Just a little one shot I suddenly thought of when I was looking for my hair band. Please review, it does make me really happy.
Hermione Granger paced around the room angrily. It was that time of the month for her and she was feeling cranky. Really cranky. Her eyes were narrowed dangerously and she swept some much loved books of the bed and onto the floor as she searched for her pink Alice band.
Hearing the door closing downstairs she rushed down the great marble staircase to be confronted with the sight of a very tired husband.
"Where is it?" She demanded, her eyes a little crazy.
"Where's what?" He asked, rubbing a hand over his face.
"My pink Alice band! You've taken it! I always knew you were gay!"
"Herm-"
"I knew it! All of the hints...all those hair care products...I knew it." She continued, steamrollering on with her rant.
"Love it-"
"Be quiet! Where've you put it?? What've-"
"It's on your head!" He exclaimed, exasperated.
She stopped, mid rant to feel her head. Sure enough, she could feel the band with its little bow on it. She smiled and suddenly burst out laughing, much to the astonishment of Draco who buried his head in his hand.
"I can't deal with your mood swings anymore!" He cried. "You're on your period again aren't you?" He asked her in defeat, wishing she would say no.
"Yup."
"Does that mean no sex tonight?"
"Yup." She said again before skipping away with a silly grin on her face now that she knew where her hair band was.