EPISODE 1: AUDITION

So, here's what you missed last season on glee.
Finn joined the glee club and got totally made fun of. But he only joined because Mr. Schue blackmailed him with his underwear secret. Puck went on a downhill roller coaster as his cartoon underwear became exposed to world... YIKES. Oh and Kurt came out to everyone but also developed a weird crush on Finn and even stole his briefs. Oh and we can't forget about how New Directions lost at Regionals... because after all, that is what this show is about right... right? And that's what you missed on... GLEE!

-GLEE-

"My name is Jacob Ben Israel and we're back with 'GLEE'S BIG GAY SUMMER'," Jacob said to the camera as he held the signs.

"Let's go see what the gang's been up to this summer..." Jacob stated as he saw Rachel fixing Finn's collar. "Rachel, what have you been up to this summer?"

"Just rehearsing for my debut on Broadway," Rachel smiled intensely at the camera.

"And you, Finn?" Jacob asked.

"Well, I really haven't been doing much. I've been dating Rachel all summer, and I went shopping last week," Finn said as he started to remember...

"Mom! Please don't come with me!" Finn pleaded.

"Oh Finn, what is the big deal?" Carol wondered.

"The big deal is that I'm now a junior in high school and I don't need my mom with me when I'm... underwear shopping," he whispered the last two words.

"Okay, fine. I'll meet you at the food court afterwards," she said, handing him a $10 bill.

He smiled as he approached and walked into Dillards.

Believe it or not... underwear shopping is still awkward for me, but it's even more humiliating when your mom is with you and she's the one buying your tighty whities. Even though I still feel uncomfortable, I've gotten better at it. I look around. Make sure no one is around and I'm in and out like that.

Finn glanced all around him as he took the turn into the underwear aisle. He bumped into a curly haired man and saw his package fall to the ground.

"Oh, I'm so sorry," Finn said as he quickly bent down to pick up the package.

"Finn?" A familiar voice went through Finn's ears as he grasped the package. A package of white Calvin Klein briefs.

Finn glanced up into the familiar eyes of Mr. Schue. "Oh, hey, Mr. Schue," Finn smiled.

"Finn, what brings you here?" Will asked.

"Oh.. you know.." Finn mumbled awkwardly as he handed him back his package.

"Oh right?" Will shook his head. "So, what're you hear for? Boxers or briefs?"

"Briefs," Finn muttered, softly.

"And why's that? Don't tell me you've been getting wedgied over the summer," Will mentioned.

"No, I haven't luckily. At football camp, I actually got some of my rep back," Finn smiled.

"That's great, Finn," Will smiled. "Wait a sec, Mr. Schue... why are you buying underwear? Don't tell me you've been getting wedgied."

"Not at all, Finn... I mean, besides the natural ones," he laughed. "I actually came to buy because I don't have anymore CK's. You boys ripped my last pair," he explained.

Finn nodded as he remembered the end of the year wedgie.

"So, are Calvin Klein briefs comfortable?" Finn always wondered.

"The best!" Will exclaimed. "You should definitely buy some," he advised.

"I will... one day. My mom only gave me like 10 bucks so it looks like I'm stuck with my plain old hanes for awhile," Finn said, trying to hide his disappointment.

Will saw right through his fake smile. "How about this? You buy your hanes and I'll buy an extra pack of CK's for you," Will suggested.

"What? No, I can't-"

"Sure, you can," Will said, picking up another pack and matching the size with Finn.

"I'll pay you back," Finn promised.

"I already found out how," Will smiled. "How?" Finn asked curiously.

"No wedgies from you when we come back. For an entire semester. Deal?" Will raised an eyebrow.

"Deal," Finn agreed.

After checking out, Will handed Finn his new undies and said, "See you on the first day. I think we will be wearing matching undies."

Will walked away. He really liked Finn and really wanted to see him happy, but he also wanted for him to be comfortable in his own skin. He was hoping this incident would be a gentle push in the right direction.

Finn laughed. He really liked Mr. Schue. He was a real father figure for him.

FLASHBACK ENDS.

"Thanks for the interview guys... look there's the glee club director, Will Schuester," Jacob pointed as he ran after him. Finn saw Will and smiled and waved.

"Mr. Schuester, how do you feel about a recent comment on my blog saying you wear more different types of underwear than a drag queen?" He questioned.

"Ummm, I guess I try do something to please everyone," he joked. "50% boxers. 50% briefs."

"100% GAY," Jacob said seriously.

Jacob walked out of his office and across the hall into the boy's locker room.

"Confirm or deny the rumor that you spent all summer pool cleaning money on a vasectomy," Jacob held the microphone up to Puck's mouth.

"It's true... but man... that was some good money I earned," Puck smirked as he remembered a certain encounter.

Puck was cleaning a pool in his regular uniform. Shirtless with a pair of light blue jeans.

Then, Mrs. Sanchez came out in her sexy black bikini. She handed him a lemonade and asked, "is that a nipple ring?"

Puck glanced down and answered, "Yeah, I'm kinda badass."

"I think I need your help inside with some pipes," she said flirtatiously.

Puck smiled as he walked in. She quickly assaulted him onto the couch. Rapidly, she used her hands to rub Puck across his back and chest. He stood up as she placed her hands over the front of my jeans.

She unzipped them and and pulled them down quickly and slanted her head as she saw Puck's blue Pokemon briefs.

She looked back at up at him and said, "who knew my six year old's underwear could be this hot?" as she hooked her fingers in the waistband and pulled them down.

"Awww Yeaaah!" Puck thought as he snapped out of his memory.

"Well, you guys. GLEE'S BIG GAY SUMMER has to end now, but what better it way to end than with the gayest member of them all! Kurt Hummel!" Jacob announced as he followed Kurt down the hall.

"No comment," Kurt repeated over and over as he walked into the men's room.

Jacob waited outside the restroom and Kurt came out.

"You know what Jacob... I'll tell your viewers something... next time you have something to say to me, say it to my face!" Kurt screamed as he felt the cold rush of a red slushie hit his face. He then felt a hand dig into his tight skinny jeans and yank out his black bikini briefs.

"Welcome back... lady!" Azimio greeted.

As Kurt adjusted his underwear, he said, "the school year has officially begun."

-GLEE-

"It's a new school year… right?" Will thought as he watched everyone pass the glee club sign up list.

"Worried that none will sign up?" Sue wondered.

"Not at all. Glee club will be extremely successful this year," Will said.

"Listen, William. Take my advice… hold auditions," Sue stated. "Also, Figgins wants to see us."

They walked into the office and their faces went south as they heard terrible news.

"Cut my budget?" Sue asked. "You can't cut my budget! It's in my contract," Sue fought.

"Cutting 10% is like cutting our legs off!" Will pleaded.

"Guys, this is being mandated at the district level," a burly woman spoke.

"Who's this?" Sue asked as she held her finger up to her face.

"The name's Beiste," she responded.

"Coach Beiste is a national champion in high school football," Figgins explained.

"This is just splendid," Sue pretended as she left the room. Will followed.

-GLEE-

"Listen here, William. We are going to humiliate Beiste and make her quit," Sue ordered.

"Why would I do that?" Will asked.

"Because, if you want to make it to Nationals, you'll need all the funds you can get or else you'll be cutting kids instead of recruiting them," she explained.

"I hadn't thought of that," Will realized.

"So, you in?" Sue asked.

"I'm in," Will stated intensely.

-GLEE-

The sounds of Empire State By Alicia Keys could be heard bouncing throughout the outside cafeterias. Well, The New Directions interpretation of the song anyway. The New Directions needed members, and this was their way of doing things. As Finn sung along to the music he spotted someone. A blonde that Mercedes would later on call gorgeous. He had blonde Justin Bieber hair and a mouth that seemed big enough to hold an entire baby. He was tapping his black Converse. Oh, Finn couldn't wait until he became the person who got the Glee Club their new member. He'd be their hero.

While Finn focused in on a blonde, Rachel had her gaze fixed upon a nice Asian Girl. She mouthed the words along with the sound, Rachel knew she was into. She thought about how much she would fit in. After all, she would look perfect swaying in the background. Her brown eyes and black hair. She was beautiful in Rachel's mind, maybe even pretty enough to take eyes off her. Rachel knew they needed her, and anyway, being the one who brings the Glee Club their new member would make the Glee Club appraise her. Oh, How wonderful for her.

-GLEE-

"Hi, your Sunshine Corazon, right?" Rachel asked as she saw her in the bathroom.

"Uh, what?" she said, taking out her headphones.

"Oh!"Rachel exclaimed. "You don't speak english… here's a flyer."

Sunshine began to sing and Rachel realized she would have stiff competition if she joined glee.

"Actually," Rachel said snatching the flyer. "this is the address." She wrote on a piece of paper the address and gave it to her.

-GLEE-

Finn walked into the locker room. He'd forgotten his gym bag in his locker. When he entered he shut the door lightly. He met the Bieste, and she was scary. He didn't want to upset her. When he did, he heard a voice. It was excellent, a guy's voice. It was smooth and polished, who was this? He peeked around the corner of a locker to see the singer. The blonde from the performance. His wet hair clung to his forehead and he belted out 'Every Rose Has It's Thorn'. He felt the need to chime in, but the dude was naked. The sound of water shutting off threw Finn into a panic. He watched ass the boy walked across the seemingly empty locker room. He didn't want to look at the guy, but he really wanted to see what this guy was doing in the locker room this late. As he saw more than he bargained for, a thought crossed his mind. I wonder if Mr. Schue saw me naked. I hope he wasn't judging my size... Finn watched the boy slip on a pair of White Bikini Briefs. Sam wears Bikini Briefs? So does Kurt, I guess this means he's gay... Wait. What is that!? Finn eyed the boy pulling on a pair of Gray and Navy Blue striped Boxer Briefs. He had a secret just like Finn's! Finn wondered if the Blonde knew the brieflines were visible through his Boxer-Briefs...

-GLEE-

"Hi, your Sunshine Corazon, right?" Rachel asked as she saw her in the bathroom.

"Uh, what?" she said, taking out her headphones.

"Oh!"Rachel exclaimed. "You don't speak english… here's a flyer."

Sunshine began to sing and Rachel realized she would have stiff competition if she joined glee.

"Actually," Rachel said snatching the flyer. "this is the address." She wrote on a piece of paper the address and gave it to her.

-GLEE-

"Finn, I need to get on the football team and without you, I can't do it," Artie told Finn.

"What? Dude, I don't know if I can do that. And why do you want to be on the team anyway?" Finn asked.

"I want to get Tina back… she's dating Mike Change now," Artie answered.

"What? Why'd she break up with you?" Finn questioned.

"Well, she and Mike kissed at Asian Camp and since it was so hot this summer, I switched back to briefs and Tina didn't really approve of that decision," Artie explained.

Finn understood Artie's underwear dilemma.

"Don't worry, dude. With my help, you'll be on the team in no time," Finn promised.

-GLEE-

Finn had finally learned the blonde's name. Sam Evans. Now as he watched the boy sing with the rest of the Glee males, he was happy. His randition of 'Billionaire' was stunning. He would be a shoe-in at Auditions! When the song closed, he was watching the other boys, Puck looked stunned. He was happy about this, until he opened his mouth.

"Dude... Your mouth is huge! How many balls can you fit in there?" Puck asked, mesmorized.

"I don't know... I've never actually had balls in my mouth." Sam said, semi-seriously. He was funny too! Finn could see him as a part of the Glee Club, then everyone else would think of him as their hero. "Good job! You'll do great in Glee Club. Can't wait to see you at auditions." Finn smiled.

All anyone else did was stare at his excessively large mouth.

-GLEE-

"Listen up William," Sue said quickly.

Will acknowledged. "We have to make Beiste feel isolated. It is bound to remind her of her old high school days. Quick, here she comes!" Sue whispered as she moved to another table.

Beiste walked up to Sue. "Is anyone sitting here?" she directed towards the empty seats.

"Actually, those seats are occupied by my ghost friends," Sue said cruely.

Beiste moved along and found a table where Will was sitting by himself.
"Hey Will… is anyone sitting here?" she said insecurely.

"Actually… I'm having a meeting with some science teachers," Will lied terribly.

"You know what… everyone said you were really nice, but I guess they were wrong, huh?" Beiste left, teary eyed.

-GLEE-

Beiste looked at herself in the mirror of the lockerroom. As she watched a few tears roll down her face, she wiped them away. "Coach Bieste? Are you crying?" Sam asked, startling her. She didn't hear anyone come in.

"Umm... Yeah. I saw last years stats." She said fiercely. "And they sucked!"

"Oh... Well, I wasn't here last year. If that makes a difference." Sam said, with a slight smile.

"Coach Bieste?" Finn called, pushing Sam aside. "We had a question." Coach Bieste cocked her eyebrow as Artie rolled up. "Artie wanted a spot on the football team. I mean he could be like a battering ram. Als-"

"You have got to be kidding me!" Bieste smashed her clipboard on the ground.

"No, We-We're serious." Artie stammered. "We were talking in Glee Club and-"

"I am so sick of hearing about this Glee Club!" She yelled. "Hudson, you're off the team. Evans, that means you're quarterback."

"Dude!" Finn exclaimed.

"Dude? Get the hell out of my locker room!" She screamed. Finn took a step back, looking at Sam who was grinning. And then he shot a glance at Bieste, who was fuming with anger. He rolled Artie in front of him, not wanting to make things worse.

-GLEE-

"Next!" Sue yelled across the gym as she held her clipboard, noting how pathetic everyone who trying out for the cheerios was.

Wearing, a red t-shirt and a matching head band, Quinn walked in.

"No way. Get out," Sue stated sternly.

"I heard you got your confetti cannons taken away," Quinn ignored. "I bet there are plenty of church organizations that would gladly donate money to a squad that helped rehabilitate a girl who got pregnant and now speaks out for abstinence in school while wearing a cheerios uniform."

Quinn walked away confidently.

-GLEE-

Sam walked into the empty History room to find Finn sitting at a table. In front of him was a white laptop. "Hey." Sam smiled. Finn didn't respond. Sam gave him an odd look as he walked towards Finn. As his finger tapped a key of the laptop. Sam watched a video of himself play. He saw his naked butt, then his underwear slip on top of hit. Then a second pair of underwear.

"I heard you were having doubts about joining Glee Club." Finn started. "After seeing this video I hope you'll find you're doubt free about joining Glee Club."

"And If I don't join?" Sam asked.

"This video goes on Facebook. And Youtube." Finn smirked.

"Why are you doing this?" Sam asked, a bit of fear in his voice. Finn could hear this, and his undeniable attempt at sounding manly. "I mean, I want to join. Now I HAVE to?"

"You don't have to. It's just if you don't... This video goes viral." Finn said standing up and pulling the flashdrive from the laptop and leaving the room.

-GLEE-

"Why would he get kicked off the football team? Finn was just trying to help out his handicap able friend?" Will asked sitting in Figgins' office.

"He was insubordinate… twice," Beiste responeded.

"Please coach," Finn begged. "I need football."

"Finn is a really good kid. Give him a chance to show you," Will pleaded.

"You mean, don't make a snap judgment about him? Don't make his life miserable because I assume he's a certain way?" Beiste asked, referring to Schue's earlier actions.

Beiste walked out.

-GLEE-

Everyone watched the clock closely as it continued to tick.

"Hate to break It to you, but it doesn't look like anyone will be joining us so I think we should just call it a day," Rachel said, secretly pleased.

"Wait, my buddy Sam's coming. He totally idolizes me," Finn grinned.

"Face it Finn. You're not the quarterback anymore. No one is going to follow you around like a puppy dog thinking everything you do is cool," Kurt explained.

Finn couldn't believe it. Kurt was right. He went from being the coolest guy in school to once again being a glee loser.

-GLEE-

"Mr. Schue! We need to talk!" Tina exclaimed. Will looked up at Tina and began to speak. "Rachel sent Sunshine to a crackhoue instead of Auditions."

"She what?!" He shouted. "I'll be right back." Mr. Schuester stormed out of the room, knocking over a chair as he did. When he spotted Rachel waving farewell to Sunshine he approached. "Rachel!"

"Oh hello! I wanted to tell you tha-" Rachel smiled.

"Shut it, Rachel! You can't just send someone to a crackhouse! Do you know how dangerous that is? What were you thinking?" Will scolded.

"I was thinking she's more talented than me!" Rachel replied.

"A lot of people are going to be Rachel! And you let your ego get in the way of the club. Now there might not even be a Glee Club! And one more thing!"

"Mr. Schue!" Rachel interrupted. "If you would listen to me, I was going to tell you I reinvited Sunshine to audition. I realized what I did, and I fixed it."

"Oh... Wait." Mr. Schue said. "How did you know the address of a crackhouse on the spot?"

"I've been to alot of places when I was trying to find my mother. That crackhouse is actually one the better places." Rachel said. She pushed her hair behind her ears and trotted off, leaving a confused Mr. Schue.

-GLEE-

Rachel walked down the hallway towards Sunshine. It had been a day since she'd performed and she was spectacular, which made the entire Glee Club happy, ecstatic even, except Rachel. That was something she needed to deal with though. When she approached her, she saw a man in a suit and a douchey blue-tooth helping her clean her locker out. "Sunshine? What's going on?"

"This man is helping me clean out my locker. I'm joining Vocal Adrenaline." Sunshine shrugged.

"Vocal Adrenaline? What about the New Directions, you're Glee Club? The one you joined less than 24 hours ago?" Rachel asked. "You can't leave us! We need you."

"I just wasn't comfortable at Mckinley. Not after I was sent to a crack-house." Sunshine explained. "Plus, they gave us a condo and a greencard."

And as she walked down the hallway, Rachel gulped.

-GLEE-

Finn spotted Sam all alone in the locker room. Finn walked up to him angrily as he slipped his shoes on. "What the hell dude?" Finn started. "You didn't show up? I hope you know that I could make this video go viral."

"For your information, I was going to join Glee Club. Right up until someone decided to blackmail me with the thing I'm most insecure about. Anyway it'll be pretty hard to upload that video, when your flashdrive was flushed down a toilet." Sam said.

"What?" Finn questioned.

"Turns out the janitor doesn't mind taking cash to break in to lockers." Sam shrugged.

"Well, I can still tell everyone about your secret." Finn threatened.

"No, that's where I think you're wrong. That video had me on there. But it also showed someone who likes to wear Whities under their boxers." Sam said. He gave a sly smile and shrug to Finn before leaving the locker room. Just like that, their rivalry had started.

PLEASE REVIEW.

Also, keep in mind that I have only finished the first 9 episodes. I will finish hopefully by the new year.

IF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS OR ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SEE, I'LL TRY MY BEST TO PUT IT INTO ONE OF THE FUTURE EPISODES.