.

Sora: Okay!

Ansem: Wait...Riku says o-k,' but you say o-k-a-y.' Which is the correct spelling?

Sora: Ummmmm...erk?

Ansem: That is...not correct! You forfit and I take all your money, loser!

Sora:*Sniffle* Waaaaaaaah!

Riku: Be quiet Ansem, everyone knows you have problems.

Ansem: I confess! I want forgiveness! Forgive meeeeeeee!

Riku: Ok...you have to hug your best friend, apologize, and give him all your money. Then promise never to do it again.

Ansem: Best friend...hmmm... *Snatches Leon' as he walks by* *Hugs Leon'*

Leon: Oh my god! I thought I explained this already! I am not gay! I am...am...It's Ansem!

Riku: Are you a homophobe?!

Leon': Noooooooo...but I am scared of Cloud.

Cloud: Has anyone seen Sephiroth?

Ansem: And Cloud! *Hugs Cloud*

Cloud: Um, sorry, mister...but I will be true to my greatest love!

Sephiroth: Don't call me Sephy-poo.

Cloud: *Drags Sephiroth away*

Sora: Hello, what happened to me!?

Riku: And me!

(I'm getting sick of calling him Leon...' we all know he's Squall, but since it is Kingdom Hearts...Leon it is) Leon: Let's have a game show.

Ansem: Who wants to be a millionaire??

Sora: bzzzzt Me!

Ansem: That is correct! You win a million dollars!

Sora: bzzzzt Yay!

Riku: Well...that was...fun...

Dingo: Ha ha, I chewed my way free! Now I can take this fanfic back!

Leon: No opposable thumbs.

Dingo: #*&$^(@!#

Leon: *Gasp!*

Ansem: Come on, Leon, let's blow this popsicle joint!

Leon: Why do I feel the sudden urge to disco?

Riku: *sleeping* Mmmm...what nice leather pants...

Sora: Eeek! *wakes Riku*

Riku: Hmmm wha?

Sora: You were asleep!

Riku: Have you ever considered buying...leather pants!?!?

Sora: Umm...can we have a commercial break?

*Ansem and Mickey Walk Onscreen*

Ansem: Have you been shot?

Mickey: Or otherwise seriously injured?

Ansem: Well, here's Mickey The Hammer' Shapiro. Er...Mouse.

Mickey: We'll sue for you.

*Screen goes back to Sora, who is being tied to a chair by Dingo*

Sora: No! NO! Saaaaaaaaave me!

Dingo: Ha ha. @&#!*&^!!!

Riku: *already tied up* Some commercial.

Tarzan: Ugh. Ugga glug. Pug pug. Gum gum. Bum bug.

Sora: Bum bug?

Riku: *snorts*

Dingo: *Wearing apron, cooking waffles* Yummy in my tummy.

Sora: Why doesn't someone the #@$&@ save me?!

Riku: Sora! There are children!

Sora: *snidely* Don't fall asleep, Riku.

Riku: *Blush*

Dingo: Da tump ta tum dee doo, dump a da ta hara! La la la...

Ansem: You know, I think chess is for the people who have big minds.

Leon: Chess sucks.

Sora: *gnaws on ropes*

5 Minutes Pass

Sora: *gnaws on ropes*

Leon: Chess is for people with big minds.

Ansem: Chess sucks.

Dingo: Ok guys, I just can't let this go on. *Picks up Sora and Riku*
*throws them out the window* Ha ha.

Me: Way to go, Dingo! Untie me.

Dingo: Oooh, Courage the Cowardly Dog is on! My favorite!

Eustace: You stupid Dingo!

Me: Un...tie...me?

Dingo: Ha ha ha! That Courage is great!

Me: Dingo? ...Dingo?

*The lights turn off- we see my silhouette as the door closes.*

Me: Waah.