A/N: So I got really super-duper bored and made this! Enjoy!

The Ultimate Showdown of Pet Shoppery

Old Vinzilla was hopping around

The Pet Shop like a big playground

When suddenly Sunil burst from the shade

And hit Vinzilla with a Magicgrenade

Vinzilla got pissed and began to use muscle

But didn't expect to be blocked by Russell

Who proceeded to open up a can of Russ Fu

When Penny Ling came out of the blue

And she started beating up little Russell

Then they both got flattened by a fly-by tussle

But before it could make it back to the Sunil-cave

Little Zoe Trent popped out of her grave

And took an AK-47 out from under her hat

And blew Sunil away with a rat-a-tat-tat

But she ran out of bullets and she ran away

Because Minkamus Prime came to save the day

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Pet Shoppery

Good pets, bad pets, and explosions as far as the eye can

See and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Pet Shoppery

Vinzilla took a bite out of Minkamus Prime

Like Roger Baxter took a bite out of crime

And then Russ came back covered in a paw track

But Pepper Clark jumped out and landed on his back

And Sunil was injured, and trying to get steady

When little Zoe Trent came back with a machete

But suddenly something caught her leg and she tripped

Shahrukh took his out with his whip

Then he saw Vinzilla sneaking up from behind

And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find

'Cause Sunil stole it and he shot and he missed

And Pepper Clark deflected it with her fist

Then she jumped in the air and did a somersault

While Little Zoe Trent tried to pole vault

Onto Minkamus Prime, but they collided in the air

Then they both got hit by a Blythe Baxter Stare

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Pet Shoppery

Good pets, bad pets, and explosions as far as the eye can

See and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the Ultimate Showdown...

They all watched the beautiful scene

Down from the heavens descended Buttercream

Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones

Into the crotch of Shahrukh Jones

Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain

As Sunil accidentally changed into Bruce Wayne

But Cream saw through his clever disguise

And she crushed Sunil's head in between her thighs

Then Skunk the Grey and Weasel the White and

"Panda Python and the Holy Grail"'s Dog Knight and

Kitty Cussolini and The Bird Meanie and

Cowboy Snake and Bunny the Genie

Robotpet, the Petminator, Captain Pony, and Pug Vader

Lo Pan, Ratman, every single Puppy Ranger

Bill S. Puppy and Goldfish Logan,

Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Mouse Hogan

All came out of nowhere lightning fast

And they kicked Buttercream in her rabbit ass

It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw

With civilians looking on in total awe

And the battle raged on for a century

Many lives were claimed, but eventually

The champion stood, the rest saw their better:

Mr. Shivers in a bloodstained sweater

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Pet Shoppery

Good pets, bad pets, and explosions as far as the eye can See and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the Ultimate Showdown...

(The Ultimate Showdown)

This is The Ultimate Showdown...

(The Ultimate Showdown)

This is the Ultimate Showdown...

Of Pet Shoppery.