Yes... I seem to be unable to stop posting badly written one shot crack fics. Coughs So enjoy... and I would like some reviews. I got this idea when I was reading another fic about Ryuk and apples by StarDustKat.
Disclaimer: If I had a cookie for every time that I had to write this disclaimer, I'd be really really well fed.
Apples!!!
Ryuk was twisting into pretzels in an attempt to alleviate his craving for apples. It had been five days, fifteen hours, thirty two minutes and forty – five seconds since he had eaten his last one. Raito had gone into confinement right afterwards. So, like a good shinigami, he was haunting Raito until the human's plan was put into action.
There was only so much a shinigami could take however and Ryuk was quickly approaching that limit.
"Aaapples," he groaned softly.
Raito turned and glared at him, before turning back to stare at the camera once again. Ryuk supposed that the self – proclaimed god had gotten really sick of hearing him say the word.
The craving suddenly escalated to a ten – fold of what it was mere moments ago. Ryuk felt his last resistance to leaving smashed faster than a human's foot on a cockroach. Slowly he got up and awkwardly hopped out of the room in his odd position.
The daylight was blinding compared to the dimly lit windowless room that he'd just left. The sun was shining, the birds were singing and there were many people about. Ryuk noticed none of this however, his craving for apples taking over any rational thought in his mind.
Ryuk hopped down the street looking desperately for apples of any kind. Suddenly, out of the corner of his eye, he spotted an apple vendor! If the question of the existence of apple vendors crossed anyone's mind, it was quickly erased as the authoress decided that they exist for the sake of the story. Not that they get much business though.
Ryuk foamed at the mouth and an evil gleam appeared in his eye. "APPLES!" he yelled. His body untwisted and he immediately rushed on all fours towards the unaware apple vendor.
The bored looking man shrieked in shock as his cart was knocked over by an unseen force. Apples went rolling in every direction and the man was knocked unconscious. Random people on the street pointed and gasped at the supernatural phenomenon that was happening in broad daylight. They leaned forward and gasped. Not only had the vendor's cart been pushed over by an invisible force, but now the apples were disappearing into thin air with a 'crunching' sound! This was followed by the sound of people either screaming and running in fear or snapping pictures.
As the last apple disappeared down Ryuk's throat he came back to his senses. To his amusement there were humans running around everywhere or taking photos.
"Hyukhyukhyuk," Ryuk cackled.
Humans were so much fun.