A/N: This is my fourth Christmas Carol Runescape spoof, hope you like it. It will make more sense if you know the lyrics.

O bustling town of Falador

O bustling town of Falador,
How reckless we see thee lie.
Above the concept of dreamless sleep,
They par-tay all day and night
Yet on the streets of Lum. noobs shineth
Falador never sees the like
The hopes and fears that come to noobish ears
Rest outside Falador tonight.

For the world is born of Guthix,
And gathered all above,
While minotaurs sleep the Imps and Goblins keep,
Their share of boots and gloves,
O morning gold upon the floor,
Proclaim simple n00bish bait,
And payment's done to those who succumb,
To the peace from the n00bish wait.

O (un)holy child of Zamorak,
Descend to the n00bs we pay,
Cast out their filth that ruined Gielinor,
And made us give them their way,
We hear the begs of them all day and night,
The great idiots persist
O go from us, abide by that,
Our hellish emn00buel.