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Author's Note: I drew this, then got the idea for a fic! Check out my pics on DeviantART if you want! Don't read if you don't like.
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Duncan rolled over onto the other side of his bunk and groaned. He sighed, sat up and rubbed his eyes. Duncan tried to go back to sleep, but with little avail. He hopped out of bed and started on his push-ups. He put his hands together to form a diamond, his chest about to reach the shag carpet, but something was obstructing his way…
Duncan looked down and screamed.
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"AHHH!!" DJ heard a shrill scream.
"AHHH!!!" DJ yelled as he fell out of his top bunk. "Ow…" he brought his hands to rub his butt after falling, but noticed how soft, smooth and small they were. Almost as if they were girl hands…
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"Dude!" Geoff threw his covers off himself. "What is with the screaming? I'm trying to sleep here," he groaned groggily.
"Sorry, du-" DJ stopped himself as he blinked rapidly, looking at Geoff. Duncan joined him, looking at Geoff as if he were a ghost.
Geoff opened his eyes and saw two girls staring wide-eyed at him. "… Chicks' cabins that way," Geoff pointed to behind them.
"We know," Duncan nodded slowly. Geoff looked at DJ and Duncan, confused and got up out of bed. He looked down at himself and felt two things that weren't there when he went to bed the night before. Geoff dashed to the nearest mirror and saw his reflection, a beautiful blonde girl with a short cropped layered styled hair. Blue piercing eyes and soft tanned skin finished off the girl's appearance.
Geoff raised his hand in the mirror and his reflection did the same.
"That's you man," DJ replied. "I mean, girl."
Geoff turned back and studied Duncan and DJ intently. Duncan had silky black hair that brushed his (or her) shoulders, a messy green faux-hawk, mischievous blue eyes and a killer figure. DJ's facial hair was gone and he had long black hair that went to his (or her) back, black eyes and like Duncan, well developed assets.
"…" was all Geoff could muster.
"Dude! We're chicks!" Duncan shook Geoff violently.
"… Yeah," Geoff looked down at his oversized clothes.
"I'm sure there's a perfectly logical explanation for all of this," DJ started.
"Chris." The three said at the same time.
"Figures," Duncan groaned.
"You know what I just realized?" Geoff sighed.
"What?" DJ asked.
"I can't make out with Bridge like this," Geoff said sadly.
Duncan hit him upside the head. "Are you kidding? That's should be the least of our worries! I don't know about you guys, but I don't wanna be stuck like this!" Duncan panicked.
"Just calm down, you guys," DJ exclaimed. "We'll find a way out of this…"
"Wait," Duncan looked up. "Maybe we're not the only guys like this…"
DJ, Geoff and Duncan tip-toed to the other bunks, but saw Harold, Owen, Justin and Trent manly as ever.
"Ooh…" DJ and Geoff oogled at Justin.
"Snap out of it!" Duncan hit them upside the head.
When DJ and Geoff were finally unhypnotized, Duncan started.
"We're gonna need clothes… And other chick needs," he said.
"Chocolate?" Geoff asked.
"Exactly," Duncan nodded.
"We're gonna need names…" DJ started.
Geoff and Duncan raised their eyebrows.
"DJ can work for me, but what about you two?" DJ continued. "We can't call you Geoff and Duncan if you're girls…"
"How about Diana?" Geoff chirped him.
"That works," DJ nodded. Duncan mumbled something his (or her) breath.
"Thanks, Jess," Duncan said sarcastically.
DJ, Diana and Jess agreed on their new names.
"No problem, dude," Jess laughed. "Er… Dudette."
"Where do you think we'll find clothes?" Diana asked.
"Honestly, Chris'll have some in his trailer," DJ replied.
Diana and Jess just looked at him, disgusted.
"What? He might have a girlfriend!" DJ exclaimed.
"Chef Hatchet?" Diana rang in.
"Aw, forget about it," DJ shook her head.
After some time, Diana snuck into the girls' trailer and grabbed some underwear and bottoms for the trio.
"How the heck at we supposed to put this on?" Jess held a bra upside down.
Diana and DJ just smacked their foreheads.
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Diana kept her many piercing and spiked jewelry as did Jess with her hat. DJ wore her green T-shirt, but had to tie a rubber band at the bottom, and a pair of short blue shorts. Diana wore her skull shirt in the same fashion that DJ had worn hers and a pairing of dark skinny jeans. Jess had buttoned up the first two buttons of her pink shirt and wore short blue shorts too. The three finished applying their make-up and Diana finished redoing her faux-hawk.
"Now I know why it takes chicks so long to get ready," Diana said. She looked at herself in the mirror.
"We look good," Jess grinned.
"I wonder why Chris hasn't sounded his alarm yet…?" DJ looked at the time, 10 AM in the morning.
"Ugh," Trent hopped out of bed and headed towards the bathroom.
"You hear that?" Diana looked around.
"Crap," DJ muttered.
"We've gotta go," Jess said urgently.
Trent walked in and saw three stunningly gorgeous girls standing around.
"…" he fainted.
"Let's get out of here," Jess led them out of the window. DJ and Diana hopped out behind her.
Diana stopped running.
"Okay, I can't stand this anymore," she declared. "These two things," she motioned to her boobs, "… are annoying the heck out of me. They won't stop jiggling!"
"I feel ya," DJ replied. "I wanna be a guy again."
Jess pinched herself on the arm.
"What'd you do that for?" Diana asked.
"I wanted to make sure that I wasn't dreaming. I had a dream like this before," Jess answered. "… Except I didn't have pants or ice cream."
"You don't have ice cream, now," DJ said slowly.
"Seriously? That bites," Jess groaned.
"Focus, people!" Diana exclaimed.
"We are we headed?" DJ asked.
"We should try to see if the host-dude did this," Jess suggested.
"Good call," Diana rubbed her chin. "Crap. I miss that goatee I had!"
The three beauties searched the abandoned the set until they stumbled upon Chris's cabin.
DJ knocked. "Open up, dude!!"
"Step aside," Diana ran into the door, forcing it open. Jess and DJ followed her inside. The three girls just stopped and stared in awe of the luxury of Chris's trailer.
"This place is nice!" DJ exclaimed.
"Tell me about it!" Jess added. "I could seriously-"
Jess was interrupted by a loud, deafening, ear-shattering scream.
"That doesn't sound good…" Jess stated.
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In his room, Chris was sitting up in his stylish bed with silk sheets frantically. He held a mirror close to his face and he couldn't believe his eyes.
DJ, Diana and Jess raced into the bedroom and started laughing when they saw him. Chris looked at them, bewildered.
"Hey, there, Christine!" Diana smirked.
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