AllPowefulDaisy: Wow, I haven't been on in a LONG time! Please don't sue me, I've been really busy and I just randomly stopped writing for some reason… Yeah, I'm really rusty, so suggestions are appreciated! Just no flaming.
Roy: Eh?
Ed: Your master, the omnipotent Daisy, does not own Fullmetal Alchemist or Fruits Basket.
APD: -cries- Well, enjoy chapter 1 of Fullmetal Furuba! Oh, by the way, parentheses are author's notes, kay?
"Urg… my head…" Edward Elric came to consciousness. He sat up and looked at his surroundings. Nothing out of the ordinary. Just some woods. A house. The Flame Alchemist.
"What did you do this time, Fullmetal?" Roy snapped.
"I didn't to anything!" Ed retorted.
"Where are the others?"
"Where are WE?"
Just then, the house's paper door slid open, revealing a man of about 27 wearing a kimono.
"Well, what do we have here?" Shigure asked rhetorically. "You must be Edward and Roy."
"Wha- how did you know that?" Ed asked, amazed.
"Hm, they told me you here short, but-"
"WHO'RE YOU CALLING A VERTICALLY CHALLENGED MIDGIT WHO NEEDS TO STAND ON A BOX JUST TO SEE OVER A DESK!"
Just as he was about to jump on Shigure, Roy grabbed the back of Ed's shirt, holding him back. "Calm down shrimp." Ed shot him his evilest death glare at Roy. He ignored it and turned to Shigure. "Who told you about us?"
"Oh! They're just inside! They told me that they're friends of yours."
"Brother!" A certain suit of armor came outside.
"Al!"
"Are you alright?" the younger Elric inquired.
"Yeah, I'm fine." Ed pulled himself away from Roy. (Probably reluctantly –muahaha!-)"What happened?"
"I'm not sure. I think someone transmuted us here."
"That's not possible, you dope!"
"It is in the world of fanfiction!"
Ed pondered this for a moment. "You have a point there. Who're you?" he said at Shigure. (That's right, said AT!)
"Shigure Sohma. And I apologize for the height comment."
"WOULD YOU JUST-"
"What the hell's goin' on down there?" came a voice from the roof. The orange-headed boy peeked over the edge to see what was causing the commotion.
"NO! DON'T DO IT! SUICIDE ISN'T THE ANSWER!" Al screamed in panic.
"I'm not gonna kill myself, moron! Even if I do jump, I'll be fine!" Kyo proved his point by leaping off the roof.
"Whoa…" Ed, Al, and Roy said in unison. Kyo had landed lightly on his feet without getting so much as a bruise.
"Stupid cat, do you always have to pull stunts like that?" A slender, purple-haired teen walked into the… yard…
"Shut up, you damn rat!"
"How many people live here?" Roy intervened, sensing an argument fast approaching.
"Well, before you and your friends came, it was the three of us and Miss Honda." Yuki answered.
"So who's this Miss-"
"Is everyone alright?" The over-happy slut- I MEAN the…kind… caring… girl-like creature had finally entered the scene. Ed couldn't help but notice that Al got slightly nervous when she came.
"Uh… hello, Tohru! W-We're fine, no need to worry!"
'How cute.' Ed thought to himself. 'But if Winry-'
WHOOSH!
The wrench went flying past his head before even noticed that Winry, Riza, and Maes had come out as well.
"Could you have been out of it any longer? I was worried SICK about you!"
"If you're so worried, Winry, maybe you shouldn't be throwing meta-"
WHOOSH!
Screwdriver.
APD: Yeah. Lame, I know, but it's just an idea. Tell me what you think! If people like it I'll keep writing!