I know this is pretty random, but last year or the year before my science teacher made an example of inertia/momentum and it had my friend Brittany and I running down hill with a shopping cart full of Twinkies. No kidding. Funny enough it sounded like something we might actually do. So I wanted to incorporate the example into a story so I can never forget it. Wasn't sure how an Autobot might end up doing this, so why not switch to the Decepticons? Here's to you Mr.V.
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Random had taken over for this. At the moment he was sitting inside a large metal cage that the humans were using as a makeshift cell. And he was enjoying every minute of it. He even liked the part where he got taken down by a bunch of humans. But let's rewind a bit.
About five hours ago:
Blackarachnia, being part organic, needed organic food. And this is how the ever eccentric Blitzwing got ended up at a grocery store. Had Icy or Angry been in charge, they would've blown her off and continued on with their day. But unfortunately Blitzwing had been hit over the head that morning by Starscream and was having a few technical difficulties. Big surprise there.
After scaring the living hell out of everyone when he tore the ceiling up to get a look inside, he continued to grab whatever he thought looked edible. Too bad he was a robot that didn't know the difference between a bottle of bleach and a gallon of orange juice.
But when he peered into the snack area he found a lone little boy chowing down on some strange yellow thing. "Vat are jou eating?" The little boy looked up at the giant robot and his eyes got huge. "Oh..Ah…Twinkie?" The boy held the strange thing up towards Blitzwing and with his scanners looked it over. Looks odd. It seems to be a squishy kind of bread with a creamy filling inside. Maybe Blackarachnia would like it! He reached out and grabbed the entire stand that had boxes of Twinkies on it and then stuffed them into a metal contraption that had wheels on it.
When the cops showed up he did that gesture with his hand that humans are always doing to each when they were angry. What it meant he had no idea but at least it looked like fun. He then started to push the cart along with his foot back towards the base. But since he kicked the cart downhill, Gravity decided to just mess him up completely. This means that it began to pick up speed and then flip over at the bottom, spilling its cream-filled cargo onto the street.
He raced down the hill, picked up as many of the things as he could, and then hauled down Main Street with several noisy police cars on his tailpipe and him. (Does he even have a tailpipe? I can't remember or be bothered to look.) As he ran he couldn't help but drop some of the treats which made a perfect trail for the police to follow. He didn't get too far before a police helicopter flew in from above and sent out an electrical transmission and fried his internal system. At first his entire being jolted, his joints locked up and then fell flat on his chest. He was now not only incapacitated by a bunch of humans on a street full of people who had been video taking the scene with their phones to post everything on the internet, his face had also fallen onto one of the boxes so there was cream and yellow sweet bread all over.
And now here he was, giggling to himself at the little incident that had become a web sensation in just a few short hours. Sooner or later one of the Decepticons would notice that the neighborhood idiot was missing and come get him. For now he was just content to sit and smile even though there was still a bunch of Twinkie guts all over him.
I know its short but it really was written just so that I would remember the example. I hope you liked it. Please review and tell me what you thought of it.