There once was a toaster who was very angry with his best friend the computer. The computer had friendzoned the toaster and the toaster wanted revenge. The computer was going to get married to the microwave. The toaster plotted his scheme. He was going to give the computer a virus. He knew that the microwave contained e. coli from its days with messing around with hotdogs and hamburgers. So the toaster seduced the microwave and they had cybersexehs and then the toaster called up the computer the next day. The toaster got the computer drunk and drugged up and gave the computer SYSTEM32 ERRORz. The computer then had a virus and the toaster seeked his revenge. the end.