Author's Note: I got this at Amused.com, and I played that mad-libs game, and it turn out like this…NO FLAMES!!!!! R/R!!!!
Disclamer: Saturday night live owns Celebrity Jeopardy, and amused.com owns that madlibs version of it, Ms. Rowlings owns Harry Potter and co., and French Stuart, Sean Connery and Adam Sandler owns themselves.
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This is Celebrity Jeopardy!
Alex: Welcome to this week's episode of Celebrity Jeopardy! We've had an exciting week so far. Big winners for charity last week include French Stuart with minus 2,000 dollars, Sean Connery with negative a million dollars and Adam Sandler with 2 dollars. I'm not sure anyone can earn 2 dollars, but let's continue with our game. Today we have new people play like the famous Harry Potter. Welcome Harry Potter.
Harry: Thanks Alex, and let me just say that I'm ready to i'll kick ur ass.
Alex: You're not playing against me, you asshole. Next, we have the athletic champion Ron Weasley.
Ron Weasley: Where's my shoes?!? Where's my shoes?!? I'm ready Coach! Put me in!
Alex: Good God, where do we find these people? And finally, we have Oscar winning actress Hermione Granger. Welcome Hermione Granger.
Hermione Granger: Oh it's so nice to be here. OK so I'll start. Bachelor number one, What size is your penis??
Alex: No, no this isn't "The Dating Game," you cow. Look enough OK, let's just get started. Our categories for the first round are: "comedy Films," "F-Words," "yuck Animals," "Stuff You Ate for breakfast Today" and finally "Game Show Hosts on 'Celebrity Jeopardy!'." Harry, why do you pick the first category?
Harry: Aha! You've made the unfortunate mistake of letting me choose the first question! You assholeish excuse for a cow!
Alex: Once again, you are not competing against me.
Harry: Oh, you can only dream Trebek.
Alex: Will you please just pick a category, Harry!
Harry: Alright, alright, I'll try "Fwords" for $2,000.
Alex: No that's "F-Words," not "Fwords." Fwords isn't even a real word.
Harry: That's just part of my strategy, you bitchy, SOB!
Alex: Ok, not you're not even making any sense. All right enough, I'll pick the category. Let's try "Game Show Hosts on 'Celebrity Jeopardy!'" for $200. And the answer is, "This person is the host of Celebrity Jeopardy!."
Ron Weasley: (buzzes in first) John Lennon!
Alex: No, he wasn't even a game show host. Let's try another dollar amount in that category, how about $400. And the answer is, "Come on, this is an easy one, he's the host of Celebrity Jeopardy!."
Hermione Granger: (buzzes in first) All right, Bachelor #2, if you were a ice cream, what flavor would you be?
Alex: I said, this isn't "The Dating Game!" You know what I'll give the money to charity. Any charity you want. this dude, which charity are you playing for?
Ron Weasley: I'm playing for Limp Bizkit and the folks at That 70's Show.
Alex: No! Those aren't charities! My God, that's it! Game's over. I'm going home. Nobody wins. Just go! No fuck Final Jeopardy! Go!
Harry: I guess that means I win! AHAHAHAHA! I'm the champion! I'm the ruler! I'm the king! That means I get to keep the money I win! fuck my charity! It's mine, I tell you, mine!
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-A/N- okay, that was sort of stupid, retarded in a way but I had to post it…Review please..no flames!!!!!
Disclamer: Saturday night live owns Celebrity Jeopardy, and amused.com owns that madlibs version of it, Ms. Rowlings owns Harry Potter and co., and French Stuart, Sean Connery and Adam Sandler owns themselves.
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This is Celebrity Jeopardy!
Alex: Welcome to this week's episode of Celebrity Jeopardy! We've had an exciting week so far. Big winners for charity last week include French Stuart with minus 2,000 dollars, Sean Connery with negative a million dollars and Adam Sandler with 2 dollars. I'm not sure anyone can earn 2 dollars, but let's continue with our game. Today we have new people play like the famous Harry Potter. Welcome Harry Potter.
Harry: Thanks Alex, and let me just say that I'm ready to i'll kick ur ass.
Alex: You're not playing against me, you asshole. Next, we have the athletic champion Ron Weasley.
Ron Weasley: Where's my shoes?!? Where's my shoes?!? I'm ready Coach! Put me in!
Alex: Good God, where do we find these people? And finally, we have Oscar winning actress Hermione Granger. Welcome Hermione Granger.
Hermione Granger: Oh it's so nice to be here. OK so I'll start. Bachelor number one, What size is your penis??
Alex: No, no this isn't "The Dating Game," you cow. Look enough OK, let's just get started. Our categories for the first round are: "comedy Films," "F-Words," "yuck Animals," "Stuff You Ate for breakfast Today" and finally "Game Show Hosts on 'Celebrity Jeopardy!'." Harry, why do you pick the first category?
Harry: Aha! You've made the unfortunate mistake of letting me choose the first question! You assholeish excuse for a cow!
Alex: Once again, you are not competing against me.
Harry: Oh, you can only dream Trebek.
Alex: Will you please just pick a category, Harry!
Harry: Alright, alright, I'll try "Fwords" for $2,000.
Alex: No that's "F-Words," not "Fwords." Fwords isn't even a real word.
Harry: That's just part of my strategy, you bitchy, SOB!
Alex: Ok, not you're not even making any sense. All right enough, I'll pick the category. Let's try "Game Show Hosts on 'Celebrity Jeopardy!'" for $200. And the answer is, "This person is the host of Celebrity Jeopardy!."
Ron Weasley: (buzzes in first) John Lennon!
Alex: No, he wasn't even a game show host. Let's try another dollar amount in that category, how about $400. And the answer is, "Come on, this is an easy one, he's the host of Celebrity Jeopardy!."
Hermione Granger: (buzzes in first) All right, Bachelor #2, if you were a ice cream, what flavor would you be?
Alex: I said, this isn't "The Dating Game!" You know what I'll give the money to charity. Any charity you want. this dude, which charity are you playing for?
Ron Weasley: I'm playing for Limp Bizkit and the folks at That 70's Show.
Alex: No! Those aren't charities! My God, that's it! Game's over. I'm going home. Nobody wins. Just go! No fuck Final Jeopardy! Go!
Harry: I guess that means I win! AHAHAHAHA! I'm the champion! I'm the ruler! I'm the king! That means I get to keep the money I win! fuck my charity! It's mine, I tell you, mine!
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-A/N- okay, that was sort of stupid, retarded in a way but I had to post it…Review please..no flames!!!!!