Summary: Sonny and Chad fight. They both decided never to talk to each other ever again. Who's going to give up first? Sonny/Chad

Usual Disclaimer: I don't own Sonny with a Chance, this is not affiliated with Sonny with a Chance, etc.

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"Chad, what is this?" Sonny asked, waving a piece of paper in from of Chad's face.

Chad tried to look at the it, his eyes following the flapping paper. "Would you stop waving it around like that?"

Sonny shook it in his face a couple more times for emphasis.

Chad attempted to snatch the paper, but pulled his hand away immediately. "OW! You gave me a papercut! No one gives papercuts to Chad Dylan Cooper."

"Yeah, whatever," said Sonny impatiently. "Look, what I want to know is why you set up a hallway schedule."

"Well," said Chad, "when I walk down the hallway, I don't really need to see Grady imitating Hannah Montana's Nobody's Perfect - complete with hipshaking."

Sonny frowned. "I thought the psychologist stopped that," she said, half to herself.

"Yeah, well, I thought the psychologist stopped you from talking to yourself," Chad pointed out.

"You're one to talk, Chad," Sonny snapped. "I thought you were due for an ego removal years ago!"

"What?" Chad said, offended. "Just because I'm amazing and I know it doesn't mean I have a big ego."

"I think you just proved my point," Sonny said, leaning back and crossing her arms, satisfied.

"You never even had a point," Chad said. "Your point was about as pointy as-" he paused, trying to think of something very un-pointy- "-as the most un-pointy-est thing in the world! OH!"

Sonny rolled her eyes. "Okay, back to the schedule. You can't control the hallway!"

"Sure I can!" said Chad. He struck a dramatic pose. "Because I am Chad Dylan Cooper!"

"Stop it, Chad!" Sonny snapped. "And look, on this schedule, So Random cast members can only use the hallway from midnight to eight in the morning! What are we supposed to do during the day?"

"Well, if I actually cared, which I don't, I would tell you to climb through the window. But I wouldn't tell you that. Because I don't care," Chad said.

Sonny blinked. "Chad, this is so stupid! So Random has just as much of the right to use the hallways as you do!"

"Nuh-uh!" said Chad. "Mackenzie Falls is WAY better than So Random!"

"No way!" said Sonny angrily. "So Random is quality entertainment."

""Sure," said Chad sarcastically. Just in case it wasn't obvious enough, he added, "That was sarcasm."

"It was?" Sonny asked sarcastically.

"Yeah," said Chad. "You see, this is why I'm a nice person. I'm always giving people helpul little hints like - Hey, was that sarcasm?"

"No, not at all."

"Yeah, see? Wait, are you being sarcastic?" asked Chad.

"I am being sarcastic!" Sonny snapped irritably.

"Okay, Sonny. But just so you know, So Random isn't funny," said Chad. "That was honesty," he added.

"So Random is for kids ages five and up," said Sonny,"so I wouldn't expect you to get any of the jokes."

Chad frowned. "What do you mean? I am-" -he counted on his fingers- "-WAY older than five."

Sonny just shook her head."I was talking about mental age."

Chad blinked, getting it. "Hey! You insulted me! And Mackenzie Falls is enjoyed by one hundred percent of our viewers!"

"Of course it is," said Sonny. "You are the only viewer, and you definitely enjoy watching your bad acting."

"Are you calling me a bad actor?"

"Yeah, I am!" said Sonny, lifting her chin up confidently.

"Well!" said Chad. "If I were a bad actor - which I'm NOT - you'd be a WORSE actress!"

"You're the WORST ACTOR EVER!" Sonny shouted, her voice rising.

"NO, YOU ARE! AND YOU'RE ALWAYS HAPPY - WHAT KIND OF WEIRDO'S ALWAYS HAPPY?" Chad yelled back.

"DO I SOUND HAPPY RIGHT NOW?" Sonny yelled.

"SO RANDOM IS SO RANDOMLY STUPID!" Chad shouted.

"WELL, WHAT IS MACKENZIE FALLS EVEN ABOUT?" Sonny demanded.

Chad paused, frowning. "Well, er, I don't really know. But I'm in it, so it must be good."

"Oh, whatever, Chad," said Sonny. "You can't stop us from going in the hallways."

"Wanna bet?"

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A/N: I'm actually not really a fan of Sonny with a Chance, but I am a big fan of the Sonny/Chad relationship. Personally, I think Chad is the most interesting love interest Disney has ever thought up. But I'll put up the second chapter today and maybe the third too. Review if you liked it! Review if you didn't! Constructive criticism is always appreciated.

xoxo Icy