A/N: Hi again! Well I just heard mojo in the morning phone scams and it was funny! It's about a bride-to-be having her dress set on fire and she has to get a new dress in three weeks. but instead of her going off on inu aka mojo she will start to cry and you'll find out on the rest later. so read!!!!!!
Dis- No I don't own Inuyasha or mojo in the morning phone scams. I wish on the Inuyasha not on mojo.
who: Kagome as her self
Inuyasha as mojo
david random guy I made up
and this is a partly word for word phone scam. I changed it a little bit.
Blushing bride
"haha I feel so sorry about this next girl her husband-to-be sesshomaru wanted us to call her and tell her something about the dress and I gots the thing that would do good."
§Ring,ring§
"Hello?"
"Ya hello is this Kagome?"
"yes hello this is Kagome."
"ya hey Kagome this is Yuki kyotoko from the bride and co. store."
"I'm sorry who?"
"Yuki kyotoko from the bride and co. store."
"Oh ok."
"Ya first congrats are in order for your special day in uh three weeks."
"Oh thank you."
"It's just wonderful baby cakes. Best wishes on you and the old man."
"Um thank you."
"Ya I'm calling about the wedding gown."
"Oh yes."
"You ordered the mat saten off the shoulder with the sweetheart neckline and chaple stile train?"
"Yes that's the one."
"Ok now the unplesntries unforunatly we're gonna have to have you come in and go thru store stock."
"Um I'm sorry what?"
"ya we're gonna need you to come in and go thru floor modles. We have over 120 styles to choose from."
"I'm sorry I don't understand what your saying."
"The gown you picked out will not be ready for your wedding."
"No it is ready I was just in a week ago to get the final alterations."
"I know the customers is always right but I got to dissagree on this fact because your gown will not be ready and I'm seggesting that you come in and take a look around."
"No. Um what exactly is wrong with it?"
"How about a nice victoriane lace or-"
"No. No what is wrong with my dress?"
"well hears the thing, um cause I can tell your not gonna be happy until I tell you."
"No I bet I won't."
"Well we have a guy in the warehouse and he said he was bored and I know thats no exuse but he acedently set your dress on fire."
"WHAT!"
"Ya there was an acedent in the werehouse."
"I'm sorry you set my dress on fire!"
"Ya I could tell your gonna be angry."
"Ya I am very angry about this does David know this?"
"Well David knows and I explaned it to him and I didn't know that satten was flamable."
"What did he have to say!"
"Wow it went up like it had oil on it."
" -Sob- well you better get it remaid!"
"Well thats not gonna be easy to do I mean the plans for it were burned up to."
"WHAT! -sobs uncontrolably- w-well you b-better be fucking paying me for a n-new dress b-because I paid almost $600 dollers to get that dress!"
"Ok I tell you what."
"WHAT! WHAT THE FUCK!"
"You were phone scamed."
"What?"
"Ya you were phoned scamed! your husband-to-be sesshomaru called it in and asked to phone scam you. your dress is really ok."
"SESSHOMARU! GET YOUR ASS DOWN HEAR NOW!"
§Can hear mojo fall out of chair and a thump on the phone§
"Ok well I'm sorry to get you scared and all."
§click§
"Well I hope my bro sesshomaru will be Ok after kagome yells at him. well until next time this is mojo in the morning! Peace out!"
A/N: Well what did you think? Please let me know! Peace out! Lol I like that phrase!