How Conkers And Freakazoid Are The Same And Different
It doesn't matter if we're a squirrel with a drinking problem
Who doesn't know what he did when he was out for the count
Or being a crazy superhero inside one's head
After a computer chip malfunction turns a computer geek
Into a superhero he never ever dreamed of
While Conkers with his foul mouth and dirty mind
Loves to mess with yours and the bad guys heads