AUTHOR'S NOTE: FIRST: THANX FOR CHOOSING MY FAN FIC SECOND: I OWN NOTHING EXCEPT FOR MAYBE MY FRINDS *EVIL LAUGH* THIRD: EVEN THOUGH THIS STORY IS UNDER TWILIGHT IT HAS A LOT OF RANDOM STORIES IN IT SO I WASN'T SURE WHERE TO PUT IT ^^ ANY WHO PLEASE REVIEW! CONSTRUCTIVE REVIEWS PLZ ENJOY!
CHAPTER ONE
*10 AM IN HAYLEE'S BED ROOM THURSDAY*
HAYLEE: *WAKES UP. SEES ERICK NIGHT IN BED*
ERICK: *MUMMBLES* "Five more minutes mommy…."
HAYLEE: *KICKS ERICK OUT OF BED. ERICK GOES FLYING. CRASHES* "I ain't your mommy!" *GOES TO BATHROOM*
*IN COMES EDWARD IN PINK APRON HOLDING A BOWL AND A SPOON*
EDWARD: "Good morning Haylee."
HAYLEE: *FLIES OUT OF BATHROOM TO EDWARD TACKLE/HUG* "Good morning honey."
EDWARD: "You're in a good mood."
HAYLEE: *PURS* "That's because you're here."
ERICK: "What the hell? I'm on the floor with a bloody nose and you run to Eddy? I need love too!"
HAYLEE:"You want love? Go see Damian."
ERICK: *SHOCK*
*IN THE BACKGROUND OVEN BEEPS*
EDWARD: "The muffins are done." *leaves*
ERICK: *WATCHES EDWARD LEAVE* "Hey are you sure that Edward isn't a little 'I'm here. I'm queer?" *STANDS UP*
HAYLEE: *GRABS A VERY HEAVY VASE. THROWS IT AT HIM BACK DOWN*"Don't ever call Edward gay again! *stomps off*
ERICK: *ON FLOOR*"Someone heeeellllp! I'm bleeding!"
AFTER BREAKFAST IN HAYLEE'S LINING ROOM: HAYLEE/EDWARD/ERICK/MIKE
HAYLEE: "I'm going to CC's house. Anyone wanna come?'
EDWARD:"I will. I think Erick is mad at me." * POINTS TO A GLARING ERICK ON SOFA*
ERICK: "You bet your muffin' bakin' ass I'm mad!"
HAYLEE: *IGNORES*
MIKE: "I smell a fight! I need to see Jasper and Emmett so we can place a bet."
HAYLEE: "Whatever. Let's go."
*Ahh that was a lot for me. changing fonts when your hyped up on caffeine isn't all that fun. So did ya like it? Yes? No? Review and tell me! ^_^*
(hmm it'skinda short now that i see it. well, the next one will be longer)