This story is mostly about Evan and bashing him. Some of the X-Men have been captured and sent to a mutant experiment facility, and it is up to the others to save them, but what about Evan?

When Kitty woke up, she wasn't alone in her cell. There were three other mutants in there with her. Two were Rogue and Remy, they were making out. They were all over each other. Kitty slowly got up, and looked over at the unconscious guy. Then the 'couple' stopped making out and looked at her.

"She's awake." The Rogue said to Remy who was on top of her. "Y'ah alright sugah?" she said to Kitty with a heavy southern accent.

"I guess so." Kitty replied with a crack in her voice. She was very thirsty, her throat was so dry.

"Bonjour chere. Remy wasn't sure you were eva goin ta wake up."

"We wah bored." Rogue laughed pushing Remy off of her, both of them sitting up.

" Who's that, is that Scott?" Kitty said pointing to the unconscious guy on the floor.

" Yah its Scott. Ah guess he got captured too. Jean will be back for him if not us." Before Kitty could what happened, she was interrupted by a dark skinned boy with blonde hair yelling and screaming in a different cell across from theirs. Next to him, an enormous mutant who was complaining about some smell.

"ROGUE! LOOK OUT BEHIND YOOOOU!!!! IT'S GAMBIT FROM THE ACOLYTES!!!!RUN!!!" the blonde kid said.

"Evan yah idiot! Ah know that! We're...friends.

"So? He's a bad guy! A meanie!" Evan wailed.

"Evan, what smells SO bad?!" the bigger mutant in Evan's cell asked him, interrupting him from talking to Rogue.

"Oh sorry Fred, I didn't have a shower after I ate. Ya know how it is, eating a delicious diaper of poop and then smearing it all over yourself, enjoying it so much, in all its warmth, and tantalizing aroma, you just CAN'T take a shower after!" Evan squealed joyfully. He then smiled, revealing shit brown stained teeth. Fred quivered after Evan shared that unwanted piece of information.

"EEWWW!!! Evan, stay away from me...you're...you're...DIRTY!" Fred cried holding his nose, and also pleased his slow mind came up with something to say. Evan fell on his ass and curled up into a little butterball and cried insanely.

Kitty, Rogue, Remy, and obviously Fred were all quite disturbed after that. Kitty turned to Rogue and said "Ew! Like he is so totally disgusting." Rogue laughed and said "Everyone hates Evan, we only put up with that twisted little sicko because he just happens to be Ororo's nephew. Kitty hoped they could get out of here as soon as possible.

Back at the X-mansion...

"Professer! Vhat vill ve do?! Vat about Keety?!" a furry blue Kurt yelled.

"Calm down Kurt. Let's be reasonable on this. We need a plan to get them out. We can't just go back there and get them out." Professor Xavier replied.

"Scott is trapped in there! We can't leave them all for long! What if something bad happens to them?!" an upset and worried Jean cried.

"Do not worry, Jean we will get them back." Storm said trying to comfort Jean.

"We'll go back tomorrow and get them Charles. I've got a plan." growled Logan.

"Well, please do share this plan." Xavier nodded.

The next day...

Kitty woke up to see that Scott had wakened up. "Hey. You're up." Kitty said, not really knowing what to say.

"Unfortunately. I can't believe that I, the leader of the X-Men, allowed myself to be caught. I was careless." an unhappy Scott replied.

"Well it's not your fault they have collars that can control your powers." Kitty said looking at the visor in his hands. "Wow, your eyes are so blue!" she mused, then looking over at the sleeping Rogue and Remy, together in a tangle of legs and arms.

Just then, some more of Trask's men came over to their cell in their black suits.

"Oh great." Kitty said frowning.

"I want you to bring mutant 436 to the lab again." Trask said.

"TRASK! I knew it was you! You are going to pay for this!" Scott raged as Kitty was taken out of the cell. Scott tried to help Kitty from being taken away, but was forced to back off when electric cattle prods were taken out.

"Is this what you have come to Trask? You are scared of us? Why not fight man to man?" Scott fumed.

"I am simply evening out the odds against me and humankind." Trask replied with an evil smile.

I hope you like the next chapter, I laughed so hard while proof reading it!