((Hey everyone! This is my first solkat fanfic so I hope you all like it! I'll hopefully update every week or two but idk cus now it's summer and it won't be forever. Anyways... it may have some dark parts fair warning but I will tell you when! Love you all ~Kara))

Sollux awoke with a start. He sat up quickly and looked around, examining his surroundings. Suddenly, there was throbbing and sharp pain in his chest and his head. He laid back down and continued looking around as best as possible. He was in a room with plain walls with a few lame paintings on them. There was only one chair, places right next to where he was laying. There were machines all over the place, and he was attached to some. A hospital? How the hell did he get there, Where exactly was he?... WHO exactly was he?

He tried desperately to remember something, anything. It was dreadfully hard. He felt as if he should have information, but for some reason didn't. It was like a bad connection to his own brain.

He could barely even remember his own name, but eventually remembered that it was Sollux. Other than that, he remembered nothing. Well, nothing except for one word. Karkat. A word? A name? He didn't know for sure. But he knew he should know.

Suddenly, The door to his room burst opened, and a man in a white lab coat walked in. The man in the coat looked down at Sollux after noticing that he was awake.

"Wwell good morning there sleepyhead," the man said with a strange accent and a slight chuckle. Sollux looked up and stared at the man. He looked stereotypical for a doctor, except he had his black hair slicked back with a purple streak right in the middle. He also wore a pair of black plastic hipster glasses which made him look like a hipster fag. Sollux could immediately tell that he didn't like the man, and shouldn't be near him. And, from the looks of it, the man seemed to have strange feelings towards Sollux as well.

"What are you gawking at captor? Do I have something in my teeth?" He jokingly said, clearly attempting to amuse Sollux. "Anyywwayys, back to the matter at hand. You've been out for 34 hours, you have 4 broken ribs, a broken tibia, a twisted ankle, a strained neck, and some brain damage, but you'll live. Must have been some car crash you were in. What were you even doing? Managing to run into a pole like that. Probably texting one of your loser friends.. But that's not the point. The point is you're here, and you're injured pretty badly." The purple haired man droned on. He eventually looked up from his clipboard and noticed that Sollux was still looking at him strangely. He stopped talking, thank god.

"Um.. I'm thorry," oh great, he had a lisp. Fan-fucking-tastic. "but I don't remember a car crash, in fact I don't remember anything. What am I doing here? And who are you?" Sollux asked, his head spinning from all of this information being shoved into his next to empty brain.

"Whehehehehe, you've got to be joking. You don't remember Sol? You're kidding right? Pull a big prank on your x? That's just cruel," The man said. Ex? Sollux had dated this hipster? He didn't seem like his type.. In fact, he SEEMED the exact opposite. Then again sollux didn't exactly know what his type was. But the man was attractive he supposed.

"Uh... No actually. Thorry mithter uh.. Whatth your name?" Sollux said, god his voice was terrible. His infernal lisp dominated his speech patterns.

"Well, I guess if you don't remember, I might want to give you some information... Not because I like you, but as a doctor helping a patient." The man said. He sat down on a chair next to the bed. "Let's begin the facts, and no extra information, and Ill try and be as nice as possible"

"Um... Thankth I gueth... Mithter...?" Sollux looked at the doctor, and asked again, although the past few times the doctor didn't seem to acknowledge the question. Sollux didn't really understand what was happening... He was in a hospital, he just woke up from a coma of some sort, he was very injured due to some car accident that he didn't remember, and his doctor claimed to be his ex boyfriend and was about to try and explain his entire life in a brief period of time. That seemed about right, and it all made zero sense to Sollux right now.

Thinking too hard gave him a headache. It was as if he was searching for the missing memories, clawing at his own mind trying to bring them back, but it was useless, and his brain just overheated. Before he could continue trying to sort out his thought process, the doctor finally began speaking again.

"Well, you were born in a palace byy the sea. Oh wait no that was me. Not you. Just a little joke... Oh whatever" he said, chuckling to himself. God this man was insufferable, sollux already despised him and he had known him for less than 10 minutes. How on earth had he ever dated him? Maybe the doctor was lying.. But he didn't see why he would. Jesus Christ. If Sollux had dated this hipster jackass, who the hell even was he before he woke up in the hospital?

"Sol? Are yyou even listening to me?" The doctor asked, sounding offended.

"Oh uh.. Huh? Yeah thorry I wath jutht trying to thort out my thoughtth" he lisped to his 'ex'.

"Alright then... anyways, your name is Sollux Captor, though I think you remember that. You wwere adopted by your fathers as a baby, and they cared for you and loved you like their own. Yyou have been bullied since you wwere young because of it, and because you have an uncanny ability to hack computers and other electronics, so people think you're a nerd. Which... You are." Computers, yes that sounded about right. Sollux felt like he had finally heard something important out of this tool's mouth. The doctor droned on about Sollux's sad lonely childhood, and sollux hardly paid attention, then the man acted upset, and that pulled Sollux's focus back on him. "Yet somehow you ended up with about 4x the amount of friends I've ever had. Sorry, I didn't mean to get personal. Anyways, you started hanging out with that asshole Karkat," Karkat, that was the name. He must be important. Sollux seemed to remember tangly brown hair and a scowl.. "...and those boys Tavros and Gamzee," the doctor continued "and after that I don't really know what happened..." The doctor trailed off, and Sollux realized that that was about all the information he was going to get from him. That was perfectly okay with him, frankly that weird accent was starting to freak him out, and piss him off.

"Thankth for the info.. One more question if you don't mind anthwering, what is your name? And why do you have thuch a grudge againtht me?" Sollux asked, praying to god that it didn't offend the doctor. He didn't know why, but he did not want to get this man angry. He felt like there would be negative repercussions.

"Oh, I completely forgot that you didn't remember my name. I'm Eridan, or doctor Ampora to you. Whehehe. As for wwhat yyou DID to me, that's a long story. It all starte.."

Before Eridan could even finish the word he was on, the door to Sollux's room slammed open, and suddenly a figure burst through it.

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