Summary: AU. "This is a school, Mr Maxwell, not a playground!" Duo waved at the headmaster as he raced past. Implied 1x2.
Disclaimer: You know the ropes. I don't own Gundam Wing.
Playground Antics
"I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!" Duo chanted under his breath as he raced across the school grounds on his skateboard. He jumped up the steps to the entrance to the redbrick school and took off down the hall towards his classroom. His bag hung haphazardly off his shoulders and his hair was thrown into it traditional messy braid.
He turned expertly, and headed down a new corridor towards the language block, only to suddenly realise his mistake and change directions. He came to a stop abruptly.
"My office, Mr Maxwell." The headmaster was standing before him, hands on hips, glaring with enough power to force any student into submission.
Any student, that is, except Duo Maxwell.
Kicking off once more, and thanking the Gods for the non-slip flooring of the school corridors, Duo shot off, crashing non too gently into a wall and circling round the head.
"Sorry, sir, can't stop, you're making me late for class!"
Duo started towards his classroom, then thought better of it and stopped once more. Thinking he had come to his senses, the headmaster started towards him hopefully. Alas, it was not to be.
"And I have to return this to Anna Perkins," Duo added, taking a piece of cloth from his pocket and waving it lazily. "She forgot it in my room last night." With a laugh, he took off once more.
With a sigh, the headmaster headed for his office. It was only when he reached it that he realised what it was that Duo had waved at him. A thong.
He ran his hand through his receding hair. He was absolutely going to be scarred for life by the time Duo Maxwell had graduated.
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After school that afternoon, the headmaster was reprimanding Duo in his office. It had taken him the whole day- Duo seemed to be an expert in avoiding unwanted staff members- but he had finally had the opportunity to invite him into his office for a little "chat".
"This is a school, an educational facility, Mr Maxwell, not a playground. We have a reputation to uphold. And you are fifteen, not five, so it would be preferable of you to act that way.
Duo just sighed and rolled his eyes, already planning who he would pretend his sister's thong belonged to tomorrow, to scar some poor teacher's mind sufficiently.
After all, that was the main reason why he came to school. and besides, it wasn't as if he actually slept with the girls. Heero would never allow that.
… FIN …
Eh, a bit perverted and not really my usual stuff, but my friend liked it and I thought what the hell? So I posted it. Thanks for reading and reviewing.
x Nikki x